Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I hate those fucking commercials because they subtly rely on a pernicious stereotype, which is that you're equating your Self with your in-game character. From there, it just all gets gross.
I have nice tits.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I hate those fucking commercials because they subtly rely on a pernicious stereotype, which is that you're equating your Self with your in-game character. From there, it just all gets gross.
I have nice tits. Aannnnddd.... now it IS gross.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Furiously
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I hate those fucking commercials because they subtly rely on a pernicious stereotype, which is that you're equating your Self with your in-game character. From there, it just all gets gross.
I have nice tits. Your ass is a little saggy though and you don't have hips you have thick thighs.
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Koyasha
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Yeah, that's a really confusing ad. NCSoft usually makes awesome ads that make me want to play the game even when I know the game isn't that great, I wonder what went wrong here.
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-Do you honestly think that we believe ourselves evil? My friend, we seek only good. It's just that our definitions don't quite match.- Ailanreanter, Arcanaloth
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Nevermore
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Press release: Re-opened direct sales and a new Our Time is Now* video commercial. Kinda ok video. Was thinking I was watching a TSW spot by accident at first, but then got the WoW "I'm a Night Elf Mohawk" vibe by the middle of it. * Videos on GW2 site not loading for me so this is to YouTube.Guild Wars 2: It's like walking on hot coals!
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Over and out.
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schild
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That could not be a shittier promo for Guild Wars 2.
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Threash
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Yeah, that is kinda embarrassing.
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I am the .00000001428%
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Furiously
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I should take up vandalism or firewalking to be extreme enough for this game.
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Lantyssa
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I'll just choose to remember the spray-painting chick was cute and forget everything else. (It was really bad though.)
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I'll just choose to remember the spray-painting chick was cute and forget everything else. (It was really bad though.)
Magic spray paint as well.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Lantyssa
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Sorry, you typed something? I was enthralled.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Ingmar
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Finally got around to watching video, suck confirmed. I guess they were going for an Apple-goes-up-against-Microsoft-commercial vibe? Don't think that really worked.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT. Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Venkman
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Der Helm
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Venkman
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And all of the backlogged Reknown, DEs and Skill Challenges I had on my list were all just doable
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KallDrexx
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Same, now let's see if they stay that way.
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Ingmar
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Plusses: Got my last Orr zone 100%ed. Minuses: My main character is now stuck in a 'game immediately crashes on login' state. Video driver update did not fix.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT. Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Furiously
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Plusses: Got my last Orr zone 100%ed. Minuses: My main character is now stuck in a 'game immediately crashes on login' state. Video driver update did not fix.
haxxor!
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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I can't dump my karma into items from the weaponsmith trainer anymore, that sucks. Not that I've bothered playing in a while.
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tazelbain
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This thing that boots you out of your portal keeps is poorly done. Not only is it buggy as shit, but its also a spawn campers wet dream. The timer is way too shorts. I get booted trying to sell stuff, buying seige and repairing armor. Hardly loitering. I like idea, but it needs to thought out better.
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"Me am play gods"
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KallDrexx
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So maybe Anet finally put in code to reset bugged encounters. Just read this on another board When the reset hit last night my guildies who needed it dogpiled into Malchor's leap to get the Bayt Falen (sp?) skill point that's been bugged forever. Some guardian banished it and bugged it out again about 5 minutes later.
From the sound on Teamspeak I thought I was going to have to call an ambulance for multiple rage-induced heart attacks.
3 minutes later, whatever bugfix code Anet put in kicked in and the skill point mob reset. And there was much rejoicing. It was hilarious.
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Tannhauser
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"Dungeons Crucible of Eternity Reduced the difficulty of creatures and bosses, particularly health and armor.
Citadel of Flame Fixed exploits that allowing players to speed clear paths of this dungeon. Reduced difficulty of the Searing Effigy."
Nerfing of dungeons underway. Thank god.
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Ingmar
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I'm waiting for a "all story modes are now facerolls" patch note before I bother going back in.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT. Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Genev
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Story modes already are
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Nevermore
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Story modes already are
Not even close. I'm also not setting foot into another dungeon again until they're heavily nerfed.
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Over and out.
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Ingmar
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Plusses: Got my last Orr zone 100%ed. Minuses: My main character is now stuck in a 'game immediately crashes on login' state. Video driver update did not fix.
haxxor! Even more minus-y: "Thank you for contacting NCsoft Technical Support. We do not currently have the ability to move or reset characters." Luckily the 2nd patch they applied last night fixed my dude or I'd be ready to start practicing my stabbing.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT. Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Miasma
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That's hilarious. GM's can't move people but the hackers have teleport bots.
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Ingmar
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They might be able to move a character who is logged in. Moving one who isn't logged in is a fair bit trickier, to be fair.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT. Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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KallDrexx
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Actually they probably can't move a player that's logged in, but you rarely have to since you can just port somewhere.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Fixed a bug that was automatically killing players as they entered Sharkmaw Caverns in Lion’s Arch.
This was a bug?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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tazelbain
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This thing that boots you out of your portal keeps is poorly done. Not only is it buggy as shit, but its also a spawn campers wet dream. The timer is way too shorts. I get booted trying to sell stuff, buying seige and repairing armor. Hardly loitering. I like idea, but it needs to thought out better.
Appears this was a glitch. The actual change was so that you can't run back to the portal keep after you leave it. The only way to go back is to way-point to it.
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"Me am play gods"
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Venkman
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Sjofn
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Truckasaurus Hands
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Guardian We are moving towards retaliation being more of a counter to taking many hits rather than a general boon to keep up all the time. We also wanted to improve the combo finisher of the guardian, so we reorganized guardian greatsword skills to the following: Skill 2: Whirling Wrath (10 second recharge) Skill 3: Leap of Faith (15 second recharge) Skill 4: Symbol of Wrath (20 second recharge)
Y U MOVE MY BUTTANS Seriously, fuck around with what they do to your heart's content, BUT WHY MOVE THEM AROUND >< >< >< >< ><
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God Save the Horn Players
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Ingmar
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Ugh, worst change ever. LET ME MOVE MY BUTTONS BACK.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT. Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Yeah, that was a headscratcher. Going to be tough when I switch back to my guard.
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