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Topic: The official "Hai! Here's mah bebbeh!" thread (Read 106535 times)
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Abagadro
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At Didneyland this year:
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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WayAbvPar
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Did you have to use a fire hose to unsticky him?  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Yegolev
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That's what the jumping fountains are for.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Abagadro
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We just took him on Splash Mountain a few times.  |
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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NiX
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Hah, the look on his face has "I know you hate this" written all over it.
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Engels
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I'm never too thrilled with parents going on about thier spawn, but Abo's kid is hilariously cute.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Viin
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Engels
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grats!
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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voodoolily
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Yay, more bebbeh! Grats!
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Delmania
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Way 2 go Viin!
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Grats Viin! Let's set up an arranged marriage! You have 20 years to assemble an appropriate dowry |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Teleku
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Doesn't the grooms family normally pay the dowry for the others daughter?
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Viin
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Grats Viin! Let's set up an arranged marriage! You have 20 years to assemble an appropriate dowry Heh I'll work on that. You work on making sure he knows how to treat women right! |
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Sjofn
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I gots no babies, but I like looking at other people's! Some hilarious facial expressions going on in this thread. <3
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God Save the Horn Players
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Rasix
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Ohh, if you like funny faces, here's a resized (down to 25%) collage that's my current desktop.
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caladein
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Top middle one wins.
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"Point being, they can't make everyone happy, so I hope they pick me." - Ingmar"OH MY GOD WE'RE SURROUNDED SEND FOR BACKUP DIG IN DEFENSIVE POSITIONS MAN YOUR NECKBEARDS" - tgr
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voodoolily
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I'm kind of a sucker for tummy time shots, myself. |
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voodoolily
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taolurker
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I used to write for extinct gaming sites
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voodoolily
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iPhone photo posting fail.  |
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WayAbvPar
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I kinda miss big gummy smiles  Especially since that meant it didn't hurt when he bit me. Now, not so much, the little carnivore. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I am not looking forward to teething, but will be happy to start feeding him solids. Zephyr just discovered his thumb and has started gumming it. I think he might be a lefty!
D'oh, he's just totally crapped his pants JUST as he's nodding off for a nap. So tempted to let him sleep in it.
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Selby
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Especially since that meant it didn't hurt when he bit me.
Even without it can still hurt. When I carried my little man to get fed, sometimes he would be in an insane hurry and reach out and grab hold of anything. Had to learn to be careful with how he was positioned. So tempted to let him sleep in it.
I've found that my guy would sleep longer if I didn't let him stew in it, as he would have a monster fit about halfway through his nap over it and then wouldn't go back to sleep! |
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voodoolily
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I did change him, exactly for that reason. Plus because he's so snuggly today, I'm letting him nap on my chest, and don't wanna risk a nasty surprise on my shirt.  |
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JWIV
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Especially since that meant it didn't hurt when he bit me.
Even without it can still hurt. When I carried my little man to get fed, sometimes he would be in an insane hurry and reach out and grab hold of anything. Had to learn to be careful with how he was positioned. So tempted to let him sleep in it.
I've found that my guy would sleep longer if I didn't let him stew in it, as he would have a monster fit about halfway through his nap over it and then wouldn't go back to sleep! Also leads to monster diaper rash. |
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voodoolily
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He only eats breastmilk, and consequently doesn't get diaper rash. |
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schild
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He only eats breastmilk, and consequently doesn't get diaper rash. He only eats breastmilk, his nickname is The Runs. |
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voodoolily
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Hey, at least his shit doesn't stink! It still smells like yogurt and looks like masala.
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Engels
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I think parents have a built in filter genetically activated in their nose when it comes to their own baby's poo.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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schild
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Hey, at least his shit doesn't stink! It still smells like yogurt and looks like masala.
I think parents have a built in filter genetically activated in their nose when it comes to their own baby's poo.
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Rasix
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Not here. Baby poo is vile. Breast fed or formula, it is vile, nasty stuff.
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Strazos
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I like the clothesbasket shot, personally.
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Fear the Backstab!
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Jayce
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Not here. Baby poo is vile. Breast fed or formula, it is vile, nasty stuff.
I can tell the difference when our kids switch from breastmilk to solids. It goes from smelling like slightly offensive butter to hideously smelly shit. Seriously, worse than adult. |
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RhyssaFireheart
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Baby pics = good.
Talking about (baby) shit = bad.
Seriously. It's like becoming a parent removes all TMI restraints that normal people have.
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Jayce
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You have to take the good with the bad in this thread |
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