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SurfD
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on: September 18, 2010, 02:22:50 PM

From new stuff posted on MMO Champ

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Feats of Strength
    * Bloom and Doom - Survive 100 waves on Endless Mode the Peacebloom Vs. Ghouls quest.


Quests
    * Dont' Want No Zombies on My Lawn - Survive 25 waves on the Endless Mode of Peacebloom vs. Ghouls

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Reply #1 on: September 18, 2010, 03:15:10 PM

That it is a company that does not discriminate on the bandwagons they'll jump on?

I know. It's Blizzard. It's just getting old.

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Reply #2 on: September 18, 2010, 03:30:45 PM

It's just getting old.

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Reply #3 on: September 18, 2010, 05:07:16 PM

The funny jokes are funny once, then tedious.  I wish they'd trim that back a bit and concentrate on the world.  I suspect that I'm growing out of this lore/world. 
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Reply #4 on: September 18, 2010, 06:22:21 PM

I'm not someone that holds Blizzard stories with any sort of esteem, but the lack of a sense of humor (or any real storytelling capacity) is significantly less annoying than getting reminded of that absence by a gratuitous pop culture reference every five minutes.

At least when I'm being asked to collect animal giblets for some vague reason it's just background noise.

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Reply #5 on: September 18, 2010, 09:54:26 PM

I don't know, to be honest the only reason I can even stomach the same old mmo tropes is because of the pop culture stuff.

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Reply #6 on: September 18, 2010, 10:19:47 PM

It works sometimes but when it's done subtlety instead of Griff Petersen and his son Brothie.

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Reply #7 on: September 18, 2010, 10:20:42 PM

I think they're pretty amusing. Different strokes and all that.

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Reply #8 on: September 19, 2010, 12:16:23 AM

They're considerably less amusing if, like me, you don't actually get the pop culture reference  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #9 on: September 19, 2010, 12:18:16 AM

I suspect the quest is going to be some lame Plants vs Zombies simulator.

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Reply #10 on: September 19, 2010, 01:01:56 AM

Just the thought of a Tower Defense style game in WoW is kind of amusing in and of itself.

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Reply #11 on: September 19, 2010, 01:14:55 AM

+1 For the people who find the majority of the pop-culture references strained and irritating.

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Reply #12 on: September 19, 2010, 04:25:26 AM

It wasn't bad when they first started, but it's just layered on now, like grandma's makeup.



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Reply #13 on: September 19, 2010, 06:59:50 AM

It's one more reason why Cataclysm doesn't interest me much at all.  It really shouldn't be surprising given their desire to be Facebook, whether players wanted it or not.

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Reply #14 on: September 19, 2010, 07:35:31 AM

I think they are just catering to a younger crowd, and all you old farts are just being old and farty.

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Reply #15 on: September 19, 2010, 07:40:46 AM

Achievements themselves are something that only kidlings give a shit about, so old farts shouldn't care what the names are.

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Reply #16 on: September 19, 2010, 07:55:48 AM

I think they are just catering to a younger crowd, and all you old farts are just being old and farty.

+1, from an old fart.
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Reply #17 on: September 19, 2010, 10:42:38 AM

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Reply #18 on: September 19, 2010, 11:05:24 AM

Achievements themselves are something that only kidlings give a shit about, so old farts shouldn't care what the names are.

lolwut?  I'm an old fart, and getting Loremaster in WoW was the only reason I played as long as I did...

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Reply #19 on: September 19, 2010, 11:36:23 AM

When I was still playing, it was only the old farts who gave a rat's ass about achievements. The young kids only cared about the ones that would gain them some new and rare shiny.

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Reply #20 on: September 19, 2010, 12:57:08 PM

I mostly enjoyed achievements, and I'm probably one of the older people here.
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Reply #21 on: September 19, 2010, 01:09:20 PM

Achievements themselves are something that only kidlings give a shit about, so old farts shouldn't care what the names are.

lolwut?  I'm an old fart, and getting Loremaster in WoW was the only reason I played as long as I did...

