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Reply #210 on: February 28, 2013, 01:22:10 PM

This thread takes all comers.
Yes this is meant as the sacrificial thread so others may be spared.
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Reply #211 on: February 28, 2013, 01:39:07 PM

It's the image equivalent of the Politics forum.

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Reply #212 on: February 28, 2013, 02:03:20 PM

The Internet desensitized me long ago.  Beast of a thousand shitting dick nipples?  Meh.  Repost.

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Reply #213 on: February 28, 2013, 04:36:57 PM

Pictures like that always amaze me, because someone spent real time and effort on that.

Someone with a fair bit of talent and skill, sat down and went "yes, yes I shall draw shitting dick nipples tonight!".

I try really hard to not think about it, because it depresses the hell out of me.

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Reply #214 on: February 28, 2013, 05:06:50 PM

Better not look at Furry art then.  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #215 on: February 28, 2013, 05:15:55 PM

Yes, because THAT'S the reason not to look at it.

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Reply #216 on: February 28, 2013, 05:34:08 PM

Pictures like that always amaze me, because someone spent real time and effort on that.

Someone with a fair bit of talent and skill, sat down and went "yes, yes I shall draw shitting dick nipples tonight!".

I try really hard to not think about it, because it depresses the hell out of me.
Probably the result of either booze, a dare, or both.
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Reply #217 on: February 28, 2013, 05:52:09 PM

Pictures like that always amaze me, because someone spent real time and effort on that.

Someone with a fair bit of talent and skill, sat down and went "yes, yes I shall draw shitting dick nipples tonight!".

at least their didn't paint with their own excrement.  why so serious?

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Reply #218 on: February 28, 2013, 11:11:10 PM

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Reply #219 on: February 28, 2013, 11:32:37 PM

wuh....that's not what curtains are used for...

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Reply #220 on: March 01, 2013, 08:37:38 AM

I'm really really confused.  What is a beef curtain and how can beer be a stick?  In any case, all sounds kind of sick.  Not in a good way.

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Reply #221 on: March 01, 2013, 12:29:57 PM

It's the image equivalent of the Politics forum.
More like the scary things thread.

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Reply #222 on: March 01, 2013, 01:45:45 PM

I'm really really confused.  What is a beef curtain and how can beer be a stick?  In any case, all sounds kind of sick.  Not in a good way.
Normally, I would use circumlocutions and euphamisms, but this is a NSFW thread, and you did ask: 'Beef Curtains' is a crude slang term used for extremely large and pendulous labia. It is also a large piece of beef jerky.

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Reply #223 on: March 01, 2013, 02:39:45 PM

Thank you.

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Reply #224 on: March 01, 2013, 04:49:03 PM

I was gonna post another picture that had an example, but I am being nice.
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Reply #225 on: March 01, 2013, 06:42:38 PM

I was gonna post another picture that had an example, but I am being nice.

That's what the other thread is for.

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Reply #226 on: March 01, 2013, 07:34:24 PM

Edit: Removed by schild due to host. Not because it wasn't funny (it wasn't) or because it was worth posting (it wasn't), but solely due to the host.
« Last Edit: March 01, 2013, 07:42:52 PM by schild »


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Reply #227 on: March 01, 2013, 10:35:24 PM

I was gonna post another picture that had an example, but I am being nice.

That's what the other thread is for.

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Reply #228 on: March 02, 2013, 06:31:40 PM

Now seems to be the right time for the Large Labia Project.

http://largelabiaproject.tumblr.com/

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Reply #229 on: March 02, 2013, 07:17:45 PM

Now seems to be the right time for the Large Labia Project.

 ACK!

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Reply #230 on: March 03, 2013, 09:09:50 AM




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Reply #231 on: March 03, 2013, 09:43:09 AM

Now seems to be the right time for the Large Labia Project.

 ACK!

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Reply #232 on: March 03, 2013, 03:58:52 PM


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Reply #233 on: March 03, 2013, 04:07:12 PM

People were complaining about spiders and bats in another thread.
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Reply #234 on: March 03, 2013, 07:34:43 PM

I was gonna post another picture that had an example, but I am being nice.

That's what the other thread is for.



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Reply #235 on: March 04, 2013, 02:22:57 PM

I must be broken. This thread has made me laugh more than anything today.

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Reply #236 on: March 04, 2013, 04:23:44 PM


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Reply #237 on: March 05, 2013, 10:10:48 AM

People were complaining about spiders and bats in another thread.


Well I'm afraid of dogs ever since I got attacked and quite badly hurt by one when I was 8 (made the mistake of trying to run away, which just made it get even more excited for the hunt), so all dog pictures should be moved out of the cute thread to here too.

You might say 'come on, be serious, it's puppies', but how many of the people complaining have concrete reasons stemming from actual physical trauma to hate bats and spiders?
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Reply #238 on: March 05, 2013, 11:09:53 AM

People were complaining about spiders and bats in another thread.
Well I'm afraid of dogs ever since I got attacked and quite badly hurt by one when I was 8 (made the mistake of trying to run away, which just made it get even more excited for the hunt), so all dog pictures should be moved out of the cute thread to here too.
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You might say 'come on, be serious, it's puppies', but how many of the people complaining have concrete reasons stemming from actual physical trauma to hate bats and spiders?
Spiders on the other hand have had complaints from multiple people in the past which is why there's a dedicated thread for that. Complaining about baby bats is a new thing.
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Reply #239 on: March 05, 2013, 11:15:36 AM

And even so, this:



is cute.  Most of the pics in the spider thread are nightmare fuel, but that's clearly a cute spider and not at all nightmare fuel.  I think people complaining about  pictures of baby bats hugging things are just being drama queens.

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Reply #240 on: March 05, 2013, 11:21:00 AM

I'd just like to request we keep the normal, terrifying spiders in their own thread where I can safely not see them.

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Reply #241 on: March 05, 2013, 11:26:09 AM

People were complaining about spiders and bats in another thread.


Well I'm afraid of dogs ever since I got attacked and quite badly hurt by one when I was 8 (made the mistake of trying to run away, which just made it get even more excited for the hunt), so all dog pictures should be moved out of the cute thread to here too.

You might say 'come on, be serious, it's puppies', but how many of the people complaining have concrete reasons stemming from actual physical trauma to hate bats and spiders?

I can believe you're afraid of dogs because one almost bit you to death when you were too young to be a pussy, but you are NOT afraid of puppies!  I refuse to believe you're afraid of puppies.  You love puppies and kittens.  Every one does.  You're just trying to be contrary!  They're PUPPIES, NOT DOGS!!!

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Reply #242 on: March 05, 2013, 12:10:35 PM

A bat is just a cuddly little ol' flying puppy, really.

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Reply #243 on: March 05, 2013, 12:27:42 PM

Oh hell no... those remind me of the Vore from The Beastmaster movie. Freaked me out as a kid.

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Reply #244 on: March 06, 2013, 08:15:25 AM

Is that what inspired the flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz?  Fuuuck.
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