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If she doesn't want to talk about my level 48 Imperial Agent Sith Sorcerer, then I'm not interested in her anyways.
I know, right? I dated a non-gamer dude for three years. Mistake. Then Ingmar and I met and made out and it was awesome.  |
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Lantyssa
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I was trying to be a smart ass. I should know better.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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But it was never really at 0. There's always been at least a small population of hot geek women. With the rise of the internets, they've seen that they don't have to hide the geekiness.
I don't know if I would describe myself as "hot," but I am always amused at the repeated insistence I do not, nor will I ever, exist. I DISBELIEVE THE ILLUSION. |
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You saw "lightsabre", she saw "employable skills, has hobby that can easily be confined to the garage, good with hands, useful to have around if a fuse blows, may be able to fix hair dryer, can probably be trusted not to burn home down".
Depends what Surlyboi made the lightsaber out of. If the answer is "a toilet roll, cellophane and Q-tips", her thoughts may have been entirely different. |
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Aluminum, high carbon steel and some LEDs.
We spar in front of the Met some weekends, to the surprise and delight of random passer-by out of the park.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Sjofn
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But it was never really at 0. There's always been at least a small population of hot geek women. With the rise of the internets, they've seen that they don't have to hide the geekiness.
I don't know if I would describe myself as "hot," but I am always amused at the repeated insistence I do not, nor will I ever, exist. I DISBELIEVE THE ILLUSION. I COULD be some horrible old hag. You don't know! |
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sinij
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This is INTERNET, we ALWAYS suspect the worst!
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Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
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Sheepherder
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I COULD be some horrible old hag. You don't know! Howling, Bog, Night, or Death? |
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Ingmar
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She predates 4e.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Sjofn
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I wub you, Ingmar. |
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Sheepherder
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Okay then: Annis, Bheur, Dune Hag, Dusk Hag, Green Hag, Marzanna, Sea Hag, Shrieking Hag, or Xtabay.
I can't believe Wikipedia documents all of this shit.
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Ingmar
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Pfft, they missed the silat from Al'Qadim and arguably the Crone of Chaos from the old BEMCI Creature Catalog.  |
The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Sjofn
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He's all mine, ladies.  |
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Jesus, Al'Qadim.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Aluminum, high carbon steel and some LEDs.
We spar in front of the Met some weekends, to the surprise and delight of random passer-by out of the park.
Can I be your friend? I want to come play too! |
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Pfft, they missed the silat from Al'Qadim and arguably the Crone of Chaos from the old BEMCI Creature Catalog. I don't think I understood a single word in that sentence.  |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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Creature Catalog = *Old* school D&D (before 1st Edition AD&D).
Al'Qadim...Dark Sun?
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Nope, it was TSR's Arabian Nights style world, from 1992.  I don't know if I'm happy or sad that I know that...  |
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Sometimes I get depressed by how nerdy I am. Then all I have to do is come here and read a couple of threads in the MMO forum and realize how frighteningly normal I really am.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Pfft, they missed the silat from Al'Qadim and arguably the Crone of Chaos from the old BEMCI Creature Catalog. I don't think I understood a single word in that sentence. I don't speak that language either. I just sit back and watch and try to make out what the conversation is about by watching the parts I can recognize. |
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Baba Yaga
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Well Baba Yaga is more than just an AD&D reference.
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raydeen
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Well Baba Yaga is more than just an AD&D reference.
I know the name from ELP's rendition of Mussorgsky's Pictures At An Exhibition. The Hut of Baba Yaga and The Curse of Baba Yaga. |
I was drinking when I wrote this, so sue me if it goes astray.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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Creature Catalog = *Old* school D&D (before 1st Edition AD&D).
Which surprised me as I'd not heard of it. I suspect you mean "Book 2: Monsters and Treasure" as the creature catalogue was many years after the AD&D equivalent. Now I feel both old, nerdy and wondering if my first edition Dungeon Masters guide is still in decent condition. |
Is a man not entitled to the hurf of his durf?
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Grendel's mother.
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Wasted teenage youth? Subtle and yet very appropriate. |
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Ingmar
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Creature Catalog = *Old* school D&D (before 1st Edition AD&D).
Which surprised me as I'd not heard of it. I suspect you mean "Book 2: Monsters and Treasure" as the creature catalogue was many years after the AD&D equivalent. Now I feel both old, nerdy and wondering if my first edition Dungeon Masters guide is still in decent condition. Not quite right:  Published in the 80s as part of the Basic-Expert-etc. game, which was published in parallel to AD&D, it didn't predate it. Mahrin is thinking of what is usually called OD&D (O for "original") these days. |
The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
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Lantyssa
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I COULD be some horrible old hag. You don't know!
You're neither old nor a hag, all the speculation notwithstanding.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Fordel
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There's no need to coddle her Lanty! |
and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Sjofn
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You shut up, Fordel!
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Fordel
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NO U!
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and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Furiously
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Oh get a room you two.
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Fordel
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No way, she's too old for me.
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