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Topic: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers (Read 76819 times)
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rk47
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 But now, in late winter, it feels like I'm standing under a pile of kindling. I breathe into my cupped hands and rub them together furiously to prevent them from numbing in this cold.  Ah yes...the note... slipped between the pages of my math book while I wasn't looking and playing Terraria. As far as clichés go, I'm more a fan of the letter-in-the-locker, but at least this way shows a bit of initiative. As I ponder the meaning of the note, the snowfall gradually thickens. The snowflakes silently falling from the white-painted sky are the only sign of time passing in this stagnant world. (Ed: Just like the writer's dandruff.) Their slow descent upon the frozen forest makes it seem like time has slowed to a crawl. The rustling of dry snow underfoot startles me, interrupting the quiet mood. Someone is approaching me from behind.   ED: Yes, I totally came.  A hestitating, barely audible question. However, I recognize the owner of that dainty voice instantly. I feel my heart skip a beat. It's a voice I've listened to hundreds of times, but never as more than an eavesdropper to a conversation. I turn to face this voice, the voice of my dreams, and my heart begins to race... (ED: Now you know how Captain Picard felt in Oblivion) A majestic love story in Skyrim...   Dammit. I spent all afternoon trying to come up with a good line and that was the result. Pathetic.  Ahmm...yes. I asked a friend to give you that note...I'm so glad you got it. A shy, joyous smile that makes me so tense I couldn't move a single muscle even if I tried. FUS    So..ah..here we are. Out in the cold... ED: Looks like there's only one way to warm up.. Once again, the wind stirs up the branches. The cacophonous noise is music to my ears. And the tapping of the keyboard of the writer echoes in his room, copying down the damn narration, word by word. Iwanako flinches ever so softly against the gust of wind. As it passes, she rights herself, as if supported by some new confidence. Her eyes lock with mine and she lazily twirls her long, dark hair around her finger. All the while, the anxious beating of my heart grows louder. FUS My throat is tight; I doubt I could even force a word out if I tried. Music: Romance in SkyrimFUS You see... FUS I wanted to know.. ROH ..if you'd go out with me... DAH  Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin  naal ok zin los vahriin Hisao?  wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Hisao?!  Ahrk fin norok paal graan HISAO!  fod nust hon zindro zaan  Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!  |
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« Last Edit: March 13, 2012, 08:28:29 PM by rk47 »
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Der Helm
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What the fuck did I just read ?  |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Muffled
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It is art. It is beauty. It is perfection.  |
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rk47
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rk47
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« Last Edit: January 10, 2012, 07:39:57 AM by rk47 »
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Teleku
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You are quite possibly almost certainly insane. Keep it up.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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rk47
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« Last Edit: January 10, 2012, 03:18:25 PM by rk47 »
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rk47
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« Last Edit: January 10, 2012, 07:39:37 AM by rk47 »
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Sheepherder
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Why? Do I have to?  YES AVATAR, THAT IS EXACTLY THE RIGHT THING TO DO. |
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« Last Edit: January 09, 2012, 02:22:44 AM by Sheepherder »
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rk47
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Why? Do I have to? YES AVATAR, THAT IS EXACTLY THE RIGHT THING TO DO. |
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rk47
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rk47
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Llyse
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Calvin and Hobbes are back to maul the fuck outta you.
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rk47
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« Last Edit: January 09, 2012, 08:39:44 AM by rk47 »
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ceryse
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I'm not sure what unsettles me more. The radicalthon or the game.
Either way I can't look away.
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tazelbain
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Interesting how this took nearing 24hrs to so up on my unread post list.
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"Me am play gods"
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rk47
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Azuredream
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This is amazing.
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The Lord of the Land approaches..
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rk47
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I think there will be naught bits . shd I censor it or is this board liberal enuff to let me post it? I'll put it under spoiler, but not sure if i shd add NSFW tag or not. This whole thing ..this thread...is kinda already cross that line.  |
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Rendakor
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Post it under spoiler with NSFW, or Alduin would never forgive you.
Also, I can't help but read Misha as sounding like Pinky Pie.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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rk47
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lamaros
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Ok.
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rk47
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« Last Edit: January 13, 2012, 12:07:05 AM by rk47 »
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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This is like a trainwreck, I can't look away.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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K9
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Masterful
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Paelos
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So it's a dating sim about disabled people?
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Trippy
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Paelos
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You guys pick some odd things.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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rk47
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« Last Edit: January 13, 2012, 12:00:29 AM by rk47 »
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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ezrast
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Don't forget all you've learned, man. Don't focus on the differences. Option 1. Option 1!
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taolurker
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I honestly can't believe you're typing all of this, let alone being subjected to it. You're a braver man than I am.
I am not really reading everything, but mostly looking at your screencaps and going WTF.
especially this one:
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I used to write for extinct gaming sites
details available here (unused blog about page)
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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