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taolurker
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My Dearest, Greeting to you my dear Brothers and Sisters the good people of this planet earth i am writing you this email not to disturb you but to ask for your assistant based on my personality and my present condition in life and in particular what i intend doing for CHARITY. I am Mrs. Christy Walton the 2nd Richest Woman in the world am a great citizen of United States of America, am bringing to you a proposal which i want you to assist me with, i worth $22.5 billion Dollars which rates me as the 2nd Richest Woman in the World.As the going says Money is not every thing on earth, is painful now to let the world now know my present condition as a cry for help, I have been suffering from a Heart disease for the pass 22years,just few weeks ago my Doctors in America just told me now that is time for me to die, and my Will which is with my Lawyer which my Family is fully a where about, but nobody have knowledge of the 5% of my savings in Bank deposit which is Worth $9,000,000(Nine Million United States Dollars). I intend to give to CHARITY because I have not seen anybody from my Family, Relations and Friends whom i trust that can help me out, because i always have this DREAM to help CHARITY and i have always promise myself that i most give this amount at my end time to CHARITY, can i please trust you to help me give to CHARITY this enormous amount of Money because i have just 2 Months left to die, as I write to you now am full of Tears as I await my death. Please reply me back with your below details to enable us proceed further and please keep this confidential. NAME........................ ADDRESSES................... MOBILE..................... NUMBER...................... OCCUPATION.................. God Bless You. Mrs. Christy Walton cw78566597@qq.comhttp://www.facesofphilanthropy.com/christy-walton/http://www.forbes.com/profile/christy-waltonWho knew that Christy Walton spoke English as second language like this? Haha... I actually got that exact email a couple of days back. Worst impersonation of a rich American ever. Also, it's extra funny because she (Christy Walton) is a notorious bitch who refused to contribute to Warren Buffet's Living Pledge and probably wouldn't be associated with anything resembling CHARITY.
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I used to write for extinct gaming sites details available here (unused blog about page)
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rattran
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Well, that didn't take long. Some odd phrasing, strange syntax, and slightly wrong info, but a good first attempt. Greetings!
It has come to our attention that you are trying to sell your personal Star Wars account(s). As you may not be aware of, this conflicts with the EULA and Terms of Agreement. If this proves to be true, your account can and will be disabled. It will be ongoing for further investigation by LucasArts's employees. If you wish to not get your account suspended you should immediately verify your account ownership. You can confirm that you are the original owner of the account to this secure website with: : <redacted URL>
Login to your account, In accordance following template to verify your account. * Secret Question and Answer Show * Please enter the correct information If you ignore this mail your account can and will be closed permanently. Once we verify your account, we will reply to your e-mail informing you that we have dropped the investigation. Regards, LucasArts, the LucasArts logo, STAR WARS and related properties are trademarks in the United States and/or in other countries of Lucasfilm Ltd. and/or its affiliates. 2011 Lucasfilm Entertainment Company Ltd. or Lucasfilm Ltd. All rights
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Cyrrex
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Strange that they would use LucasArts as their faux site and not Bioware? Maybe diehard idiots won't notice anyway?
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Hello
FLIGHT NUMBER AB271 ELECTRONIC 8210703 DATE & TIME / JANUARY 29, 2012, 10:09 AM ARRIVING / Modesto TOTAL PRICE / 172.11 USD
Please find your ticket attached. To use your ticket you should print it.
Thank you for using our airline company services.
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TheWalrus
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Hows that one work? Do you get magically charged for using your own printer?
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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ghost
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Hows that one work? Do you get magically charged for using your own printer?
They attached a file that I was supposed to open that had my "ticket".
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MuffinMan
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Was it ticket.exe?
