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Title: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: rk47 on April 22, 2013, 07:46:01 PM 01 - First day at the office! (http://youtu.be/DehJm3kXGyM)
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Surlyboi on April 22, 2013, 07:50:58 PM Make a Timelord.
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Samwise on April 23, 2013, 10:47:28 AM What game is this? I want.
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Trippy on April 23, 2013, 10:55:21 AM Surgeon Simulator.
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Hutch on April 23, 2013, 11:08:33 AM 01 - First day at the office! (http://youtu.be/DehJm3kXGyM) At least your watch popped off over the tray, instead of you dropping it amongst the rib chips in the patient's chest cavity o.O Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Samwise on April 23, 2013, 11:21:53 AM I played the free demo and got as far as removing the lungs. Couldn't figure out how to scalpel the heart out, though.
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: schild on April 23, 2013, 03:37:28 PM Use a hatchet.
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: rk47 on April 23, 2013, 07:30:14 PM 02 - Getting the hang of it... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=APmcX_FgT_E)
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Samwise on April 23, 2013, 11:39:12 PM I've found the hammer is the best tool for getting rid of those pesky ribs. Just kind of smash around with it, it seldom seems to cause any serious bleeding. The second best option is the power saw, but you need to cut each rib individually sort of like you were doing with the drill, and odds of slipping up and nicking the patient at some point during that procedure are high.
Still can't figure out how to detach the heart. No matter how much I slice around it seems like it's just glued in there from underneath. Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: rk47 on April 24, 2013, 12:07:42 AM (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/HUMOR/SURGEON.jpg)
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: rk47 on April 24, 2013, 01:49:50 AM ATTEMPT 3: (CLICK ON IMAGE TO WATCH VIDEO)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/HUMOR/SURGEON2.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6215bu3x7KM) Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: HaemishM on April 24, 2013, 09:59:17 AM You are a special individual. Don't ever change. :grin:
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: rk47 on April 24, 2013, 06:48:41 PM ATTEMPT 4: (CLICK ON IMAGE)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/HUMOR/SURGEON3.jpg) (http://youtu.be/xPrTDd1S38s) Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: schild on April 25, 2013, 01:19:55 PM I live for these updates every day.
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Surlyboi on April 25, 2013, 07:07:34 PM That shit cray.
Keep it up. Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: rk47 on April 25, 2013, 07:20:00 PM 2nd Operation : Attempt 1 - CLICK ON IMAGE TO WATCH SURGERY
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/HUMOR/SURGEON4.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=08eieOVeKZs) Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: schild on April 25, 2013, 07:21:14 PM Not available in your country. Huh.
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: rk47 on April 25, 2013, 07:46:26 PM :( must be music selection - yeah just checked - blocked due to Fallout New Vegas track - Blue Moon - sorry man.
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: rk47 on April 25, 2013, 07:48:19 PM OP 2 ATTEMPT 2
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/HUMOR/SURGEON5.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq0xnKrauzo) Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Xuri on April 25, 2013, 08:03:28 PM ahahaha, I have not laughed this hard in weeks! Keep it up, great stuff :)
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: rk47 on April 25, 2013, 08:15:33 PM OP2 - ATTEMPT 3
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/HUMOR/SURGEON6.jpg) (http://youtu.be/d-F9fHH9Ams) Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: rk47 on April 26, 2013, 07:26:14 AM Time for a mind-blowing surgery!
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/HUMOR/SURGEON7.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qfSD3hX3Nmc) Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Ironwood on April 26, 2013, 08:58:50 AM Holy shit, what is this.
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Hutch on April 26, 2013, 01:29:00 PM Welcome, Ironwood, tyo this thread.
Our protagonist, RK, is playing a surgeon sim. It is a truly terrible game. Only the cartoons, captions, and incidental humor makeit bearable, Note that I typed this post with one hand, using no backspacing. I think the paatient will live. Oh, mouse use with left hand: not as easdy as typing. Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Ironwood on April 26, 2013, 02:50:03 PM I spent most of the afternoon at work giggling my fucking arse off at this, but I still can't figure out who thought this would make a good game.
