Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
July 20, 2025, 03:31:53 PM

Login with username, password and session length

Search:     Advanced search
we're back, baby
*
Home Help Search Login Register
f13.net  |  f13.net General Forums  |  General Discussion  |  Movies  |  Topic: The Dark Knight Rises 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Pages: 1 ... 9 10 [11] 12 13 ... 15 Go Down Print
Author Topic: The Dark Knight Rises  (Read 124635 times)
Ragnoros
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1027


Reply #350 on: August 05, 2012, 07:26:15 PM

Saw this myself last week. Thought it a bit of a mess. But an enjoyable enough one.

Tannhauser:
« Last Edit: August 05, 2012, 07:29:08 PM by Ragnoros »

Owls are an example of evolution showing off. -Shannow

BattleTag - Ray#1555
rk47
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6236

The Patron Saint of Radicalthons


Reply #351 on: August 05, 2012, 07:33:35 PM

he came to Blake's orphanage 'as a billionaire orphan' public appearance.
then blake, who spent time 'hiding behind a mask of happy kid while being angry inside' realize that wayne has that same look about him. And to channel that anger, Wayne becomes Batman.

lmao. it sounds stupid but that's how i remembered blake's explanation in the movie.


Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
SurfD
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4039


Reply #352 on: August 06, 2012, 12:25:27 AM

he came to Blake's orphanage 'as a billionaire orphan' public appearance.
then blake, who spent time 'hiding behind a mask of happy kid while being angry inside' realize that wayne has that same look about him. And to channel that anger, Wayne becomes Batman.

lmao. it sounds stupid but that's how i remembered blake's explanation in the movie.


I imagine there was more to it then just that.  That appearance may have been the seed that eventually allowed him to put two and two together after a much longer time.  It is quite easy to picture him putting the pieces together after, say, Batman AND Wayne both dissapear from society at the same time after Dent's death if he is already operating on the assumption that Wayne is a little off to begin with.

Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
K9
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7441


Reply #353 on: August 06, 2012, 01:10:58 AM

I assumed he knew because he would have known that Bruce Wayne had been part of the League of Shadows

I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
SurfD
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4039


Reply #354 on: August 06, 2012, 01:13:55 AM

I assumed he knew because he would have known that Bruce Wayne had been part of the League of Shadows
Wrong character?  We are discussing the Blake (robin) character and his ability to pin Wayne down as Batman.  I think you are thinking of Bane.

Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
Lantyssa
Terracotta Army
Posts: 20848


Reply #355 on: August 06, 2012, 07:55:24 AM


Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
NowhereMan
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7353


Reply #356 on: August 06, 2012, 10:50:16 AM


"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
Riggswolfe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 8046


Reply #357 on: August 07, 2012, 01:49:58 PM

You know, I was as disappointed with this movie as I was pleasantly surprised by the Avengers. DKR is not a bad movie but it is not up to the level of the first two films. Too rushed. Too packed. Not enough Batman. Plot 'twists' that were telegraphed way too much. Seriously, every twist in this movie was explicitly set up and you were practically led to it by a glowing arrow on your mini-map.

"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
Furiously
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7199


WWW
Reply #358 on: August 07, 2012, 11:43:20 PM

When Alfred was talking to Bruce about his yearly vacations, about a 1/4 of the way into the movie, while Bruce was away training, my wife turns to me and says, "Well... there's the end of the movie."

Riggswolfe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 8046


Reply #359 on: August 08, 2012, 11:28:47 AM

When Alfred was talking to Bruce about his yearly vacations, about a 1/4 of the way into the movie, while Bruce was away training, my wife turns to me and says, "Well... there's the end of the movie."

Exactly the kind of heavy handed foreshadowing I referred to.

"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
Ironwood
Terracotta Army
Posts: 28240


Reply #360 on: August 11, 2012, 01:41:35 PM

Just saw this with the wife and enjoyed it.

But.

It wasn't very good, was it ?

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
murdoc
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3037


Reply #361 on: August 11, 2012, 07:12:51 PM

I quite liked it until I rewatched 'Batman Begins' and 'The Dark Knight'.

It really wasn't that good.

Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
Miasma
Terracotta Army
Posts: 5283

Stopgap Measure


Reply #362 on: August 11, 2012, 07:16:37 PM

It was the third best batman movie ever.  This still puts in the top five all time action movies.
Ironwood
Terracotta Army
Posts: 28240


Reply #363 on: August 12, 2012, 12:53:17 AM

Been bugging me all night.


Wait, What ?    swamp poop

And there was a LOT of stuff like that in there.  It was a fucking Car Crash of Dark Knight Returns and Knightfall and it really, really, really hadn't been thought through.  Even the chronology was off.


"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
SurfD
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4039


Reply #364 on: August 12, 2012, 02:32:21 AM

Eh, I am still trying to figure out how he somehow managed to

Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
Ironwood
Terracotta Army
Posts: 28240


Reply #365 on: August 12, 2012, 02:57:11 AM

Because he's Batman.

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
UnSub
Contributor
Posts: 8064


WWW
Reply #366 on: August 12, 2012, 03:49:26 AM

The problem is that pretty much all of Nolan's Batman films suffer from, "because the script says so". How does Gotham destroying itself achieve anything for the League of Shadows? How does the Joker pull off even half of what he manages?

Doesn't matter, because the script says that's what happens. Also, action scenes and chronology aren't his strong suit either.

Been bugging me all night.


Wait, What ?    swamp poop



Ironwood
Terracotta Army
Posts: 28240


Reply #367 on: August 12, 2012, 07:35:18 AM

Nah, that's wank.

