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Topic: The official "Hai! Here's mah bebbeh!" thread (Read 106702 times)
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RhyssaFireheart
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You have to take the good with the bad in this thread  Good = cute pics of rugrats Bad = reminders/validation of why I didn't have kids. Oh wait, that's good. Bad = skimming over the TMI  |
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JWIV
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Baby pics = good.
Talking about (baby) shit = bad.
Seriously. It's like becoming a parent removes all TMI restraints that normal people have.
I'm fairly sure that my wife and I have discussed my daughter's poop on at least a daily basis since she was born. Even if it's just comes from a scheduling concern of "Oh hell, is my daughter going to shit herself awake again from her afternoon nap/middle of the night?" |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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To be fair, I talked about poop long before I became a parent.  |
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Signe
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Mostly bug poopy, though, right?
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WayAbvPar
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The switch to solid food makes a large and unpleasant difference, definitely.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Mostly bug poopy, though, right?
I still brag to Sauced when I have a big one.  |
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Signe
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Just a minute, let me adjust my blinders because I KNOW we're not talking about grown up mommy poopy. There, see, everyone? She DID mean bug poopy!  |
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JWIV
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Fraeg
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Cause I have none of my own, here is my niece Zora born Saturday. As for the name, it is after a famous author... my response to that was "uhmm there is this game called Legend of Zelda.. you may have heard of it"  I am really looking forward to being the "Bad Uncle" not in a "your uncle is in prison for exposing himself to nuns" kinda way, but in a "your uncle spoils you shamlessly" way. |
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Yegolev
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The uncle that smells like scotch?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Fraeg
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The uncle that smells like scotch?
I was thinking more like the uncle who buys her the latest tickle me elmo/cabbage patch kids type gifts. I do however like scotch... I am new to this spoiling kids thing, need to do some research |
"There is dignity and deep satisfaction in facing life and death without the comfort of heaven or the fear of hell and in sailing toward the great abyss with a smile."
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WayAbvPar
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That is half the fun of kids- getting to go toy shopping again!
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Rishathra
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That is half the fun of kids- getting to go toy shopping again!
I have a friend with a seven year old that I just can't stand. He's a fucking little monster with no redeeming qualities. I'm on edge whenever he's around. He's the type of kid that you endeavor to be nice to only because you know he's making a list in his head of all the people who have "wronged" him in his life, and will one day cleanse from the earth in payback. I want nothing to do with him and of course, he thinks I'm the greatest. His mom had to dissuade him from calling me Dad all the time. Still, I love that he gives me the excuse for going to the toy section of any store I'm in so I can get him something. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Cause I have none of my own, here is my niece Zora born Saturday.
As for the name, it is after a famous author... my response to that was "uhmm there is this game called Legend of Zelda.. you may have heard of it" Zora was on my shortlist if it was gonna be a girl. Great looking baby! Gratz on the new toy shopping. |
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Yegolev
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As a public service, I'd like to repeat Dennis Leary's plea: Don't get the toys that make the noise.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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bhodi
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No lie.
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Slayerik
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Not bebbehs anymore but will always be to me!  |
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Nebu
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Holy crap... is your backyard a lake?
Cute kids btw.
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Engels
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Ya, I'm starting to feel like Slayerik left out a significant element when recounting his tales of stud-hood. Like,"Oh, ya, and when the girl came over, she saw that I had a house on a lake, and her panties just instantly melted"
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Fraeg
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lake or ocean... that is one hell of a view... and uhmm Fuck you and your pet unicorn!
nice shots, and cute little kids.
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Slayerik
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Ya, I'm starting to feel like Slayerik left out a significant element when recounting his tales of stud-hood. Like,"Oh, ya, and when the girl came over, she saw that I had a house on a lake, and her panties just instantly melted"
lmao Well, I WISH this was my backyard. It is the Upper Peninsula of Michigan where my family is from, beautiful pristine country. It's a five hour drive so I make it up once in the summer and once during hunting season. Thanks though guys! |
"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together. My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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Aez
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MrHat
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Last one made me smile.
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Lantyssa
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It is a very cute one. For the first though, I thought sheepskin was supposed to prevent babies.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Fraeg
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It is a very cute one. For the first though, I thought sheepskin was supposed to prevent babies. that got a good hearty chuckle out of me. |
"There is dignity and deep satisfaction in facing life and death without the comfort of heaven or the fear of hell and in sailing toward the great abyss with a smile."
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Arthur_Parker
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« Last Edit: March 08, 2010, 05:58:24 AM by Arthur_Parker »
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Delmania
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She's almost three now, that went by in a blink.
Isn't that the truth. Seems just yesterday I was sleeping on the couch with my oldest on my tummy, and now she's going on the bus to school. |
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Cyrrex
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Putting them on the bus to school is probably the worst day for a parent.
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Rasix
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Signe
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He has an awesome laugh, too.  If it weren't for all the other stuff that goes with it and the criminal charges that would ensue after I put the groceries in the car seat, left the baby on top of the car and drove home because I have too much air in my head, I'd have three of those sorts of babies. (and a mini-trampoline) |
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WayAbvPar
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That is awesome. I was laughing just listening to him laugh. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Abagadro
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 Here's my boy at his indoor soccer game. It looks like he is going in for a balls-out slide tackle, but in reality this is at half-time where he decided to entertain us with some break dancing. |
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WayAbvPar
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Floor burns are unfun. He will eventually learn that  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Viin
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My new baby, born on Sunday night (a whole 4 weeks early). Sofie is her name.  |
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Abagadro
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Congrats!
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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