Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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It's not unusual.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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calapine
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Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."
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This link leads to some extremely NSFW stuff. Especially the URL ending in /#4954. That thing is huge. 
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Lakov_Sanite
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Posts: 7590
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That site is mezmerizing...
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Rishathra
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That site is mesmerizing...
Seriously. I keep staring at #28171. I can't get enough of that smirk of hers.
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"...you'll still be here trying to act cool while actually being a bored and frustrated office worker with a vibrating anger-valve puffing out internet hostility." - Falconeer "That looks like English but I have no idea what you just said." - Trippy
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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I clicked it and got some people who weren't even naked dancing.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Bzalthek
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Posts: 3110
"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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It took me 8 minutes to get to one that wasn't graphic porn. Not that I mind.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Hutch
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Plant yourself like a tree Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning. The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Chimpy
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That girl and her hula hoop never get old.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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 Nookie from Slot.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Surlyboi
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Posts: 10966
eat a bag of dicks
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Nookie from Slot.
That's redundant.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Logain
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She looks scary.
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Paelos
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Posts: 27075
Error 404: Title not found.
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Signe likes tough girls with piercings.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Nebu
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Signe likes tough MEAN girls with piercings.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Bzalthek
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Posts: 3110
"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Being a masochist isn't a bad thing!
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Signe
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Muse.
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I suck at this T & A thread I think. 
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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TheWalrus
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Hell no you don't. Never stop posting.
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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01101010
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Posts: 12007
You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Hell no you don't. Never stop posting.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Lantyssa
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What they said. You're my favorite poster in here.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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She looks scary.
The last time I went out with a chick like that, it took a couple weeks for my back to heal up from all the cuts. Best part is, my (female) cousin set us up, saying 'you guys would really get along well'. 
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schild
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I mean, there are good tattoos. Then there's Ace Ventura.
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Paelos
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Posts: 27075
Error 404: Title not found.
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Haha I didn't notice until you mentioned it.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Sky
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Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I mean, there are good tattoos. Then there's Ace Ventura.

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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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I realize I'm probably exposing myself as hopelessly old and behind the times. But somewhere around 50% body coverage with tatoos, otherwise beautiful women become ludicrous and unattractive to me. At that kind of moment I don't want to see some other guy's face staring at me, or find myself wanting to pull out my phone to google where that quote comes from.
--Dave
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SurfD
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Kind of agree, when you are approaching that level of body coverage, it better be a pattern or artistic design, and not an image or quote or something.
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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I'd like to ass you a question.
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Ironwood
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I realize I'm probably exposing myself as hopelessly old and behind the times. But somewhere around 50% body coverage with tatoos, otherwise beautiful women become ludicrous and unattractive to me. At that kind of moment I don't want to see some other guy's face staring at me, or find myself wanting to pull out my phone to google where that quote comes from.
--Dave
Possibly an Old Thing because I feel the same way. Also, they just all look shopped on.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Sky
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Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Look at it this way, when you were giving her oral, you wouldn't see Ace Ventura.
Lucy would be looking on, though...
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Lakov_Sanite
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Finkle is Einhorn....
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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TheWalrus
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Almost looks like Frank Zappa on her inner thigh too.
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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angry.bob
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Posts: 5442
We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.
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I realize I'm probably exposing myself as hopelessly old and behind the times. But somewhere around 50% body coverage with tatoos, otherwise beautiful women become ludicrous and unattractive to me. At that kind of moment I don't want to see some other guy's face staring at me, or find myself wanting to pull out my phone to google where that quote comes from.
--Dave
Could be age but I thing aesthetics plays a big part too. I'm over 40 and like tattoos. As long as the art fits together visually I don't mind a lot of tattooed body area. However, neck, face, and hands should be off limits. Getting tattoos there is just a sign that you've got no common sense and no plans for life past 24. Also, tattoos like that are just a random collection of shit that makes no sense. It reminds me of a tween MySpace page with a comet cursor, which is probably why I hate it.
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Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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apocrypha
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Posts: 6711
Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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I looked but I couldn't find Waldo. :(
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Surlyboi
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Posts: 10966
eat a bag of dicks
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As one of my friends with a lot of tattoos recently told me, "Chest piece = crazy".
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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