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Topic: F13's Salute to T & A (Assume NSFW) (Read 2349622 times)
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Trippy
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Copy and paste error?
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Evildrider
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Copy and paste error?
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Cocaine is a helluva drug...
Meth too.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Nebu
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Apparently both heavy makeup and semen are bad for your skin.  |
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Oddly enough, I only knew 3 of those ladies listed. Fuck, I am getting too old for this stuff.
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Merusk
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I love some of the comments white knighting them.. "This is what ALL women look like without makeup! It's just your sad distorted reality!"
No. Those women have some terrible, terrible skin. Particularly since the average star's age is only somewhere around 23. My wife is 12 years older than that and takes a better picture w/o makeup.
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Ginaz
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Sweet Jesus, so much bad skin!  Some of them don't look much different but most are almost unrecognizable. Which maybe is what they were hoping for. |
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Miasma
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Why would they let her take those before pictures?
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Yegolev
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They seem to have bad judgement in when to be photographed and filmed, else they would be legal assistants.
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Nebu
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No. Those women have some terrible, terrible skin. Particularly since the average star's age is only somewhere around 23. My wife is 12 years older than that and takes a better picture w/o makeup.
I can hear it now... "Honey... you have WAY better skin that most porn stars!" SMACK!  |
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Tebonas
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A few of them are better looking without makeup. Some of them are real trainwrecks, though, guess its the drugs?
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Ironwood
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Lot of judgement going on here.
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Signe
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I thought some of them looked nicer with no make up, too. None of it is the sort of make up I like, but I should think it's heavy because they're making films, right? How often do you see people wearing a full face of heavy, perfectly applied make up, anyway? I kind of think it was cool that they had photos taken with and without make up. I should think it reminds people that they're actors and not some kind of professional skank who runs around town having sex with every man, woman and various inanimate objects they find lying around. Some how I don't think a bunch of average looking people having sex would sell a lot of films, right?
I am done saying make up for today. Today's word is skank. My sister was not amused. :(
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Yegolev
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Lot of judgement going on here.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Engels
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I'm broken but I found it awesome to discover the real human behind the doll-face make up mask. Yeah, sure, some of them are no prize, but you should have known that make up really does improve the looks of women. Its the reason its popular with the ladies, porn stars or not.
Also, the camera is VERY unforgiving of pale complexions with no make up. Makes skin look extremely blotchy.
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Nebu
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As a friend of mine always says: "It's not what they look like but what they're willing to do that makes porn stars awesome."
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Yegolev
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Just ask Ron Jeremy.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Strazos
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Some of them, I wish both photos would have been taken with the same positioning or with the subject making the same face. For some, they're smiling in one, with a neutral look in another.
And I dare say some of them are perfectly good looking even without the makeup...which is probably a feat considering they prolly rolled out of bed to come in to the shoot.
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Yegolev
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considering they prolly rolled out of bed to come in to the shoot.
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Signe
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 I tried to find a picture with her face but then it cuts off some of her grapes, which is my favourite bit. |
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Lantyssa
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Those photos were both nice to see and made me feel a lot better about myself.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Hoax
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Damn you Tori Black, I was so close to being able to stay in denial.
Cool find though.
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Morat20
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I love some of the comments white knighting them.. "This is what ALL women look like without makeup! It's just your sad distorted reality!"
No. Those women have some terrible, terrible skin. Particularly since the average star's age is only somewhere around 23. My wife is 12 years older than that and takes a better picture w/o makeup.
Stage makeup is absolute shit for the skin. Take a look at the average TV or movie star without makeup, and you'll see something similar. Maybe it's gotten better over the years, but back when I had any intersection with theater ("I knew people in it who bitched about it" college level), it was a common complaint. Thick, held in sweat and oils, and basically the more time you spent in it the more it ravaged your skin. |
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Ratman_tf
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I thought everything in porn was real! |
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Merusk
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I love some of the comments white knighting them.. "This is what ALL women look like without makeup! It's just your sad distorted reality!"
