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Mrbloodworth
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Reply #1120 on: April 22, 2009, 01:15:04 PM

This thread needs more lady pillow love.


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Reply #1121 on: April 22, 2009, 02:52:56 PM

Just sent to a friend who's gonna be a stay-at-home dad with an infant daughter

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Reply #1122 on: April 22, 2009, 03:01:06 PM

That might actually be really comfortable as a neck pillow.
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Reply #1123 on: April 23, 2009, 06:25:06 AM

That might actually be really comfortable as a neck pillow.

I said the same shit to my girlfriend!  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #1124 on: April 23, 2009, 02:32:05 PM

That might actually be really comfortable as a neck pillow.

I said the same shit to my ex-girlfriend!  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #1125 on: April 24, 2009, 08:47:18 AM

That might actually be really comfortable as a neck pillow.

I said the same shit to my ex-girlfriend!  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Negative, she was looking for the pattern =)

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Reply #1126 on: April 24, 2009, 11:08:47 AM

Dude, if you take a nap on that pillow and not your girlfriend, you're doing it wrong.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #1127 on: April 24, 2009, 11:11:39 AM

Because women will always make their bosoms available for pillows.
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Reply #1128 on: April 24, 2009, 11:20:34 AM

I thought she was offering..

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Reply #1129 on: April 24, 2009, 12:16:47 PM

Dude, if you take a nap on that pillow and not your girlfriend, you're doing it wrong.

Options are a key to life.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

I also asked if she should make one side dispense Cheetos, and the other soda! So i can just kinda lean my head left or right while gaming.
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Reply #1130 on: April 24, 2009, 01:34:22 PM

Dude, if you take a nap on that pillow and not your girlfriend, you're doing it wrong.

Options are a key to life.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

I also asked if she should make one side dispense Cheetos, and the other soda! So i can just kinda lean my head left or right while gaming.

BRILLIANT!

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #1131 on: April 24, 2009, 02:07:24 PM

Because women will always make their bosoms available for pillows.
Doing. It. Wrong. DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS

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Reply #1132 on: April 24, 2009, 02:19:12 PM

Because women will always make their bosoms available for pillows.
Doing. It. Wrong. DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS

Well, then educate us in the proper method.  With lots of visual aids :)

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Reply #1133 on: April 24, 2009, 02:50:04 PM

Because women will always make their bosoms available for pillows.
Doing. It. Wrong. DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS

Well, then educate us in the proper method.  With lots of visual aids :)

I bet it has something to do with a tier in the eye, and a sad story.

That, or lots of money.

Mother fuckin' money.

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Reply #1134 on: April 24, 2009, 03:52:29 PM


Mother fuckin' money.

Nothing wrong with combining ladies and cash.



Now if she were only holding some bacon too...

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Reply #1135 on: April 25, 2009, 07:20:49 AM

Something about that girl looks horribly wrong. I'm not even quoting so I don't have to look at it again.
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Reply #1136 on: April 25, 2009, 10:18:48 AM

I'll take her if you don't want her mate.

It's no bother.

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Reply #1137 on: April 25, 2009, 12:44:37 PM

She's just posing funny and is waring the wrong bikini for her figure.  She has actual hips and is wearing one of those low-rider bikinis made for women who look like boys.

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Reply #1138 on: April 27, 2009, 03:03:25 PM

I think it's that her left arm/shoulder is like 10 shades darker than the rest of her body.  All would be forgiven if her cleavage wasn't so obscured by the goofy money top.
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Reply #1139 on: April 28, 2009, 10:16:52 AM

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Reply #1140 on: April 28, 2009, 03:20:11 PM

More like "all the slave Leia pictures we could find."
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Reply #1141 on: April 28, 2009, 03:22:50 PM

At least all those women could pull off wearing the slave outfit.  Have to give them credit for having guts enough to gout out wearing an elaborate bikini in public, much less at a con.  Still, a few of those women needed to have a sammich or two.

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Reply #1142 on: April 29, 2009, 10:35:48 AM

Stop fucking up this thread.



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Reply #1143 on: May 04, 2009, 02:39:59 PM

Random girls for Kilo Kai rum

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Reply #1144 on: May 04, 2009, 02:58:11 PM


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Reply #1145 on: May 04, 2009, 03:12:41 PM

She must be a woman that needs to be sweaty and dirty to be incredibly hot.  She was both in Transformers and I was enthralled but in everything else where she's all cleaned up I'm just half interested.

Now, since I haven't posted anything here since December...




That 2nd one is going to be the new avatar, I think.
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Reply #1146 on: May 04, 2009, 03:30:41 PM

The second one looks like she just threw up all over herself. Like it's a sexy Bulimia poster.
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Reply #1147 on: May 04, 2009, 04:33:27 PM

Scrolling down I thought the second one was going to be Winehouse  ACK!

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Reply #1148 on: May 09, 2009, 12:43:11 AM

I approve Merusk.



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Reply #1149 on: May 11, 2009, 08:24:37 PM

I was going to make a post to shame you all for not delivering something interesting for Mother's Day. So I did some Google-Fu and discovered that "Mother's Day" + words like "MILF" and "Hot" turn up nothing but cold sliced depression.

By which I mean to say that I forgive you for the lack of a Sunday surprise.

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Reply #1150 on: May 11, 2009, 08:30:16 PM

I was going to make a post to shame you all for not delivering something interesting for Mother's Day. So I did some Google-Fu and discovered that "Mother's Day" + words like "MILF" and "Hot" turn up nothing but cold sliced depression.

By which I mean to say that I forgive you for the lack of a Sunday surprise.
I'm creeped out that you only look for bewbs on holidays. Because, see, I was hoping you'd surprise us with a porn dump of an even worse place than the last one. awesome, for real
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Reply #1151 on: May 11, 2009, 10:25:01 PM

I'm creeped out that you only look for bewbs on holidays. Because, see, I was hoping you'd surprise us with a porn dump of an even worse place than the last one. awesome, for real
At this point finding bewbs on the intarwebs is so easy it's dull. It's easier to let you guys find them and sift for quality. I just figured Mother's Day was a good reason to expect someone here to land something related. :P

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Reply #1152 on: May 12, 2009, 03:11:27 AM

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Reply #1153 on: May 12, 2009, 06:44:39 AM

I bought my mother a card that said something nice on the front, then you open it up and it says "You're like a mother to me!"
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Reply #1154 on: May 12, 2009, 06:52:21 AM


That was awsome. You can't look away no matter how sick to your stomach you get.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa

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