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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Make a Timelord.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Samwise
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What game is this? I want.
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Trippy
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Surgeon Simulator.
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Hutch
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At least your watch popped off over the tray, instead of you dropping it amongst the rib chips in the patient's chest cavity o.O
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Plant yourself like a tree Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning. The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Samwise
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I played the free demo and got as far as removing the lungs. Couldn't figure out how to scalpel the heart out, though.
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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schild
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Use a hatchet.
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rk47
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Samwise
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I've found the hammer is the best tool for getting rid of those pesky ribs. Just kind of smash around with it, it seldom seems to cause any serious bleeding. The second best option is the power saw, but you need to cut each rib individually sort of like you were doing with the drill, and odds of slipping up and nicking the patient at some point during that procedure are high.
Still can't figure out how to detach the heart. No matter how much I slice around it seems like it's just glued in there from underneath.
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rk47
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rk47
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ATTEMPT 3: (CLICK ON IMAGE TO WATCH VIDEO)
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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You are a special individual. Don't ever change.
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rk47
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ATTEMPT 4: (CLICK ON IMAGE)
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schild
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I live for these updates every day.
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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That shit cray.
Keep it up.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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rk47
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2nd Operation : Attempt 1 - CLICK ON IMAGE TO WATCH SURGERY
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schild
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Not available in your country. Huh.
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rk47
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:( must be music selection - yeah just checked - blocked due to Fallout New Vegas track - Blue Moon - sorry man.
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« Last Edit: April 25, 2013, 07:58:13 PM by rk47 »
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rk47
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OP 2 ATTEMPT 2
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Xuri
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몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!
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ahahaha, I have not laughed this hard in weeks! Keep it up, great stuff :)
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rk47
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OP2 - ATTEMPT 3
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rk47
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Time for a mind-blowing surgery!
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Ironwood
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Holy shit, what is this.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Hutch
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Welcome, Ironwood, tyo this thread.
Our protagonist, RK, is playing a surgeon sim. It is a truly terrible game. Only the cartoons, captions, and incidental humor makeit bearable,
Note that I typed this post with one hand, using no backspacing. I think the paatient will live.
Oh, mouse use with left hand: not as easdy as typing.
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Plant yourself like a tree Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning. The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Ironwood
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I spent most of the afternoon at work giggling my fucking arse off at this, but I still can't figure out who thought this would make a good game.
Jesus Christ, Palsied One Armed Surgeon to the Rescue.
Well done RK for once again making me smile. When you pretty much axed that chaps skull open like an egg - Bravo.
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rk47
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BUT SIR! WE HAVENT EVEN DONE THE CHASE SCENES!
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rk47
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rk47
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I am aware of the copyright issue that is blocking the viewing of the video. I will rectify this issue by uploading another longer vid.
Thanks for following my surgery.
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cironian
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play his game!: solarwar.net
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Laser scalpel is OP. Nerf it!
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rk47
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ezrast
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I'm glad I'm not the only one distinctly reminded of an egg.
Actually it looks like a chocolate egg to me, only instead of delicious cream filling there's just a brain.
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Teleku
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Hahaha! God, that drill just flying around your head the entire time. Your music track choice for the space mission was very appropriate as well.
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Llyse
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Pissed myself laughing. Please don't ever get banned rk and I promise to work through radicalthon when unemployed (soon)
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HaemishM
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Does this game seriously ask you to perform transplant surgeries in the back of a moving ambulance?
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