Yeah, I think that my MMO terms I'm reasonably old and farty and achievements are the crack that kept me hooked to wow for ages.

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Reply #22 on: September 19, 2010, 03:23:18 PM

Yeah I don't understand what's not to like about achievements.

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Reply #23 on: September 19, 2010, 03:37:51 PM

 awesome, for real


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Reply #24 on: September 19, 2010, 04:00:53 PM

I like Jonathan Swift's take on the joke more.

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Reply #25 on: September 19, 2010, 05:24:36 PM

Yeah I don't understand what's not to like about achievements.

Sure, you've done the same dungeon 97 times, but if you do it 20 more times - each time with everyone in your group wearing nothing in your boot slot - you get 10 achievement points! Voila, content!

I think old-timers generally get off on beating the game.  Achievements reek of XBOX live to me.  Like the new guitar hero games; I still play the older ones more because it is hard to actually beat the songs.  The new games, where the songs are almost all much easier and the only replay value is achievement points, don't last very long for me.

I remember the first time I beat Super Mario bros.  I don't remember the first time I jumped back and forth over the hammer brothers 38 times in a row while enlarged, and the idea of building games around stuff like that just strikes me as dumb.  I could be idiosyncratic.


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Reply #26 on: September 19, 2010, 06:55:15 PM

You kinda wandered around there, but the existence of achievements does not preclude difficulty. See: heroic ICC, or even how few people cleared ICC before the 30% buff was fully in.

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Reply #27 on: September 19, 2010, 07:07:11 PM

I don't really think the game is built around achievements. They just give you something extra to mess around with. I'm closer to 40 than 30 by the way, so I really don't think this is an age thing.

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Reply #28 on: September 19, 2010, 07:50:24 PM

I like when they light up, but mostly when they light up as a side effect of something I was doing anyway. I haven't gone out of my way to get one since I got my Matron title for my DK last year. I reeeeeeally doubt it has a damn thing to do with age, and is much more a personality thing.

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Reply #29 on: September 19, 2010, 11:06:41 PM

Agree with Sjofn, they're fun and it's cool when you get them. It's one of the things I like about getting a fresh 80 - the achiev spam for a few weeks while you do heroics for the first time.

I'm willing to go a bit out of my way for some of them for rewards - mounts and titles, but not the super hard/annoying/grindy ones. Although getting my undead mage the valentines one was worth it because "Hideous the Lovefool" just works.

I have been meaning to get the fishing one for my orc Shaman for some time now but it's a bit too hard/grindy/annoying. "Salty Gorgeous" would be the prize though....  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #30 on: September 20, 2010, 12:04:27 AM

Yeah, I like the Salty title but it's just more trouble than it's worth for me. I've been too lazy to get Chef, too.

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Reply #31 on: September 20, 2010, 02:19:27 AM

I just logged him on to check. Only things I'm missing are the rare fish catch and the fishing contest. I'll give the contest a go next weekend, see how bad it is on my server.

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Reply #32 on: September 20, 2010, 02:45:57 AM

I suspect the quest is going to be some lame Plants vs Zombies simulator.


Considering Blizzard's relations with PopCap (see Peggle & Bejewelled addons) it may not be that lame.

EDIT Okay, so not the only one come to this conclusion:
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Reply #33 on: September 20, 2010, 03:52:31 AM

I suspect the quest is going to be some lame Plants vs Zombies simulator.


Considering Blizzard's relations with PopCap (see Peggle & Bejewelled addons) it may not be that lame.

EDIT Okay, so not the only one come to this conclusion:
Just watched that video, all I can say is that I can practically FEEL the wasted hours (and eventually DAYS) I am going to put into that going for that achieve being leached away even as I type this..

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Reply #34 on: September 20, 2010, 04:06:45 AM

Still looks that lame.

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