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Reply #35 on: November 25, 2009, 03:33:15 PM

Nah, Yegolev is just willing to work for $1 and two bowls of rice a day.  I wouldn't feel to bad.

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Reply #36 on: November 25, 2009, 08:04:09 PM

Nah, Yegolev is just willing to work for $1 and two bowls of rice a day.  I wouldn't feel to bad.

I might be, but the wife... she's high maintenance. awesome, for real

Rhyssa, the thing I do for money is AIX (IBM UNIX) support.  Not really crap admin work, as the HP UNIX manager is finding out, but project work of the type that most people call in consultants for... although I do end up doing a lot of that since everyone else is an idiot... ahem.  Just this week, for example, I have worked on a SAP SCM/APO upgrade which is part of a conversion of the DB from Oracle to DB2 and to unicode at the same time; and worked on performing an offline backup of a 9TB database using EMC disk mirrors but doing a fake online to tape since there is a security prohibition on using a password file for remote authentica.... er.  Sorry.  And a bunch of other shit that is driving me nuts.  Open PMR to IBM, wherein I once again want to poke the guy's eyes out for knowing less than me and also being a doofus.  "What is using port 80?  ....  Oh I had to set it to external ..."  grrrr.  Sorry again.  I'm up to someone else's eyeballs in work.

My new boss has already told us that we are going to need to get lots of certs since that is how he keeps his people from being offshored and having their pay cut.  According to his typically-blunt-for-IT staff, it has worked.  I'm on board, being a corporate stooge and all.

I think PMs are getting it in the kneecaps all around.  I know Coke is dropping a few, one of which I know and was the PM who ran the New World of Coke project.  Maybe just anecdotal.

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Reply #37 on: November 25, 2009, 11:11:00 PM

PMs got slammed with the EDS merger because that's what so many of them were.  And get those certs, especially since HP should pay for the training or take the online classes.  DOOOO EEETTTT!!  That was my biggest mistake and now I'm looking into getting WIA funds to get my certification and a few other classes if I can.

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Reply #38 on: November 26, 2009, 09:54:04 AM

I have had at most two classes that pertained to my job over the past... forever.  I'm going to be all over the education and even the certs.  The certs because New Boss says it is vital, and the education because I'm tired of supporting things that I don't understand. Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #39 on: November 30, 2009, 12:57:06 PM

I am probably going to look into actual certs next year too. I miss the days of (non-Cisco) certs being a black mark on a resume.  cry

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Reply #40 on: December 01, 2009, 06:28:46 PM

I am probably going to look into actual certs next year too. I miss the days of (non-Cisco) certs being a black mark on a resume.  cry
Do it if at all possible.

I just started the app process for WIA funds in my county to see if I can get my PMP certification plus some other classes.  My biggest worry is that they want to know the husband's income as well and while he makes good money, that in no way covers all our bills and whatnot.  Besides, if I had a random $5k or so lying around, I wouldn't be applying for some government grant and dealing with the hassle so I could get certified.

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Reply #41 on: December 03, 2009, 11:06:44 PM

All my 419 spams in the last few days have been from "Barristers" with Ghana addresses, and .nl email accounts. Surreal
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Reply #42 on: January 07, 2010, 03:03:14 PM

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Greetings! dear players

Today, we are do all activities of the World of Warcraft accounts a routine check.
We have evidence to show that your account transactions involved in the disputed.
Please visit our web site as soon as possible to clarify http://www.worldofwarcraft.com otherwise we will lock your account.

Regards,
The World of Warcraft Support Team Blizzard Entertainment

Strangely, the link goes where the text says.  The most suspicious part of this whole thing is that the web site has four posts from some guy named Nebu.

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Reply #43 on: January 07, 2010, 03:04:17 PM

The one hitting us most heavily today is the Western Union "thank you for authorizing an 8000 dollar transfer" thing.

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Reply #44 on: January 07, 2010, 10:03:13 PM

Strangely, the link goes where the text says.  The most suspicious part of this whole thing is that the web site has four posts from some guy named Nebu.

That Bobby-Jo Ferland isn't too bright. He shouldn't really have sent that out via his Hotmail account when his address is listed on a Terrance Bay, Ontario contacts page.

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Reply #45 on: January 08, 2010, 11:09:51 AM

If I ever need a security consultant, you are at the top of the list.

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Reply #46 on: January 15, 2010, 08:26:20 AM

I got a repeat of the WoW spam, but this one was more, uh, potent I suppose; it sent me to a site which is really not the correct one.  It has a few nice graphics and a couple boxes for you to "log in" to your account.

