UnSub
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Falwell
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Well, pretty much rock solid proof that the atheists are correct.
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K9
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Brandon - undergraduate CompSci student Steve - 'fierce friend', artist and part-time musician Bethany - spends her time exhibiting her pets at dog shows and works as a pet groomer Maile - a graphic artist specialising in yougurt pots Beth - undergraduate animation student who's only hobby seems to be reading Twilight novels Gretchen - a mother of 4 and expert web designer Christine - a preschool teacher who has the largest collection of Twilight memorabilia of any member of the team. So that's an artist to programmer ratio of 5:1 
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Trippy
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That can't possibly be legit. If they are actually making a game it's going to get FOX'd before they have a chance to release anything.
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Falwell
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Ghetto Gear Solid: Raiden
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Trippy is just trying to counteract his enthusiasm with rationalization.
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Trippy
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Falconeer
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a polyamorous pansexual genderqueer born and living in the wrong country
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For a moment I hoped for this Twilight. 
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gryeyes
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Amateur team trying to make a game with a well known IP without consent? Seems legit! This was her world........until December, 2008. It was then she saw ‘Twilight’ for the first time! Immediately after watching, she purchased all 4 books and completed them all in about 10 days! From that first introduction to current day, her world has exploded!!! She has emerged from her cocoon of unassuming shyness to a much more confident, adventurous spirit! If it has anything to do with ‘Twilight’ ... she wants to know, see, learn more. Her concept of ‘Twilight’ is the ‘love’ throughout it all. She is, and always will be, in love with LOVE! 
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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The cyber will be steamy, but never go 'all the way'.
There's more potential for grief than any other title I can imagine.
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FatuousTwat
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Brandon - undergraduate CompSci student Steve - 'fierce friend', artist and part-time musician Bethany - spends her time exhibiting her pets at dog shows and works as a pet groomer Maile - a graphic artist specialising in yougurt pots Beth - undergraduate animation student who's only hobby seems to be reading Twilight novels Gretchen - a mother of 4 and expert web designer Christine - a preschool teacher who has the largest collection of Twilight memorabilia of any member of the team. So that's an artist to programmer ratio of 5:1  Hmmm... I've never met a chick named Brandon or Steve before.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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ghost
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If it goes this will probably be better than Darkfall and "more successful" than Warhammer/AoC. I wonder what the PvP will be like 
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Shatter
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I can already predict the emote list
/lick /emo /hug /kiss /dryhump /who anystraightguyplayingthisgame(ok not an emote but still :P )
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tmp
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POW! Right in the Kisser!
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I wonder what the PvP will be like  It'll probably use sexy posing system except with paragraphs of text instead. (link somewhat NSFW)
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Draegan
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Salamok
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For a moment I hoped for this Twilight.
t2k pic
Man i have been thikning of digging that out for the last few weeks, of the pnp's i've played that combat system was the most in need of computerization.
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Falconeer
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I ran a quick T2k campaign last year. We went houserules-happy and had a real blast. The setting can be so amazingly cool.
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Modern Angel
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Get it while it lasts. There's not a single citation of the Twilight copyright. Generic forest pictures. This is fucking fanfic that will get them sued in hilarious fashion.
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sam, an eggplant
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Instead of looking down on it as a game, think of it as a dating site/smorgasbord mash-up of dumb low self esteem women with daddy issues ready to be led by a string, cow-like, with placid empty eyes, to sit on your dick.
They need to add an 18+ server though, or it would get creepy.
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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"Get" creepy? It already is creepy.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Musashi
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So, for the uninitiated, Twilight is the crack that those crazy vampire people are smoking?
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AKA Gyoza
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Lakov_Sanite
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"Vampire wannabe retards" 
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Lantyssa
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My conversation about it: Me: http://www.twilightthevideogame.com/Roomie: WHAT NO Me: It's even better. The lead "has studied both C++ and C#"!!! Roomie: Just like Stephanie Meyer has studied "how to use a word processor."
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Musashi
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We must follow this carefully, o me brothers. We must harvest the lulz. 
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AKA Gyoza
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patience
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Brandon - undergraduate CompSci student Steve - 'fierce friend', artist and part-time musician Bethany - spends her time exhibiting her pets at dog shows and works as a pet groomer Maile - a graphic artist specialising in yougurt pots Beth - undergraduate animation student who's only hobby seems to be reading Twilight novels Gretchen - a mother of 4 and expert web designer Christine - a preschool teacher who has the largest collection of Twilight memorabilia of any member of the team. So that's an artist to programmer ratio of 5:1  Isn't that the case with big budget titles? 
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OP is assuming its somewhat of a design-goal of eve to make players happy. this is however not the case.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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We must follow this carefully, o me brothers. We must harvest the lulz.  this all depends on how fast we reach critical mass before the wheels fall off and we are all left with empty bottles of tequila and a large void in time. I give it a week and a half.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Musashi
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Good enough for me.
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AKA Gyoza
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Yegolev
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God damned bullshit everywhere. Everywhere. Who do I punch?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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AutomaticZen
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My conversation about it: Me: http://www.twilightthevideogame.com/Roomie: WHAT NO Me: It's even better. The lead "has studied both C++ and C#"!!! Roomie: Just like Stephanie Meyer has studied "how to use a word processor." That's a rather decent website for some retards.
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Modern Angel
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It's a terrible, generic, hacky website with "preschool teacher" and "being in love with LOVE" proudly displayed as selling points while four bars of hideous flute music loops over and over. It's a goddamned angelfire page without the neon.
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Redgiant
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Amateur team trying to make a game with a well known IP without consent? Seems legit! This was her world........until December, 2008. It was then she saw ‘Twilight’ for the first time! Immediately after watching, she purchased all 4 books and completed them all in about 10 days! From that first introduction to current day, her world has exploded!!! She has emerged from her cocoon of unassuming shyness to a much more confident, adventurous spirit! If it has anything to do with ‘Twilight’ ... she wants to know, see, learn more. Her concept of ‘Twilight’ is the ‘love’ throughout it all. She is, and always will be, in love with LOVE!  What happened to just going home, have a beer, smoking a joint with friends, waxing philosophical about the movie, then waking up in the morning and forgetting it all due to the more important matters like taking the first piss of the day.
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A FUCKING COMPANY IS AT STEAK
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Lantyssa
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That's a rather decent website for some retards.
They've got a great graphics designer (or found a good template). Bravo? If they manage to put something together which is amazing, after the trademarked IP is stripped out of course, then I'll give them props. While it is a step up from some games I've seen, a pretty web site does not mean they can make a game.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Big Gulp
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We've got so many girls in their early 20's coming into the shop who bring up Twilight. I was even asked whether I liked it. I replied with something like, "Isn't that the Tigerbeat of vampire movies? Nah, I need a little bit more Nosferatu from my vampires". Her reply was, "What's that!?!" 
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WindupAtheist
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Instead of looking down on it as a game, think of it as a dating site/smorgasbord mash-up of dumb low self esteem women with daddy issues ready to be led by a string, cow-like, with placid empty eyes, to sit on your dick.
They need to add an 18+ server though, or it would get creepy. It got creepy right around "cow-like". 
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild "Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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ghost
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Who do I punch?
If it will make this go away you can punch me  Just not in the nads.
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