No. Those women have some terrible, terrible skin. Particularly since the average star's age is only somewhere around 23. My wife is 12 years older than that and takes a better picture w/o makeup.
Stage makeup is absolute shit for the skin. Take a look at the average TV or movie star without makeup, and you'll see something similar. Maybe it's gotten better over the years, but back when I had any intersection with theater ("I knew people in it who bitched about it" college level), it was a common complaint. Thick, held in sweat and oils, and basically the more time you spent in it the more it ravaged your skin. Interesting, I didn't know that. Makes sense when you spell it out like that, though as different as celebs without makeup look I don't recall ever seeing skin as blotchy on them (acne, yes.). |
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Yegolev
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There's also the meth. Stage makeup and meth.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Morat20
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Interesting, I didn't know that. Makes sense when you spell it out like that, though as different as celebs without makeup look I don't recall ever seeing skin as blotchy on them (acne, yes.).
The acne is definitely stage makeup. Blotchy? Probably, but that seems like the sort of thing modern medicine can correct a bit better -- if expensively. Porn stars don't make enough for spa treatments, I would imagine. :) |
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Signe
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Maybe they took the before picture after they scrubbed off all the make up?
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Maybe they took the before picture after they scrubbed off all the make up?
Scrubbed it off with what, a steel brush? |
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Miasma
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I have to assume they show up on the "film" location without any makeup so that the professional make up person can do their thing. She should probably be listed higher up in the credits than the director by the looks of things.
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schild
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Maybe they took the before picture after they scrubbed off all the make up?
Scrubbed it off with what, a steel brush? Precisely what I was thinking. Also, the definition of "porn star" is getting pretty loose. I know the internet is fucking shit up in that industry but I'm not sure being a camwhore qualifies you to be a pornstar. Nor does being a Brazzers callgirl. That was a list of "girls that do porn in Miami" as far as I could tell, not pornstars. I am not saying Sasha Grey would have better skin than any of them but that's the sort of level pornstar I was expecting when I clicked the link. |
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schild
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Also, that makeup artist works harder than prosthetic people in the movie industry because some of those women look like Gollum without makeup.
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Teleku
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Maybe they took the before picture after they scrubbed off all the make up?
Scrubbed it off with what, a steel brush? Precisely what I was thinking. Also, the definition of "porn star" is getting pretty loose. I know the internet is fucking shit up in that industry but I'm not sure being a camwhore qualifies you to be a pornstar. Nor does being a Brazzers callgirl. That was a list of "girls that do porn in Miami" as far as I could tell, not pornstars. I am not saying Sasha Grey would have better skin than any of them but that's the sort of level pornstar I was expecting when I clicked the link. Yeah, pretty much. I think I've only ever heard of one of them, so I think that list is a bit biased in that they went out of their way to find people who looked bad. Would be interesting to see how all the current actual 'stars' looked. Also, Brazzers is California and actually ok, not the third world porn ghetto that is Miami. |
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« Last Edit: March 16, 2013, 11:31:24 AM by Teleku »
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Signe
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Geez. You guys think up things that I don't even have names for.
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schild
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Maybe they took the before picture after they scrubbed off all the make up?
Scrubbed it off with what, a steel brush? Precisely what I was thinking. Also, the definition of "porn star" is getting pretty loose. I know the internet is fucking shit up in that industry but I'm not sure being a camwhore qualifies you to be a pornstar. Nor does being a Brazzers callgirl. That was a list of "girls that do porn in Miami" as far as I could tell, not pornstars. I am not saying Sasha Grey would have better skin than any of them but that's the sort of level pornstar I was expecting when I clicked the link. Yeah, pretty much. I think I've only ever heard of one of them, so I think that list is a bit biased in that they went out of their way to find people who looked bad. Would be interesting to see how all the current actual 'stars' looked. Also, Brazzers is California and actually ok, not the third world porn ghetto that is Miami. I do believe I just confused Brazzers and Bang Bros. Which trade their "pornstars" like baseball cards in the 80s. |
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