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When you receive this message when your World Of Warcraft Account means that there are serious security risks.
We have evidence to prove your account has been in different countries and regions, several attempts to login.
So we have to remind you to enter our web site as soon as possible http://www.worldofwarcraft.com to account verification, otherwise, we will be lock your account.
In order to protect your interests.

The World Of Warcraft Team

The site it sends you to has "-access" tacked to the end of the domain name.  Didn't fool me, but probably will fool a lot of ... fools.

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Reply #47 on: January 15, 2010, 10:33:30 AM

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When you receive this message ... there are serious security risks.

Yeah?  No, shit.

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Reply #48 on: January 16, 2010, 08:51:19 AM

I thought these were extinct!  I'm going to miss my Coca-Cola email address if I ever lose it.

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United Parcel Service Nigeria LTD
Plot 16, Oworonski Expressway
Gbagada Industrial Estate
Lagos
Nigeria

Dear Parcel Consignor,

You are welcome to UPS Courier. The Authorized dispatch company for United
Nation compensation funds committee, Which is presently been supported by
World Bank. This committee, set up by UN ensures that scam victims are been
compensated of their lost funds.

This mail is to bring to your understanding that you have been officially
cleared for payment by the payment committee, at the headquarters of UN and
also that your compensation funds of 350,000.00US$ has been credited to ATM
CARD, which is presently in our custody. Your ATM card, original copy of your
prize claim certificate, together with other vital document from the Nigerian
government stating that the money was obtained legally will be sent to you.

UPS Courier is a flexible and diversified courier company capable of
satisfying the distribution needs of the most demanding customers. from the
delivery service to the logistic support services for the handling and the
distribution of goods. Note that we also do not deliver to P.O. Box address
or street corners but to your residence or valid office address. Please
ensure that you re-confirm your delivery address. Save this document as it
contains important information about your parcel at UPS Courier. Your Reg.
Order No:SH231282. Parcel description and delivery information is as follows:

Weight of Original Award Certificate: 0.12g
Weight of Atm Master Card: 0.6g
Weight of clearance documents: 0.18g
Total Net weight of Parcel 0.20g
Colour of Parcel Brown
Parcel Packaging Bonded

Parcel not delivered within (7) working days from this communication will
start accumulation demurrage. Note that your consignment has been signed and
parceled ready for delivery.

You are advice to furnish this office with the under listed details as to
enable us deliver your consignment to your present location ASAP;

* Legal Names:
* Present Home address:
* Active Telephone Number:

Contact us for more information.

Best Regards,
Mr. Osazee Obazee

My favorite part is the name Osazee Obazee.  Sounds like a Beatles lyric.

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Reply #49 on: January 31, 2010, 10:28:09 AM

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United Nations Foundation
Massachusetts Avenue, NW, Suite 400
Washington, D.C. 20036

ATTENTION

UN Foundation Grant.

This is to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of Trustees of the above International (Charity & Human Developmental Organization) as one of the final recipients of a Cash Grant/Donation of US$100,000.00 (One Hundred Thousand US Dollars) for your personal development. The UN Foundation was created in 1998 with entrepreneur and philanthropist Ted Turners' historic $1 billion gift to support UN activities. The UN Foundation builds and implements public-private partnerships to address the world’s most pressing problems and broaden support for the UN through advocacy and public outreach. The UN Foundation is a public charity.

You are to contact the London/United Kingdom UN Grant Dispatch Office for documentation and release of cash aid. Send your name and address with Qualification number (UNI/JLM-716-0009X-562-66) to:

Barrister Andrian Peterson (United Kingdom Senior Dispatch Officer)

Email: <on request>@sify.com

On behalf of the Board,

faithfully,
Stefanus Boris
Unit Co-ordinator.
UN WORLD GRANT DEPT.

The first one was funny.  This one is just annoying.

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Reply #50 on: February 27, 2010, 09:09:23 PM

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Congratulations The Foundazion Di Vittorio has chosen you by the board of
trustees, as one of the final recipients of a cash Grant/Donation for your
own personal,educational, and business development.

To celebrate the 30th anniversary program, We are giving out a yearly
donation of US$500,000.00(Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) to
5 lucky recipients,as charity donations/aid from the Vittorio
Foundation,ECOWAS, EU and the UNO in accordance with the enabling act of
Parliament which is part of our promotion.