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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RhyssaFireheart
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Good day We have seen your resume and wish to advertise our available vacancy. Our Poland-Usa Services, a multinational corporation with a great experience, processing online payments and orders from customers to our workers, doing general paperwork to create reports. services, is currently actively looking for an Virtual Manager to work from home. This is an excellent vacancy with Part-Time and Full-Time positions available. Base salary is guaranteed. No telemarketing involved, no fees asked for at any stage of employment. The successful employees need to have enough professional qualities to realize the corporation's value offers. The ideal candidate must be an excellent communicator, with proficient computer skills, attentive to details, and deadline oriented. Main duties and responsibilities include, but are not restricted to: providing support to management, providing correspondence in response to inquiries from managers or others, creating budgets, creating transaction records, creating data and reports to complete clients billing process. If you got interested in this vacancy please submit your contact information and get back to ****@yahoo.com and we will send to you the detailed job description and the job agreement.
Best regards, your personal manager Exactly as sent, except for the email which I partially blanked.
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ghost
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It's like some sort of weird haiku.
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Yegolev
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Hey, hello! i tryed to put my photo on be2,but without success, so i'll send your my photo, which I tried to place there be2 Сan i ask a question?? Whence you? And what age? Why you search girl here? I would like to get acquainted with you. i am attractive lady :) and I would like to send you more photo When get your response to my box. I have remove my profile on be2 ,so I'll wait for your letter in my e-mail address. Let me know how you're doing... Your new friend GULMIRA
Hello, It will be possible to ask I to you a question? Why you search for the girl? What your age? I very strongly would like to learn you better. I wish to be familiar with you. It is possible? Where do you live? I the attractive lady, and I send you a photo that you have made sure of it. I will send you more photogravel as soon as you to answer me. With impatience I wait for your letter. Your new friend GULMIRA
Oh, GULMIRA, you have stolen my heart.
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« Last Edit: April 22, 2012, 06:34:20 PM by Yegolev »
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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RhyssaFireheart
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I could have put this in another thread, but somehow, this just fits here:
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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You guys laugh now, but there are tons of people who fall for this shit... I wish I could post stuff from work on here.
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Fear the Backstab! "Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion "Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Tale
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You guys laugh now, but there are tons of people who fall for this shit...
There was a financial adviser who paid $1m from his clients to 419 scammers posing as "the Reverend Sam Kukah", believing he would make $65m by allowing his account to be used for a transfer from Nigeria's "Presidential Payment Debt Reconciliation Committee". Many people (as in the funny picture posted above) think they're after your bank account details. They're not. What they're after is payments they say are preliminary measures to grease the wheels, like fees and bribes to get the fictitious large amount through to you. They keep making up new obstacles requiring more and more financial input from the victim, who at first believes it's worth it because the large amount will eventually come through. Ultimately the victim becomes so financially committed they can't pull out, then keeps paying in the hope of a result, even if they suspect something may be wrong. The scammer keeps this going for as long as possible, never actually needing your bank account details, because you're willingly sending them money.
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Cyrrex
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The part I don't understand is how a person wouldn't automatically be extremely suspicious of anything with the word "Nigeria" attached to it. If the soccer team from Nigeria were to show up for the World Cup, I would be predisposed to assume they were fake soccer players. Have these people never seen the internet?
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Paelos
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Have these people never seen the internet?
Talk to anybody over the age of 60. See what kind of response you get to Nigerian spammers. PS - Don't do that in the South, you may get Jim Crow law conversations.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Cyrrex
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Have these people never seen the internet?
Talk to anybody over the age of 60. See what kind of response you get to Nigerian spammers. PS - Don't do that in the South, you may get Jim Crow law conversations. My parents and parents-in-law come to mind, and I doubt any of them would believe any of it for a second. I understand your point, though.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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The part I don't understand is how a person wouldn't automatically be extremely suspicious of anything with the word "Nigeria" attached to it. If the soccer team from Nigeria were to show up for the World Cup, I would be predisposed to assume they were fake soccer players. Have these people never seen the internet?
Yes, they have...but a lot of them are the types that think if it's a document, if it's written somewhere (like on the internet) then it must be true. Cannot even count the number of calls/emails we get from people involved in various scams, whether from the straight-up email spam, or from someone they've "met"...online.
