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						| Surlyboi 
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 Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail |  |  |  | 
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						| Simond 
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 And on a more serious note:  |  
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 "You're really a good person, aren't you? So, there's no path for you to take here. Go home. This isn't a place for someone like you." |  |  |  | 
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						| Teleku 
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 "My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants.  He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."-Stephen Colbert
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						| CmdrSlack 
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 That just might be the best use for tumblr ever.  |  
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 I traded in my fun blog for several legal blogs. Or, "blawgs," as the cutesy attorney blawgosphere likes to call 'em. |  |  |  | 
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						| veredus 
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  Couldn't figure out how to re size so spoilered it.(edit: fify) |  
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						| Miasma 
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								Stopgap Measure | 
 Just put a width=500 in the img tag, 500 is the width in pixels so change it to whatever you want. |  
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						| Mosesandstick 
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 Those look like the perfect size to me    |  
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						| Mithas 
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						| Bzalthek 
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								"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!" | 
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 "Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar |  |  |  | 
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						| JWIV 
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 My god, it is full of stars |  
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						| Surlyboi 
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 My god, it is full of  stars sweet, sweet ass. Fixed that for ya.  |  
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 Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail |  |  |  | 
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						| Merusk 
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 I'm getting old.  While I appreciate the link and she's goddamn hot, browsing through it I had two thoughts:  "My god she's got the batshit crazy eyes, run away." and "whats up with the deadface half-open mouth? It's almost as bad as duckface." |  
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						| Surlyboi 
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 Absolutely. She's a cosplay chick and therefore, batshit insane. I'm happily married and I can look at that crazy and reminisce about having to deal with that in the past, the mood swings, the suicide attempts, all of that shit and be glad I've seen the back of it.  |  
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 Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail |  |  |  | 
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						| Mithas 
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 Oh she's totally insane. I'm old too and there is zero chance of me ever putting up with that crazy again, but man would I love to have  15 minutes 3 solid minutes alone with her. I may think crazy but all I see is this:  |  
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						| Yegolev 
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 This is by far the most unhelpful link that I have followed in Q4.  Perhaps all year. |  
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 Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
 Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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						| Bzalthek 
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								"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!" | 
 Instructions unclear?  Dick stuck in crazy? |  
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 "Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar |  |  |  | 
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						| Yegolev 
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								2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST   | 
 I know what to do, but it's not what I should do. |  
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 Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
 Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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						| Ghambit 
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 Reminds me, I really despise overtly circular jubblies...  why women persist in getting them built that way, I dunno.  But really, keep it natural-looking or at least in a teardrop.  And saline (soft and comfy) instead of silicone (too hard). |  
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 "See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom."  -Samwise |  |  |  | 
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						| Tannhauser 
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 I'd be thrilled to have sex with her, but no way in HELL I'm falling asleep without a locked door between us! |  
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						| Samwise 
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								sentient yeast infection   | 
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						| Ironwood 
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 Whoa.
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 "Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu |  |  |  | 
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						| MrHat 
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								Out of the frying pan, into the fire. | 
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						| IainC 
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 Whoa.
 
 Internet thinks she is called Winter Pierzina. Here's someone else  |  
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						| Cadaverine 
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 Tessa Fowler
 This one might be a Bloodworth, but I'm ok with that.
 
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 Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. |  |  |  | 
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						| Lakov_Sanite 
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 Not sure if she's kosher. |  
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 ~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent. |  |  |  | 
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						| Ironwood 
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 Bloodworths like that should be encouraged.  That said, she doesn't ring a bell.
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						| schild 
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						| Paelos 
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 CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time |  |  |  | 
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						| Ginaz 
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 Would watch again.  Have watched again.  And again.  And again. |  
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						| shiznitz 
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 Why are wet t-shirts one of the hottest outfits ever?  My god. |  
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						| Xuri 
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								몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!   | 
 Thank you for this link, it is excellent reference material for boob physics. I may or may not have watched this at work, for "research" purposes. |  
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