To file for your claim you are to fill out below information and send it
to the Payment Remitance Office Via the email contact
address:<SCENE MISSING>@yahoo.it

Full Name____________
Address_______________
Occupation____________
Country_______________
Phone_________________
Sex___________________
Age___________________

(Payment Remittance Contact)

Mr.Adams Cole.

Eet-sa my lucky day-a!

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Reply #51 on: March 05, 2010, 12:33:19 PM

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Dear Winner This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of one million pounds(1,000,000.00) for new of Year Edition 2010 Lottery promotion which is organized by WINDOWS LIVE & MICROSOFT WINDOWS,collects all the email addresses of people that are active online,among the millions that subscribed to Hotmail and MSN we only select five people every Month as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying,we congratulate you for being one of the people selected.

PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM


You are to contact your Claims Agent with immediate effect to faciliate the protocol of your winning prized before the date of Claim,Winners Shall be paid in accordance with his/her Settlement Centre Prize must be claimed not later than 15 days from date of Draw Notification after the Draw date in which Prize has won. Any prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited.

To begin your claim please contact our licensed and accredited agent assigned to you.

MR. Terry Martins
(VERIFICATION DEPARTMENT MANAGER)
Email:claimsverificationdept33@live.com

1. Full name .............
2. Country..............
3. Contact Address..........
4.. Telephone Number ......
5. Marital Status .........
6. Occupation .............
7. Company .............
8. Age...................

MSN Lottery Prize must be claimed not later than 15 days from date of Draw Notification after the Draw date in which Prize has won. Any prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited.

Congratulations!! once again.

Yours in service,
Mrs Felicia James
(Operation Manager)
WOW!!  I won ONE MEEEELLION POUNDS from a US corporation.  Isn't the global economy awesome? 

I particularly love that first paragraph,, which appears to be one massive sentence of  DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS

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Reply #52 on: March 05, 2010, 01:46:10 PM

"you have won a prize money" = awesome

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Reply #53 on: March 08, 2010, 01:08:22 AM

I just get 80% off Viagra spam. And swiss watch spam. These things must be keyed to ones age.

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Reply #54 on: March 08, 2010, 03:34:41 AM

I just get 80% off Viagra spam. And swiss watch spam. These things must be keyed to ones age.
I had to put my own email on the spamfilter because of those emails...  ACK!

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Reply #55 on: March 16, 2010, 01:15:10 PM

Oh hey!  I'm totes sure this is legit!  I'm gonna respond right nao!

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Hello

My name is Sergeant Micheal Smith; an American Soldier,a (Sgt.1st class) serving in the military with the Third Infantry division in Afghanistan,I was formerly in Iraq.I and my superior moved funds belonging to Saddam Hussein, the total is Eight Million US Dollars this money is being kept safe in a secured location. You can go to this web link to read about events that took place here.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

I am seeking your kind assistance to move out the sum of $8 Million US Dollars, in as far as I can be rest assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here.

There is no risk involved whatsoever. If you are interested I Please send to me your full data for more details.

I want to trust you to assisting us keep these funds and also want to give you my word that this 100% risk free. All we need is trust and confidentiality.
I believe that our troop may be leaving Iraq soon as promised by the president. Please, if you can help me with getting this fund out of here,get back to me for more details and I will let you know more, what this transaction hold.

Yours-in-service,

Sgt. Micheal


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Reply #56 on: March 16, 2010, 02:12:50 PM

Oh hey!  I'm totes sure this is legit!  I'm gonna respond right nao!

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Hello

My name is Sergeant Micheal Smith; an American Soldier,a (Sgt.1st class) serving in the military with the Third Infantry division in Afghanistan,I was formerly in Iraq.I and my superior moved funds belonging to Saddam Hussein, the total is Eight Million US Dollars this money is being kept safe in a secured location. You can go to this web link to read about events that took place here.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

I am seeking your kind assistance to move out the sum of $8 Million US Dollars, in as far as I can be rest assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here.

There is no risk involved whatsoever. If you are interested I Please send to me your full data for more details.

I want to trust you to assisting us keep these funds and also want to give you my word that this 100% risk free. All we need is trust and confidentiality.
I believe that our troop may be leaving Iraq soon as promised by the president. Please, if you can help me with getting this fund out of here,get back to me for more details and I will let you know more, what this transaction hold.

Yours-in-service,

Sgt. Micheal



Sweet, Kelly's Heroes spam!

