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Abagadro
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Reply #3710 on: December 28, 2012, 10:36:23 AM


"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

-H.L. Mencken
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Reply #3711 on: December 28, 2012, 11:01:37 AM

That's photoshopped.   Ohhhhh, I see.
The technical term is Xray'd.

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Reply #3712 on: December 28, 2012, 03:08:49 PM





















"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants.  He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Reply #3713 on: December 28, 2012, 03:32:23 PM

More silicone in that post than in a Home Depot.
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Reply #3714 on: December 28, 2012, 03:42:44 PM

Head scratch

Thought I had a pretty good range across the two types in that post.

Also: *insert pointy knee comment here*

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Reply #3715 on: December 28, 2012, 09:35:03 PM

Speaking of Home Depot... what's a good tool to get rid of extra Spackle on my ceiling.  I'm asking for a friend.  Really.

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Reply #3716 on: December 29, 2012, 01:44:08 AM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/26/perfect-woman-1912_n_2365529.html

(not a picture but somewhat related to the topic)  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #3717 on: December 29, 2012, 05:21:43 AM

Hopefully I can save the thread.


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Reply #3718 on: December 29, 2012, 09:13:08 PM

I would watch that movie.


No you would not. You would make a post about how it....nvm.

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Reply #3719 on: December 30, 2012, 04:17:12 AM

Not sure I understand you;  Possibly I'll get it the second time round.

 why so serious?

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Reply #3720 on: December 31, 2012, 05:17:49 AM


Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Reply #3721 on: December 31, 2012, 07:43:11 AM

I'm sure that one made Ironwood feel much better. 

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Reply #3722 on: January 01, 2013, 07:43:07 PM

That Captain America costume looks better than the one actually in the movie.

vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Reply #3723 on: January 05, 2013, 07:34:20 AM


My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Reply #3724 on: January 05, 2013, 08:52:51 AM

Omg... a real woman.  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #3725 on: January 05, 2013, 10:28:39 AM

Are ridiculously attractive, lean women any less real?   Head scratch

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Reply #3726 on: January 05, 2013, 10:31:55 AM

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

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Reply #3727 on: January 05, 2013, 01:20:28 PM

Are ridiculously attractive, lean women any less real?   Head scratch

Yep.

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Reply #3728 on: January 05, 2013, 01:41:16 PM

That chick is just plain fat.

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Reply #3729 on: January 05, 2013, 04:35:23 PM

Yeah, I'm all for not having unhealthy stereotypes of women, but being overweight is just as unhealthy.
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Reply #3730 on: January 05, 2013, 04:39:17 PM

Oh dear.  Let's not do this here, eh ?

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Reply #3731 on: January 05, 2013, 05:16:03 PM



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Reply #3732 on: January 05, 2013, 06:57:37 PM

Omg... a real woman.  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

It's still been touched up.
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Reply #3733 on: January 06, 2013, 10:57:42 AM


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Reply #3734 on: January 06, 2013, 11:14:18 AM

That chick is just plain fat.

Welcome to the over-40 dating pool. 

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Reply #3735 on: January 07, 2013, 05:32:20 AM


You watch all that pain just to have the prize censored, the Japanese really are the masters of torture.
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Reply #3736 on: January 09, 2013, 08:07:06 PM


"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants.  He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Reply #3737 on: January 09, 2013, 08:10:56 PM

It would really help if she was concentrating on the balls and her positioning of the stick.
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Reply #3738 on: January 09, 2013, 08:43:19 PM

But she's making eye contact and that's good.

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Reply #3739 on: January 09, 2013, 08:46:27 PM

Look at that grip. awesome, for real

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Reply #3740 on: January 09, 2013, 10:45:16 PM

It would really help if she was concentrating on the balls and her positioning of the stick.

That sentence works on so many levels.

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Reply #3741 on: January 10, 2013, 04:55:20 AM

Bleh. The huge rock on the finger makes me not care at all.

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Reply #3742 on: January 10, 2013, 01:55:58 PM

Really?  You judge all the girls in this thread based on the assumption you actually have a chance of ever meeting any of them IRL?  



 awesome, for real

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Reply #3743 on: January 10, 2013, 01:56:48 PM

I think he's basing it on the assumption he would meet the husband.

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Reply #3744 on: January 10, 2013, 02:29:54 PM

Based on it being the first thing I notice about any female, any where. I have become so old that this is now my apex criterion. And now I will go find a closet to drink my Mezcal.

Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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