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Reply #3640 on: December 08, 2012, 10:59:56 PM

Linky no worky.
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Reply #3641 on: December 09, 2012, 04:32:25 PM


Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Reply #3642 on: December 09, 2012, 04:52:00 PM

Not sure if this was ever posted here.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o
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Reply #3643 on: December 09, 2012, 05:07:16 PM


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Reply #3644 on: December 10, 2012, 01:35:52 AM

Not sure if this was ever posted here.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o


Actually, it was, by either Iain or Mark.  It was kinda awesome then and brought this lassie to my attention.


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Reply #3645 on: December 10, 2012, 04:01:37 AM



Same photographer as the first picture.

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Reply #3646 on: December 10, 2012, 04:48:34 AM

Metal Nipples.

People, stop piercing things just because.  It's fuck stupid.

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Reply #3647 on: December 10, 2012, 05:09:09 AM

My pierced bellybutton disagrees.

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Reply #3648 on: December 10, 2012, 05:30:26 AM

A lot of people claim their nipples get extra sensitive when pierced, its not done 'just because'.  Similar reason to why some girls got excited when they noticed I had a pierced tongue, they knew why.
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Reply #3649 on: December 10, 2012, 05:34:10 AM

 Pierced tongues are absolutely disgusting.  In addition to not healing, they are pretty awesome when they get infected and put folks in the hospital.  We had to trach someone once when I was in residency who had an infected tongue piercing.  Ugly, ugly stuff.
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Reply #3650 on: December 10, 2012, 08:42:44 AM

My pierced bellybutton disagrees.

I just get cringe-y thinking about doing the nasty and ripping the ring out of the girl's tummy. I'm ok with a bit of menses on my dangle, but the whole "chest covered in belly button blood" isn't my thing.

Same thing goes for nipple piercings, except for the added factor that I'm not attracted to frankenboobs.

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Reply #3651 on: December 10, 2012, 08:56:18 AM

A lot of people claim their nipples get extra sensitive when pierced, its not done 'just because'.  Similar reason to why some girls got excited when they noticed I had a pierced tongue, they knew why.

A lot of people like to get strangled by leather straps while sticking the dick in the wrong end.  Doesn't mean it's a good idea.

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Reply #3652 on: December 10, 2012, 09:12:21 AM


Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Reply #3653 on: December 10, 2012, 12:17:56 PM

I need coffee.


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Reply #3654 on: December 13, 2012, 05:17:27 PM

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Reply #3655 on: December 13, 2012, 07:52:21 PM




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Reply #3656 on: December 13, 2012, 10:18:01 PM

I'm totally eating pancakes with nun-chucks from now on.

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Reply #3657 on: December 14, 2012, 10:25:58 AM

That dude's fantasies of Ms. Jenneke need a total priority adjustment....

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Reply #3658 on: December 14, 2012, 02:17:51 PM

I'll marry her, and we'll have a lot of babies ("Intimissimi" as you can probably SUSPECT by watching this ad, is an italian lingerie company. Model name is Tanya Mityushina)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKj7NXyHXwc

Or maybe I'll marry Irina Shayk, still undecided:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q49FJPc3E4Q

And finally Adriana Lima for Victoria's Secret:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=H3GRV0NUK-k
« Last Edit: December 14, 2012, 02:26:21 PM by Lucas »

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Reply #3659 on: December 15, 2012, 12:08:38 AM

Come back to bed.


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Reply #3660 on: December 15, 2012, 02:08:41 AM

Yes.
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Reply #3661 on: December 16, 2012, 06:26:27 PM

Her nostril and nose are weird.

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Reply #3662 on: December 17, 2012, 10:29:08 AM

Her nostril and nose are weird.

Damn it, now I can't unsee a giant uninostril. Instead of a nose I can't help but see one of those things the Snorks had on top their heads.

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Reply #3663 on: December 17, 2012, 11:04:03 AM

Nah.  You're all mad.

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Reply #3664 on: December 17, 2012, 11:13:06 AM

She's got a big nose, I'll give you that, but the rest of her more than makes up for it.  Certainly better than I've ever done.

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Reply #3665 on: December 17, 2012, 11:22:56 AM

I'd fuck ten snorks if they had that body.

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Reply #3666 on: December 18, 2012, 12:10:33 PM

I'd fuck her nostril if she asked me. Or at least give it the ole college try!

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Reply #3667 on: December 18, 2012, 01:18:23 PM

insert obligatory "that small, eh?" comment here. why so serious?

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Reply #3668 on: December 18, 2012, 07:53:49 PM

I'd fuck ten snorks if they had that body.

All at once?

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #3669 on: December 18, 2012, 08:07:25 PM


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Reply #3670 on: December 19, 2012, 12:21:22 AM

I figured it's a good time to post this again.   awesome, for real
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Reply #3671 on: December 19, 2012, 01:13:43 AM

I think I may have mentioned that I really want to have sex with Allison Brie.

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Reply #3672 on: December 19, 2012, 02:03:22 AM

I'd fuck ten snorks if they had that body.

Can I sig that, good Sir?

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Reply #3673 on: December 19, 2012, 02:58:02 AM

I figured it's a good time to post this again.   awesome, for real

I clearly missed that the first time.  Holy shit.

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Reply #3674 on: December 19, 2012, 07:08:57 AM

Have at.

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