Viin
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Awesome, finally found someone I can beat! (After losing the last 8 fights). Edit: this game sucks ass |
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Aez
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Haha, the bear pet took me out all by himself WTF.
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rk47
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It wasnt' that much of a game really with people continually pounding on stuff three opponents they can kill efficiently (sound familiar?) and then hoping for that nice shiny weapon when they've hit ding'gratz!
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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schild
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Just had my first fight against shurikens. Stupid overpowered piece of shit, he literally attacked me twelve times in a row.
Yea that happened to me, I was like "oh how awesome" and then I hit the guy in the face twice with an axe and won. |
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FatuousTwat
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Trippy
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Oof, barely survived against you. You have 2 pets *and* an axe!  Fortunately I have a ton more HPs than you  Edit: speaking of the stupid AI...why do you throw your only weapon?! Why?! Edit: I threw my staff *again*! I might have been able to beat Triangel if I hadn't Okono Level 4 |
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schild
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You had no chance against Triangel. The moment those shurikens come out, it's over.
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Trippy
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Yeah but if I hadn't thrown my fucking baton away so early I might have been able to poke her to death  before she pulled out the shurikens. |
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LK
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It's like the game is psychic, giving me such a loser character who knows a lot of people but can't do anything himself.
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"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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Xerapis
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..I want to see gamma rays. I want to hear x-rays. I want to...smell dark matter...and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me...
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bds460
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Brogarn
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This game really isn't a game.
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Mrbloodworth
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This game really isn't a game.
Looks like this non-game game is a hit. |
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Salamok
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I just wish there was some strategy other than "only duel gimped characters", needs to keep the cuteness and sense of action while adding in more www.duels.com type of stuff. |
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Riggswolfe
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Welll...the problem is you can't tell who is gimped. I'm finding that out at level 5 with my main. Pick the guy with low statS? He probably has several specials. BTW, I found something even more overpowered than Shrukens. Noodle Bowls! http://gabeast.mybrute.comCheck out this fight as GABEAST destroys my main Morgen Riggs
http://gabeast.mybrute.com/fight/11767339 |
"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Nonentity
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GOD THIS GAME IS JUST A FAILURE SIMULATOR I HATE IT I HATE IT
FUCK
I have this giant arsenal of weapons, and then I get punched once and the weapons FLY OFF OF MY BODY.
FUCK.
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Severian
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Welll...the problem is you can't tell who is gimped. I'm finding that out at level 5 with my main. Pick the guy with low statS? He probably has several specials. You can fill in the blank in this URL with the character name to see what he's got: http://_______.mybrute.com/celluleFor instance, your noodle guy (who also has a ton of HP at level 3): http://gabeast.mybrute.com/cellule |
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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If you want the noodle bowl, you just have to make enough characters to get it. I'm under the impression that the way to play this game is to write scripts to create and 'play' hundreds of thousands of robot characters. Parse out the results and display the best scoring characters. Select those characters to challenge your friends. Scriptfu263018 wins the fight!
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Trippy
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Riggswolfe
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Welll...the problem is you can't tell who is gimped. I'm finding that out at level 5 with my main. Pick the guy with low statS? He probably has several specials. You can fill in the blank in this URL with the character name to see what he's got: http://_______.mybrute.com/celluleFor instance, your noodle guy (who also has a ton of HP at level 3): http://gabeast.mybrute.com/celluleI know. But, I'm too lazy to put that much research into my 3 fights a day. I just look and go "ehh...I'll fight this one." |
"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Severian
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I know. But, I'm too lazy to put that much research into my 3 fights a day. I just look and go "ehh...I'll fight this one."
It's not clear to me why I'm bothering, either, as the voice in my head points out while I'm waiting for another page to load. |
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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just check your offline fights and see which ones you beat. Copy pasta his name and get a free punching bag.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Nebu
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My new brute (Free XP) just went 6-0 in the first 6 fights. At level 3 I got a dog. Things may be looking up!
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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Azaroth
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just check your offline fights and see which ones you beat. Copy pasta his name and get a free punching bag.
I just fight Lantyssa every day. |
F is inviting you to start Quarto. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start Quarto.
F says:
don't know what this is
Az says:
I think it's like
Az says:
where we pour milk on the stomach alien from total recall
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FatuousTwat
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Avoid Aqua4, she may only have 56 hitpoints at level 5, but she has 2 dogs and a club.
Oh yeah, at level 5 I got something like 2 or 3 speed points. Woop de fucking do.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Samwise
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I got 1 agility point for level 6. I've been getting my ass handed to me left and right. Maybe next level I'll get a bear to make up for it.
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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FatuousTwat
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Hah, just made a new one, started with a whip, at level 2 got vitality. Has 107 hp.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Nebu
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Hah, just made a new one, started with a whip, at level 2 got vitality. Has 107 hp.
Yet you'll still get your ass kicked by people with 53 hp and a dog. The game is both fun and annoying. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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Lantyssa
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I just fight Lantyssa every day.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Salamok
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Hah, just made a new one, started with a whip, at level 2 got vitality. Has 107 hp.
Yet you'll still get your ass kicked by people with 53 hp and a dog. The game is both fun and annoying. my best character to date had a dog, herculean strength, a hammer, and 53hp. |
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Xerapis
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Okay, no character should ever be allowed to have a bear and shurikens.
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..I want to see gamma rays. I want to hear x-rays. I want to...smell dark matter...and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me...
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Riggswolfe
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Hah, just made a new one, started with a whip, at level 2 got vitality. Has 107 hp.
Yet you'll still get your ass kicked by people with 53 hp and a dog. The game is both fun and annoying. It really depends. I have a character that will tear dogs up. And a coworker of mine has an ability that lets him scare animals away. It's awesome. He leans over and roars and they run away. |
"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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rk47
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Mark Jacobs high speed gave me a lot of advantage over fights. Plenty of times opponent I would get 3-4 hits in a row first before the opponent could hit me back once. At this point all I want is a really quick weapon to chain attacks more often. |
Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Nebu
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It's like free xp. Except for poor Xerapis. Hey... Free XP is the name of my Brute! |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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