Jesus Christ, Palsied One Armed Surgeon to the Rescue. Well done RK for once again making me smile. When you pretty much axed that chaps skull open like an egg - Bravo. Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: rk47 on April 26, 2013, 04:06:25 PM BUT SIR! WE HAVENT EVEN DONE THE CHASE SCENES!
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/HUMOR/SURGEON8.jpg) (http://youtu.be/ZQRPKRcaeEc) Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: schild on April 27, 2013, 09:42:41 PM (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/39720/miscellany/ot/3tlhy1.jpg)
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: rk47 on April 28, 2013, 05:49:58 AM (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/HUMOR/SURGEON9.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BbyBdrRu64)
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: rk47 on April 28, 2013, 06:33:15 AM I am aware of the copyright issue that is blocking the viewing of the video.
I will rectify this issue by uploading another longer vid. Thanks for following my surgery. Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: cironian on April 28, 2013, 01:16:14 PM Laser scalpel is OP. Nerf it!
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: rk47 on April 28, 2013, 07:51:30 PM (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/HUMOR/SURGEON10.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQYRxiI39sY)
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: ezrast on April 28, 2013, 08:30:32 PM I'm glad I'm not the only one distinctly reminded of an egg.
Actually it looks like a chocolate egg to me, only instead of delicious cream filling there's just a brain. Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Teleku on April 29, 2013, 02:58:34 AM Hahaha! God, that drill just flying around your head the entire time. Your music track choice for the space mission was very appropriate as well. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Llyse on May 01, 2013, 09:00:31 AM Pissed myself laughing. Please don't ever get banned rk and I promise to work through radicalthon when unemployed (soon)
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: HaemishM on May 01, 2013, 09:10:18 AM Does this game seriously ask you to perform transplant surgeries in the back of a moving ambulance? :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: koro on May 01, 2013, 07:52:41 PM Oh god that fucking drill.
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Soln on May 04, 2013, 10:12:46 PM Why did things go weird, like you went through a Monolith or something. Never mind. Drill harder.
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Teleku on May 06, 2013, 01:10:00 AM He accidently got his hand pricked by the drug needle floating around in zero G.
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Samwise on May 07, 2013, 04:34:16 PM Oh man, I wish I'd been recording this. Just got close to a perfect score on the web version. I've been messing around with it when I need a brain break; it's almost meditative.
Figured out that you can remove the ribs without ANY blood loss if you use the hand saw and are verrry careful with it. You literally have to saw back and forth over the bone, and not touch anything else with the blade. The only times I slipped up were when I tossed the lungs onto a table full of sharp instruments (it still counts as damaging the patient even if they're detached, lol), and of course cutting the heart free, which still gives me difficulty because I swear one of the tubes is invisible so I always wind up having to slash around blindly until I hear the beating stop. Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: rk47 on May 24, 2013, 06:42:36 AM A++ Heart Op (http://youtu.be/DYnpZyjqhv8)
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Sir T on May 24, 2013, 08:59:18 AM What the hell did I just watch. :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Paelos on May 24, 2013, 09:03:28 AM Amazing work. Who needs a lung anyway?
Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Pennilenko on May 24, 2013, 09:12:46 AM A++ Heart Op (http://youtu.be/DYnpZyjqhv8) (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/868747/claptard.gif) Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Lucas on September 26, 2013, 07:41:01 AM IN SPAAAACE :heart: :heart:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2013/09/26/surgeon-simulator-2013-goes-to-space-for-the-latest-update/ Title: Re: Yay, I got a new job! Post by: Korachia on September 26, 2013, 08:31:14 AM Bravo Doctor!
Your skills reminds of the best in the bizz, Doctor Gumby himself (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrjHKMJTh1w) |