I traded in my fun blog for several legal blogs. Or, "blawgs," as the cutesy attorney blawgosphere likes to call 'em.
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Reply #57 on: March 16, 2010, 07:34:19 PM

I am going to miss my corporate email address after I switch to HP.

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22/11/2009
Sir/Madam

I came across your contact via international personal research profile in my earnest search for a trustworthy and honest person to handle a transaction ....
Now my questions are:
1. Can you handle a financial project of exceeding US$ 4M ?
2. Can I give you this financial trust as a trustee/stake holder ?

If yes, get back to me as soon as Possible and if No your time reading this mail was well appreciated.

VERY IMPORTANT:CONTACT ME ONLY VIA THE BELOW SECURED EMAIL CONTACT.

Thank you
A. Dongmei
Secured E-mail: a.dongmei@<SCENE MISSING>

I especially like how this one is open to interpretation.

You should hook up these spammers and let them duke it out.   The only problem with my solution is that by some weird Darwinian selection we'll probably wind up some uber-scammer and cause the collapse of the global economy.
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Reply #58 on: March 23, 2010, 01:34:47 PM

Quote from: Blizzard Entertainment
Greetings!
An investigation of your World of Warcraft account has found strong evidence that the account in question is being sold or traded. As you may not be aware of, this conflicts with Blizzard's EULA under section 4 Paragraph B which can be found here:
WoW -> Legal -> End User License Agreement
and Section 8 of the Terms of Use found here:
WoW -> Legal -> Terms of Use
The investigation will be continued by Blizzard administration to determine the action to be taken against your account. If your account is found violating the EULA and Terms of Use, your account can, and will be suspended/closed/or terminated.
In order to keep this from occurring, you should immediately verify that you are the original owner of the account.
To verify your identity please visit the following webpage:
<Don't click links in emails, children.>

Only Account Administration will be able to assist with account retrieval issues. Thank you for your time and attention to this matter, and your continued interest in World of Warcraft.

For more information,click herefor answers to Frequently Asked Questions or to contact the Blizzard Billing & Account Services team.

Account security is solely the responsibility of the accountholder. Please be advised that in the event of a compromised account, Blizzard representatives typically must lock the account. In these cases the Account Administration team will require faxed receipt of ID materials before releasing the account for play.

Sincerely,
The Battle.net Account Team
Online Privacy Policy

It's not clear in the text here, but the parts that look like a menu navigation are just text, not links.  I find this sloppy.  The one link does indeed point somewhere different, someplace called battlees.net which has a sufficiently-robust mockup of the actual site (as far as I know).  Finally, the email is missing any sort of graphic.  I give it a C+.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2010, 01:43:07 PM by Yegolev »

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Reply #59 on: March 23, 2010, 03:12:52 PM

I haven't gotten any fake-Blizzard emails in a while, but I'm getting 3 or 4 every day about my Aion account. Being "investigatged", closed for lack of payment, click here to log in and speak to a representative, etc.

I wonder how many I'd get if I'd ever had an Aion account...
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Reply #60 on: March 24, 2010, 08:09:45 AM

My spam folder is nothing but Aion, NCSoft and WoW phishing emails.  I get about 3 a day.

This is probably the most professional sounding one (at least it doesn't have "straight from China" formatting).  Funny thing is, Blizzard never sends you an email when you cancel billing. The links in the email send you off to god knows where.  The email they're using is actually blizzard@hotmail.

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Hello--

This message is being sent to confirm that all credit card information will be removed from your World of Warcraft account, effectively cancelling its recurring subscription.  The account will not bill or renew any further unless new payment information (credit card or game card) is manually entered in.

The account will remain playable for the remaining time it has already paid for.  This account's current prepaid time will expire soon.

If you have not cancelled your subscription, you should check your account status as soon as possible, you can log into your Account Management page at this link, using your account name and password:

http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/account

At this time, Blizzard has no plans to delete or "expire" characters, even if an account is deactivated or cancelled.  This means that all of your characters and their progress will be retained on our servers.  Should you decide to return to World of Warcraft and reactivate your account, you will be able to pick up your characters again wherever you left off.

In the event you have any other billing questions or concerns, please feel free to contact our Billing & Account Services team for support.  You can reply to this email directly, or call 1-800-59-BLIZZARD (800-592-5499) for live phone support between 8am and 8pm Pacific Time.  Users in Australia should please call 800-041-378, if the standard 800 line does not work for them.