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Fear the Backstab! "Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion "Hell is other people." -Sartre
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RhyssaFireheart
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From the "let's see how blatantly obvious we can make this" files: Dear all account User,
A DGTFX virus has been detected in your folders Your email account has to be upgraded to our new Secured DGTFX anti-virus 2012 version to prevent damages to our Database log and your important files.
Click your reply tab, Fill the columns below and send back or your email account will be terminated immediately to avoid spread of the virus.
EMAIL ADDRESS: PASSWORD: ALTERNATIVE EMAIL ADDRESS: PASSWORD:
Note that your password will be encrypted with 1024-bit RSA keys for your password safety. We are deeply sorry for the inconvenience.
Sincerely, All Member user Web- Support
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Khaldun
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We had physical spam today which was almost kind of refreshing. Some dude wanted to "see our utility bill" to be sure that we were "fully optimized". I asked, "So is you the utility?" Uh, no, no, man, but I know where they are located and I can can show you the optimal shit on your bill if only you will let me examine it.
For the first time in my life, I wanted to go get a gun and say, "Hai bubs, here is what I will optimize with you, plz to enjoy."
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RhyssaFireheart
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CONGRATULATIONS FROM OLYMPICS GAME 2012 THE LONDON OLYMPIC 2012. THE LONDON OLYMPIC 2012 LONDON 2012 ONE CHURCHILL PLACE. CANARY WHARF LONDON E14 5LN. TEL: +447017037101 EMAIL: claims.verification.unit@xaut.orgMY NAMES IS MR. MR. MARK JOSEPH. I AM THE LONDON OLYMPIC CASH OFFICER ASSIGNED TO WINNERS FROM YOUR REGION OF THE EMAIL SWEEPSTAKES. AS REFLECTED IN OUR EMAIL TO YOU, THIS PROMO PROGRAM HAS BEEN ON-LINE FOR SO MANY YEARS TO DATE. THIS YEAR’S PROGRAM HAS BEEN DESIGNED TO GIVE OUT LUMP SUMS TO FEWER INDIVIDUALS AND CORPORATE WINNERS. EMAIL ADDRESSES WERE PICKED AT RANDOM FROM DIFFERENT WEBSITES, SEARCH ENGINES FOR THE FINAL SELECTION AND WINNING. YOUR EMAIL WAS PICKED BY OUR AUTOMATED COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM, WHICH HAS BEEN PROGRAMMED FOR THIS RANDOM SELECTION. THIS HAS EVENTUALLY QUALIFIED YOU FOR THE LUMP SUM JACKPOT OF SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS (£650,000.00) GBP. AND ALL INFORMATION CONCERNING THE FACILITATION OF YOUR CLAIM WILL COMMENCE AS SOON AS YOU FILL AND SUBMIT THE LONDON OLYMPIC PAYMENT RELEASE FORM BELOW. VERIFICATION NO.: ====ACI-919-EA==== FILE NO.: ====7541/196/33710969==== 1. FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY: 2. RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS: 3. MOBILE NUMBER /FAX NUMBERS: 4. SEX & AGE: 5. OCCUPATION: 6. COUNTRY: 7. AMOUNT WON: INDICATE WHICH OPTION YOU PREFER TO RECEIVE YOUR 2012 LONDON OLYMPIC PRIZE: 1. COME TO THE REDEMPTION CENTER IN UNITED KINGDOM ( ) 2. ON-LINE BANK TRANSFER ( ) 3. COURIER DELIVERY SERVICE ( ) CONGRATULATIONS ONCE MORE. MR. MARK JOSEPH PROMOTION MANAGER. LONDON 2012 OLYMPICS LOTTERY AWARD. COUNTRY: UNITED KINGDOM.
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ghost
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Oh, I'll definitely be coming to the redemption centre in the UK.
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Merusk
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This one struck me because it came to my F13-linked e-mail and was from "Signe Hove" "How odd," I thought. Oh, just spam, when I opened it. (Nothing but plaintext.) Hey! It is Signe. First of all, I have to that you def look amazing on profile photos, I would regret forever if I didn't write and send this letter. Anyway, u attracted me and I'd like know you a little bit better. So, you already know my name, what else, I'm ginger, my eyes are big and they are brown, I do sports so my body is athletic. I actually think that u are very attractive man and to convince you that I'm not kidding, Igonna attach some exclusive shots to the next letter, sounds better this time?) What you think about it all?)