Also, how the fuck did Bane eat?

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
MuffinMan
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1789


Reply #368 on: August 12, 2012, 07:40:33 AM

His mask was also a GoGurt delivery system.

I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
Ironwood
Terracotta Army
Posts: 28240


Reply #369 on: August 12, 2012, 11:27:46 AM

That builds some real fucking muscle.

(In all seriousness, Christ, but did that boy bulk up for that part.  Fucking Hell.)

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
sickrubik
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2967


WWW
Reply #370 on: August 12, 2012, 11:55:02 AM

That builds some real fucking muscle.

(In all seriousness, Christ, but did that boy bulk up for that part.  Fucking Hell.)

Dude is pretty Daniel Day-Lewish when he takes on roles. He's quickly becoming a "must see his next thing" kinda person for me.


beer geek.
KallDrexx
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3510


Reply #371 on: August 12, 2012, 04:13:35 PM

His mask was also a GoGurt delivery system.

LOL my wife is wondering wtf I just randomly burst out laughing at
UnSub
Contributor
Posts: 8064


WWW
Reply #372 on: August 12, 2012, 10:08:59 PM

I was watching Tom Hardy in "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy" a week or two ago - he really is a chameleon for his roles.

Actually, looking at who Nolan casts - Oldman, Bale, Hardy - it seems to be a type of actor he favours.

Ghambit
Terracotta Army
Posts: 5576


Reply #373 on: August 12, 2012, 11:14:54 PM

Supporting actor nomination for Hardy?  I think so.  Him and Fassbender have my votes this year.  Really, I've loved Hardy since Nemesis (as shittastic as that movie was, his Shinzon was the best part of the film).   Those two right now are on every casting director's short list evidently.

edit: Oh and I just now saw this and tbh I thought the new Spiderman was slightly better.

"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom."  -Samwise
SurfD
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4039


Reply #374 on: August 12, 2012, 11:37:29 PM

Nah, that's wank.

Also, how the fuck did Bane eat?

Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
Ironwood
Terracotta Army
Posts: 28240


Reply #375 on: August 13, 2012, 01:22:34 AM

I've figured it out.  Bane was actually Auric Goldfinger.  I'd been thinking the entire movie how the hell he did that cheery and happy 'I'm going to pull out your guts with a spoon' over the top scariness and I realised that he wouldn't have been out of place AT ALL if he'd said 'No, Mr Wayne, I expect you to die!'

Hmmm.

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
shiznitz
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4268

the plural of mangina


Reply #376 on: August 13, 2012, 06:37:14 AM

I saw the movie this weekend.  While I cannot disagree with all the plot criticisms laid out above this post, I have to say that I thought the movie delivered powerfully.  I think the high quality acting and excellent pacing pulled it together for me.  I loved the Miranda twist.  I guess I was too absorbed to see it coming.

I have never played WoW.
Ironwood
Terracotta Army
Posts: 28240


Reply #377 on: August 13, 2012, 07:00:09 AM

Excellent Pacing ?

Did you see a different version than I did ?

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
MuffinMan
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1789


Reply #378 on: August 13, 2012, 07:37:25 AM

I quite liked it until I rewatched 'Batman Begins' and 'The Dark Knight'.

It really wasn't that good.
This is what happened to me but in the reverse since I watched the marathon at the theater. After Batman Begins I was like DRILLING AND MANLINESS, after Dark Knight I was like  DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS, then after Dark Knight Rises I was like... oh.

I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
Lantyssa
Terracotta Army
Posts: 20848


Reply #379 on: August 13, 2012, 08:01:02 AM

Excellent Pacing ?
I'm not sure I'd call it excellent pacing, however the movie did keep flowing.  It never felt like it had moments of down-time.

I think that might have hurt it considering the length.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
Ironwood
Terracotta Army
Posts: 28240


Reply #380 on: August 13, 2012, 08:17:20 AM

It flowed badly once you applied any thought to it whatsoever.  Time was treated with contempt.


Though I do like the idea of the Wayne Foundation Spine Repair Unit which is basically a large warehouse with about 200 ropes suspended from the roof.

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
01101010
Terracotta Army
Posts: 12007

You call it an accident. I call it justice.


Reply #381 on: August 13, 2012, 08:38:19 AM

It flowed badly once you applied any thought to it whatsoever.  Time was treated with contempt.


Though I do like the idea of the Wayne Foundation Spine Repair Unit which is basically a large warehouse with about 200 ropes suspended from the roof.


See... you sir are coming at it all wrong. American movies, especially actions and romantic comedies, should never be thought about. Just get in the car, buckle up, keep you god damn arms and legs inside, and hang on. That's all.


Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
Ironwood
Terracotta Army
Posts: 28240


Reply #382 on: August 13, 2012, 08:54:51 AM

I'd accept that fine (as I said, I enjoyed the movie) if it wasn't for the fact that the first two had been exceptional in that regard.  It gave me a fairly realistic and believable Batman.

This one was all kinds of mental.


Though Dear God, Anne looked good in that outfit on the bike.

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
sickrubik
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2967


WWW
Reply #383 on: August 13, 2012, 08:55:26 AM

There was a bike?

beer geek.
Ironwood
Terracotta Army
Posts: 28240


Reply #384 on: August 13, 2012, 08:56:06 AM

You may know it as the Anne Hathaway Bender Over Device.

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
Pages: 1 ... 9 10 [11] 12 13 ... 15 Go Up Print 
f13.net  |  f13.net General Forums  |  General Discussion  |  Movies  |  Topic: The Dark Knight Rises  
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF 1.1.10 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC