F13's Salute to T & A (Assume NSFW)

[Signe]

She has weird lines on her butt.  Here's Candice and her bong:

[TheWalrus]

Is it weird that I think you have better taste in women than most guys?

[Lantyssa]

I'm not going to complain.  Keep 'em coming, Signe!

[PS - I'd like to bong Candice! ]

[Merusk]

I, too, am more than willing to let Signe explore this side of herself in this thread.

For her own personal growth, of course.

[Samwise]

[tgr]

Duh.

[Signe]

Thanks!  I'm make a really good guy, wouldn't I?   

And, no, I wouldn't have sex with that woman without paying.  Or even at all.  I do, however, pay for my music.  Mostly sometimes.

[Ironwood]

Ahhhh, Christmas Tree woman.  That takes me back.  Good old Christmas Tree woman.

SHE'S HOT AS FUCK.

[Miasma]

She has weird lines on her butt.  Here's Candice and her bong:

I see no weird lines.

[Signe]

Maybe they were on my eyes.  The lines, not the butt.  Anyway, since it's butt day, I'll post this butt pic of terrible quality but I really shouldn't.  Shh. 



PS  The pic is terrible quality, not the butt.  I can't stop saying butt.

[Miasma]

I don't store these or anything but a google image search found the original colour version.




And, uh, this (a small minority of the pics are nsfw) tumblr.  Which I also found interesting in a purely artistic way.

[Xuri]

Maybe they were on my eyes.

I can verify their existence, and that they were not on your eyes. The lines, not the butt.

[TheWalrus]

Miasma, I find those pictures to be completely artistic and possessing quite a lot of cultural value.

[tgr]

[NiX]

I'm scared.

[Merusk]

That's the 3rd woman I've seen like that in my life.  It always weirds me out.

[Signe]

I think she might be a pink ninja.  Or some kind of daffodil.

[Paelos]

Solid birthing hips.

[Nebu]

Someone tell me that's fake or photoshopped.  I'm not going to be able to sleep at night until I know.

[Engels]

To me what causes the cognitive disjunction is that the top half looks normal, and the bottom half, by itself, doesn't look that odd, but the two together don't fit.

[Furiously]

She looks like 40% of second life.

[Merusk]

Someone tell me that's fake or photoshopped.  I'm not going to be able to sleep at night until I know.

That photo might be, but when I say 3rd person, the other two were real-life acquaintances.  One was an interior designer a year behind me, the other was a drafter at my previous job.  Both had the whole "skinny on top, 300# woman on bottom" thing going.  Fucking weird.

[MahrinSkel]

It's called "Steatopygia", it's most common among women with ancestry from southern Africa, but shows up somewhat randomly as a recessive trait or mutation all over the world.

--Dave

[Evildrider]

Although we can't see the other side I bet she's got back.

[Merusk]

It's called "Steatopygia", it's most common among women with ancestry from southern Africa, but shows up somewhat randomly as a recessive trait or mutation all over the world.

Hm, I thought it might be Lipedema, which is all I found on Google, myself.

[Evildrider]

[MahrinSkel]

It's called "Steatopygia", it's most common among women with ancestry from southern Africa, but shows up somewhat randomly as a recessive trait or mutation all over the world.

Hm, I thought it might be Lipedema, which is all I found on Google, myself.

Lipedema generally affects the legs uniformly from the top of the thighs to the ankles, where steatopygia gives the particular pattern you see in that pic, the appearance of exagerated hips but normal calves.

--Dave

[Paelos]

Who is the striptease chick? Nice eyes.

[Arinon]

Looks like Olivia Wilde.

[Trippy]

From the movie Butter.

[Yegolev]

Although we can't see the other side I bet she's got back.

Cosmostygia.

[Lantyssa]

Looks like Olivia Wilde.

Confirmed the second I saw her.  Dear gods.

[01101010]

Dear gods.

 

[Viin]

I think I like her hair longer.

[Evildrider]

Porn stars without makeup.