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Cyrrex
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Well I for one also think you look amazing on your profile photos.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Minvaren
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Gotten several fake AT&T billing emails that look almost identical to the real thing in the last 24 hours...
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"There are many things of which a wise man might wish to remain ignorant." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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RhyssaFireheart
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Dr Chris Nwabueze Ngige senator.ngige@yahoo.com Sep 24 (1 day ago) to undisclosed recipients Be careful with this message. Many people marked similar messages as phishing scams, so this might contain unsafe content. Learn more Dear Good day, I am Senator Dr. Chris Nwabueze Ngige, former Governor of Anambra State and was on June 2011 sworn in as Senator of Federal Republic of Nigeria. I am the present Director of foreign contract payment and sincerely need your assistance to claim and receive fund worth Fifty Million United State Dollars (US$50,000,000.00) arose from over-inflated contract awarded by Nigeria's Ministry of Finance to a foreign firm. I have fashioned out a foolproof plan to successfully transfer the funds to an account belonging to a foreigner who will act as the contractor/beneficiary of the fund. I want to front you as the beneficiary of the fund and 20% will be your compensation for this assistance and you shall keep my share 80% safely in your bank account for investment in your country. This business is risk free, safe and confidential I await your response Kind Regards, Dr. Chris Nwabueze Ngige http://www.ngige.com
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HaemishM
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I thought it might be a scam, but the fact that his plan is foolproof tells me IT'S LEGIT!
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RhyssaFireheart
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Plus he's a Senator Dr.! That's got to be even more totally legit!
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Yegolev
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If you can't trust a Senator Doctor with a internet forum, who can you trust?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Tale
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If you can't trust a Senator Doctor with a internet forum, who can you trust?
God Allah, of course. Subject: Press Only Emergency Message from God Allah
Dear Member of the International Press: I am God Allah of The Religions and looking for a nation to help host The Resurrection. If you believe your nation, community or company would be worthy of this, please email Me back to god @llah.MOBI (no spaces); below is the message to the U.S. Press to include My SMS. Note, I do not phone back International; however, I email back international. Emergency Message, Allah ----------------------------------- Help! I am Allah, God of The Religions, am now here on Earth, and asking the Press to help Me locate an organization, community or nation to receive Me. Here is all you have to do on behalf of your company, community or nation: send an email to god @llah.mobi (no spaces) or SMS/VM 707-925-2488 and say something such as "On behalf of, (your company, community, or nation) We want to welcome you, God Allah." Be sure to include your email, SMS text number (if you have one), name and phone number. Then I will contact you back through email with more information about how this applies to your company, community, or nation. If you want to learn more of God Allah (or God the Father, Christianity) see a church or mosque near you for more information. Please be advised this is a very, serious emergency for many people around the world so you were advised to communicate with Me immediately. Also, due to the nature of this emergency, it is possible there could be spiritual repercussions for your failure to comply. Thanks.
Emergency Message,
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Der Helm
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That's awesome.
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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RhyssaFireheart
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Mrs.Margarita Yakov info@gmail.com Sep 27 (1 day ago) My Dear In The Lord I am Mrs.Margarita Yakov an aging widow suffering from long time illness. i am currently admitted in a privet hospital, I have some funds I inherited from my late loving husband Dr.Slavik Yakov , the sum of ($18,000,000.00 U.S.D) Eighteen Million United States Dollars with a Bank in Sweden Here and I need a very honest and God fearing Christian that can use this funds for God's work.and 15% out of the total funds will be for your compensation for doing this work of God .I found your email address from the INTERNET and i decided to contact you. Please if you would be able to use these funds for the Lord's work kindly reply me with this email: ( margaritayakov48@gmail.com ) Your Beloved Sister She's doing God's will! She wouldn't lie to me, amirite?!?!
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She found you on the INTERNET.
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