F13's Salute to T & A (Assume NSFW)

[Slayerik]

Inspired by the 'Too much talk not enough boobs' Katy Price thread

Simple Rules:

No Frontal or Genital Nudity
No fighting about who's hot and who's not
No dudes (except tits ref)
Female HUMANS only (though jeri Ryan in 7of9 costume gets a pass)
Post names when you can, so it isn't all "Who is THAT chick???!!!???"

Just your favorite hotties.

Salud!




And an all-time favorite:

Rocio Guirao Diaz





And if this thread has been attempted or disallowed before, my apologies. I love boobies.

[Abagadro]

I've been madly in love with the Octoberfest hottie on the far right of that picture for years.

[Slayerik]

Luisana Lopilato

[stu]

[schild]

Why not.



I think she's a year older than me. She takes better care of her... everything though.

[Paelos]

[Signe]

Name:  Your mother.

[schild]

I'd hit it.

[Slayerik]

Well, she at least followed the rules.

[Oz]

Something about pregnant women is unbelievably hot.  Assuming they were cute/sexy to start with...  I wanted to slap my wife everytime she said "I'm ugly, blah blah blah" when she was pregnant.  Thankfully, i chose to convince her using other methods. 

[Oban]

Something about pregnant women is unbelievably hot.  Assuming they were cute/sexy to start with...  I wanted to slap my wife everytime she said "I'm ugly, blah blah blah" when she was pregnant.  Thankfully, i chose to convince her using other methods. 

?

[Signe]

[schild]

Can't help but troll the thread about T&A can ya? 

[Signe]

I'm within the rules!   

[schild]

No you aren't. You posted a fucking sheep. Neither T nor A. More like wool and weirdness.

I think it's implied that in this thread, we post women that we would treat as meat.

[Yoru]

Well, we do have some Scottish readers. Possibly some Kiwis as well.

[Slayerik]

Must...fight...off...sheep pics!!!

Marisa Miller

[Lantyssa]

Must...help...Signe!!!



Name: Tits and Ass.

[Signe]

Thanks, Lantyssa!  And HA! to Schidly because I DO treat my sheep as meat! 

So there.

[schild]

Lame, Lantyssa. You and Signe are being way too obvious trying to fuck up this thread.

[schild]

PS3 Wallpaper

[Lantyssa]

Lame, Lantyssa. You and Signe are being way too obvious trying to fuck up this thread.

He shouldn't have made the prohibition against pictures of men.

You'd have two or three posts between Signe and Xerapis, and I'd (probably) browse for the couple of pics which interested me instead of being mischevious.  Instead, you've got smart-asses to deal with now.

[Polysorbate80]

Lame, Lantyssa. You and Signe are being way too obvious trying to fuck up this thread.

He shouldn't have made the prohibition against pictures of men.

And since when are you interested in pictures of men? 

[schild]

No one is stopping you from making a thread about guys, Lantyssa. But I highly doubt that's what you really want. I think you're just sticking with Signe, and well, this isn't high school so I'm not sure what you're trying to achieve. ^_^

[rattran]

Searching for pictures of non-implanted breast implants as a light thread grief, I came across this, NSFW example of how they should move freely.

[Evildrider]

Charisma Carpenter is 

[Slayerik]

This means war?

Aki Hoshino:

[Lantyssa]

And since when are you interested in pictures of men? 

No one is stopping you from making a thread about guys, Lantyssa. But I highly doubt that's what you really want. I think you're just sticking with Signe, and well, this isn't high school so I'm not sure what you're trying to achieve. ^_^

Uh, I said I was just being mischievous and of course I'm sticking with Signe.  I'm achieving relieving boredom for the next hour and fifteen minutes.  I don't think my motives can be any more transparent.

The men are for her.  The fun of joining her poking you people taking your T&A so seriously is for me.  It's more fun than ogling most of the women y'all like.  It's probably more fun for her than looking at men, too.

High School?  THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!  We're having this discussion in a T&A thread.

[schild]

oh shit

i just realized something
oh shitohshitohshit

i can finally say it here and mean it

[Evildrider]

oh shit

i just realized something
oh shitohshitohshit

i can finally say it here and mean it

Hey thread rules say no men!  At least make it a female ref!

[Slayerik]

Updated rules :P

[Signe]

Fine.  Have your bloody tits.  I'll gtfo.  I'd rather have a lamb chop anyway.

[Lantyssa]

i can finally say it here and mean it

<GTFO pic>

Just checked.  I still qualify.  I'm afraid the rest of you will have to abandon this thread.

Well played, Sir.  I'll depart.  For now.  'cause I'm going to leave early to avoid the rush.  Maybe out of a little respect to your sense of humor.

[Polysorbate80]

That is absolutely horrible, and I'm deleting it. That doesn't belong ANYWHERE near here. - schild

It is (was) the perfect thread for it.  Thus I declare victory  - Polysorbate80

[Engels]

Do we really really need a thread specifially for this purpose? Not that I have any moral quibbles about it, although it borders on the distasteful. To me its more fun to find boob pics in random threads, rather than making a 'dedicated' thread. It sorta kills the spontanaety of celebration. or something.