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on: April 22, 2013, 07:46:01 PM


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Reply #1 on: April 22, 2013, 07:50:58 PM

Make a Timelord.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #2 on: April 23, 2013, 10:47:28 AM

What game is this?  I want.

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Reply #3 on: April 23, 2013, 10:55:21 AM

Surgeon Simulator.
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Reply #4 on: April 23, 2013, 11:08:33 AM


At least your watch popped off over the tray, instead of you dropping it amongst the rib chips in the patient's chest cavity o.O

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Reply #5 on: April 23, 2013, 11:21:53 AM

I played the free demo and got as far as removing the lungs.  Couldn't figure out how to scalpel the heart out, though.

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Reply #6 on: April 23, 2013, 03:37:28 PM

Use a hatchet.
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Reply #7 on: April 23, 2013, 07:30:14 PM


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Reply #8 on: April 23, 2013, 11:39:12 PM

I've found the hammer is the best tool for getting rid of those pesky ribs.  Just kind of smash around with it, it seldom seems to cause any serious bleeding.  The second best option is the power saw, but you need to cut each rib individually sort of like you were doing with the drill, and odds of slipping up and nicking the patient at some point during that procedure are high.

Still can't figure out how to detach the heart.  No matter how much I slice around it seems like it's just glued in there from underneath.

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Reply #9 on: April 24, 2013, 12:07:42 AM


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Reply #10 on: April 24, 2013, 01:49:50 AM

ATTEMPT 3: (CLICK ON IMAGE TO WATCH VIDEO)


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Reply #11 on: April 24, 2013, 09:59:17 AM

You are a special individual. Don't ever change.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #12 on: April 24, 2013, 06:48:41 PM

ATTEMPT 4: (CLICK ON IMAGE)


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Reply #13 on: April 25, 2013, 01:19:55 PM

I live for these updates every day.
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Reply #14 on: April 25, 2013, 07:07:34 PM

That shit cray.

Keep it up.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #15 on: April 25, 2013, 07:20:00 PM

2nd Operation : Attempt 1 - CLICK ON IMAGE TO WATCH SURGERY

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Reply #16 on: April 25, 2013, 07:21:14 PM

Not available in your country. Huh.
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Reply #17 on: April 25, 2013, 07:46:26 PM

:( must be music selection - yeah just checked - blocked due to Fallout New Vegas track - Blue Moon - sorry man.
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Reply #18 on: April 25, 2013, 07:48:19 PM

OP 2 ATTEMPT 2


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Reply #19 on: April 25, 2013, 08:03:28 PM

ahahaha, I have not laughed this hard in weeks! Keep it up, great stuff :)

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Reply #20 on: April 25, 2013, 08:15:33 PM

OP2 - ATTEMPT 3


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Reply #21 on: April 26, 2013, 07:26:14 AM

Time for a mind-blowing surgery!


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Reply #22 on: April 26, 2013, 08:58:50 AM

Holy shit, what is this.

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Reply #23 on: April 26, 2013, 01:29:00 PM

Welcome, Ironwood, tyo this thread.

Our protagonist, RK, is playing a surgeon sim. It is a truly terrible game.
Only the cartoons, captions, and incidental humor makeit bearable,

Note that I typed this post with one hand, using no backspacing. I think the paatient will live.

Oh, mouse use with left hand: not as easdy as typing.

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Reply #24 on: April 26, 2013, 02:50:03 PM

I spent most of the afternoon at work giggling my fucking arse off at this, but I still can't figure out who thought this would make a good game.

Jesus Christ, Palsied One Armed Surgeon to the Rescue.

Well done RK for once again making me smile.  When you pretty much axed that chaps skull open like an egg - Bravo. 

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Reply #25 on: April 26, 2013, 04:06:25 PM

BUT SIR! WE HAVENT EVEN DONE THE CHASE SCENES!


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Reply #26 on: April 27, 2013, 09:42:41 PM

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Reply #27 on: April 28, 2013, 05:49:58 AM


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Reply #28 on: April 28, 2013, 06:33:15 AM

I am aware of the copyright issue that is blocking the viewing of the video.
I will rectify this issue by uploading another longer vid.

Thanks for following my surgery.

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Reply #29 on: April 28, 2013, 01:16:14 PM

Laser scalpel is OP. Nerf it!
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Reply #30 on: April 28, 2013, 07:51:30 PM


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Reply #31 on: April 28, 2013, 08:30:32 PM

I'm glad I'm not the only one distinctly reminded of an egg.

Actually it looks like a chocolate egg to me, only instead of delicious cream filling there's just a brain.
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Reply #32 on: April 29, 2013, 02:58:34 AM

Hahaha!  God, that drill just flying around your head the entire time.  Your music track choice for the space mission was very appropriate as well.   awesome, for real

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Reply #33 on: May 01, 2013, 09:00:31 AM

Pissed myself laughing. Please don't ever get banned rk and I promise to work through radicalthon when unemployed (soon)
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Reply #34 on: May 01, 2013, 09:10:18 AM

Does this game seriously ask you to perform transplant surgeries in the back of a moving ambulance?  ACK!

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