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AC5, 4 with shield.
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Mrbloodworth
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There is nothing going on with her that could compensate for knowing that she'd be doing this on your bed while you're asleep:
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Mithas
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The legs just don't match the rest of the body. When I look at the picture, I keep seeing the shadow on her stomach and all I see is a dong.  |
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Hint: It's not the shadow's fault.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Finkle is Einhorn!
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Ghambit
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"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom." -Samwise
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Draegan
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That girl has no ass at all.
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Ironwood
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Like many I saw at Isengard....
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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SurfD
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That girl has no ass at all.
and considering that outfit is painted on, she appears to have no vagina either. |
Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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Cadaverine
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That girl has no ass at all.
No ass, no hips. From the waist down, it all just goes horribly wrong. Like fate's cruel joke on her breasts. |
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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slog
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Would not bang.  oh please. If she even talked to you.. |
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Paelos
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I'm a fan.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Nah. She looks like she's getting ready to bust out a stinky fart at any second. And her hips are as straight as a 2 x 4.
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Ghambit
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She's molded her body for clothing modeling, not bikinis really. That means flat arse and linear hips.
If she wanted to go non-couture (less sophisticated) then all she'd do is workout her midsection (to take inches off the waist, accentuating the hips and butt), and workout her buttocks. But that's not the look she's goin for right now.
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"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom." -Samwise
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Paelos
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I like whatever she's offering.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Mithas
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Took me a little bit, but the body paint gif is Kate Upton  |
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Draegan
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No one is throwing her out of bed, but she's got an odd (but thin + boobs) body shape.
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shiznitz
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the plural of mangina
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AC5, 4 with shield.
All win. You even picked the perfect AC to maximize the funny. |
I have never played WoW.
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Cyrrex
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From the belly button and on up, Kate Upton is ridiculously attractive. Like in the top one. Something went wrong in the lower half, the lines are all straight from there - but that is a pointy knees kind of thing.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Lantyssa
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I kind of like that there's some super-talked about woman out there whom I have a better ass than. Keep working it, Kate. You make me feel less self-conscious. AC5, 4 with shield.
All win. You even picked the perfect AC to maximize the funny. It was well-played.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Chimpy
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Ironwood
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What the hell is her Mum doing in the background ? It's offputting.  |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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An older woman is right behind her with a roll of bog paper. Yeah. It's pretty offputting.
CROPPING TOOL TO THE RESCUE !!!
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Mithas
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Man it sucks getting older.
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Shannow
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Jon Stewart was right though, she does look like Jennifer Lawrence.
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Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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Tannhauser
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She was super hot in 'Excalibur'. I pulled my sword from the stone many times over her.
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Lakov_Sanite
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Tattoos can be lovely, they can also ruin works of art. Also writing "bella" on yourself? Worse than wearing pants that say "juicy"
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Let's not get stupid here.
There's nothing worse than wearing pants that say, "juicy"
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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