Regards,

Billing & Account Services
Blizzard Entertainment
billing@blizzard.com
« Last Edit: March 24, 2010, 08:12:05 AM by Rasix »

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Reply #61 on: April 06, 2010, 10:35:43 AM

I found this one today in my yegolev.com mail bucket.  This one gets five stars for quality.  I have a hard time believing it came from China.

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11/2009/File10897ab/12

Dear Prospective Applicant ,

   Are you a sound minded and stable individual who can do extra part time work
without affecting your present job .This work requires you to take assignment
and execute it within the time frame excellently . Please note that this
application closes two weeks after the date you receive this offer in your
email InBox or Spam email. This is due to numerous applicant that we process
daily.

ABOUT US :

Datatec Limited is a top data management and marketing survey in the Republic
of China, we have Branches in United Kingdom as well, meanwhile,our Head Office
is here in China . We help companies/Investors who are interested in starting
new business in a new location to analyze the market and quality control
service .In a simple form, our work basically involves collating and analyzing
market survey data from field report.

WHO CAN APPLY  :

  You are eligible to apply if you reside in the following countries : United
States of America ,Canada, France , Germany and European countries . Because
these are the countries where market concentration is high at the moment . This
work doesn't need any experience to start . You will have all instructions for
each assignment .

YOUR RESPONSIBILITY :

  You will be required to take assignment and be given a deadline for the
submission/Report of your findings and observation . Example of what you will
do is illustrated below : You can be asked to visit the Electronic stores ,
Money Market Stores and compare the prices of their goods and submit accurate
report on your findings and observation .

REMUNERATION :

Since this position is need based , we will be paying you $2500 every month .
Your Paycheck will be ready every 29th days your application is approved or you
might prefere your money to be sent to you Via Western Union Money Transfer.
Your payment Opinion is needed to know how you want your Salary to be paid .

REQUIREMENT/HOW TO APPLY :

  We only need honest individual who will be very strict with his/her report
without any prejudice or favoring anybody . You must not be partial in your
report and also write exactly what you experience during the assignment . You
must also be ready to reply our email in a timely manner

Send your Application to only :  Jincheng55@aol.com

First Name:
Last Name:
Street Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Cell Phone Number:
Home Phone Number:
Age:
Current Occupation:
Alternate Email Address:



PLEASE NOTE : If you have criminal record ,do not apply for the job as your
application will be turned down

Best Regards
Mr Jin Cheng. JP
Human Resources Manager
Datatec Limited
7th Floor,Financial District
East Gate of LiuyinPark,
Dongcheng District, Beijing
People's Republic of China

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Reply #62 on: April 21, 2010, 09:52:33 AM

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Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J. Edgar. Hoover Building, Washington D.C


ATTN: BENEFICIARY

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke,Sanusi Bello none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials of Zenith Bank and some impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation agents. During our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.


So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in the total amount of $800,000.00 USD which will be deposited into an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw funds anywhere of the world. You now have the lawful right to claim your funds which have been deposited into the ATM CARD.


Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been involved in this transaction, you are now to be rest assured that this transaction is legitimate and completely risk-free as it is our duty to Protect and Serve citizens of the United States Of America. All you have to do is immediately contact the ATM CARD CENTER via E-mail for instructions on how to procure your Approval Slip which contains details on how to receive and activate your ATM CARD for immediate use to withdraw funds being paid to you. We have confirmed that the amount required to procure the Approval Slip will cost you a total of $200 USD which will be paid directly to the ATM CARD CENTER agent via Western Union Money Transfer / MoneyGram Money Transfer. Below, you shall find contact details of the Agent whom will process your transaction:


CONTACT INFORMATION

NAME: MR. PAUL SMITH

EMAIL : paulsmith5@gala.net

TELEPHONE NUMBER : +234-803-624-0664



Immediately contact Mr. Paul Smith of the ATM Card Centre with the following information:
Full Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Direct Phone Number:
Current Occupation:
Annual Income:

Once you have sent the required information to Mr. Paul Smith he will contact you with instructions on how to make the payment of $200 USD for the Approval Slip after which he will proceed towards delivery of the ATM CARD without any further delay. You have hereby been authorized/guaranteed by the Federal Bureau Of Investigation to commence towards completing this transaction, as there shall be NO delay once payment for the Approval Slip has been made to the authorized agent.

Once you have completed payment of $200 to the agent in charge of this transaction, immediately contact me back so as to ensure your ATM CARD gets to you rapidly.

FBI Director

Robert Mueller.
Senders email was set as Federal Bureau Of Investigation [robertmueller@fbi.gov]

I like how th is one tells you outright that you need to pay $200 to get your totally legit and legal ATM card with all the money one it.   At least they're being honest in the scam... sorta.

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Reply #63 on: May 12, 2010, 08:14:17 AM

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The human has the kernel that he wouldn't be able to stay alone and everybody searches for the match for himself for good spending of time. So do I ...
in the website we'll be able to talk with each other, get to know each other better and I might be the one whom you have been looking for a long time.

Wonder what this looked like before it hit the auto-translator...

"There are many things of which a wise man might wish to remain ignorant." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Reply #64 on: May 12, 2010, 09:57:05 AM

I loved how when I was working at the pharmacy I would get viagra spam, and then when I went to the bank, I started get mortgage spam.

It was the oddest thing ever.

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Reply #65 on: May 12, 2010, 10:06:36 AM

Probably just coincidence.  I work at neither and I get both.

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WWW
Reply #66 on: August 04, 2010, 03:26:02 PM

I'm still trying to figure out why someone sent me a message in French.  I man sure, I have a French idiom in my signature there, but even a quick check of my posts would let you know that none of them are in anything but English.

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Bonjour,

Mon nom est Michel Boyer (SEO), c'est en faisant une recherche aujourd'hui sur Google que j'ai trouvé votre site http://forum.onemanga.com/.

Votre site m'a paru facile à lire, ayant de très bonnes informations et cela m'a donc incité à vous écrire.

Je travaille entre autre pour http://www.prospace-fr.com/ et j'aimerais savoir si vous voulez bien considérer mettre un lien vers un de mes autres sites en échange d'un article de plus de 400 mots que j'écrirais spécialement pour vous, un article unique à inclure dans votre site référencé par l'un de mes autres sites de qualité.

Cet article sera bien écrit, intéressant, pertinent et en symbiose avec le genre d'articles que vous avez actuellement sur votre site internet.

Et qui plus est, il sera unique pour vous (ce qui veut dire qu'il ne sera pas copié d'un autre site et ni distribue à d'autres personnes que vous).

Cet article de qualité vous permettra à nouveau de diffuser du contenu de bonne qualité a vos lecteurs et en plus cela vous donnera un coup de pouce notable dans votre référencement sur Google.

Je vous demande donc seulement deux liens textuels dans cet article afin d'aider aussi à promouvoir mon site dans Google. (Bien entendu ces liens hypertextes sont très discrets et cela ne fera pas fuir vos lecteurs)

Bien entendu si vous desirez vous en tenir a un echange de liens j'y suis dispose aussi.
N'hésitez pas à me contacter si vous avez des questions, je reste à votre disposition.

Je vous remercie à l'avance pour votre temps et votre attention,

Bien cordialement,

Michel Boyer

michel@prospace-fr.com
http://www.prospace-fr.com/

Haven't bothered checking out the link because I really just don't care enough.  And the main site apparently had a Google PR6 before the viewer was removed, so I have no idea what this guy's going to do for the site. *shrug* 

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Reply #67 on: August 05, 2010, 06:20:22 AM

There's a new one going around that purports to be from an American soldier who is departing Iraq and needs a way to transfer the millions of dollars in illicit loot he's gotten his hands on. Nice to see these guys keep up with the news.
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Reply #68 on: August 05, 2010, 07:46:45 AM

"We three kings be stealing the gold."

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I find Rachel Maddow seriously hot.


Reply #69 on: August 05, 2010, 08:53:06 AM

I get these regularly now:

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world of warcraft: Cataclysm Beta Test Invitation!

Get those opt-ins ready for the World of Warcraft: Cataclysm closed beta! The sundering of Azeroth is nigh, and you don’t want to be left out in the cold of Northrend when you could be enjoying the sun-drenched beaches on the goblin isle of Kezan. To ensure you’re opted-in and eligible as a potential candidate, you’ll need a World of Warcraft license attached to your Battle.net account, have your current system specifications uploaded to the Battle.net Beta Profile Settings page, and have expressed interest through the franchise-specific check boxes.

Get the Installer - Log in to your Battle.n account :

hxxp://blizzcon.login-cataclysmbeta-beta.com/login/en/login.html?ref=https%3A%2F%2Fus.battle.net%2Faccount%2Fmanagement%2Fbeta-profile.xml&app=bam


Enjoy the game!

Blizzard Entertainment, Inc.

They're getting better written. I wonder how many accounts they obtain through emails like this.

Edit: Ah. I see why they're better written - it's a copy/paste of a Blizzard post, with a dodgy link.
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