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Topic: So. Katy Perry. She's hot. (Read 446992 times)
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Engels
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Hah hah, anyone notice that she has to wear a transparent plastic sheath to avoid spillage? She borders on the too big for me.
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rattran
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That's the style of dress. It gives the appearence of nearly strapless that way, but still gives support and a place to anchor the crystals. I used to date a girl who designed wedding dresses that way.
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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And Im pretty sure its the same material they make pantyhose out of, not plastic.
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Slayerik
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Jesus, stfu about the fabrics and enjoy. :)
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Yegolev
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That's the style of dress. It gives the appearence of nearly strapless that way, but still gives support and a place to anchor the crystals. I used to date a girl who designed wedding dresses that way.
And Im pretty sure its the same material they make pantyhose out of, not plastic.
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Fraeg
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each to there own, as many opinions as there are people, different strokes for different folks, and all that...  I simply can't understand the fuss. Her big hit is a cover of a mediocre 90's song. And her looks are average at best. When this thread started I took the time to youtube several of her videos, live performance, and I still feel the same way. I don't get it... but hey if pale and gangly is your thing, by all means knock yourselves out. Me, I am standing by Shakira :) |
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I Also Fingered a Girl in a Kiddie Pool of Wesson Oil
Katy Perry
In another collection of songs written for her by the editors of MAXIM Magazine, Katy Perry tries to stretch five minutes of titillation into a careers-worth of relevancy. , under Albums. |
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Paelos
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Looks like that chimp is about to get to second base.
This chimp approves. |
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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That's the style of dress. It gives the appearence of nearly strapless that way, but still gives support and a place to anchor the crystals. I used to date a girl who designed wedding dresses that way.
And Im pretty sure its the same material they make pantyhose out of, not plastic.
I was responding to..... Hah hah, anyone notice that she has to wear a transparent plastic sheath to avoid spillage? She borders on the too big for me.
so back at you. |
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Abagadro
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Pantyhose are made from nylon. Nylon is a plastic.
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Yegolev
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Ookii
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Everytime I enter this thread I expect to find a new picture of Katy. I'm sadly disappointed at this banter.
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ahoythematey
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Like Ookii before me, I'm pretty fucking disappointed.  Shitty quality, but it's the best I can do for now. I expect results for my continued lurking of this thread. |
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Mrbloodworth
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each to there own, as many opinions as there are people, different strokes for different folks, and all that... I simply can't understand the fuss. Her big hit is a cover of a mediocre 90's song. And her looks are average at best. When this thread started I took the time to youtube several of her videos, live performance, and I still feel the same way. I don't get it... but hey if pale and gangly is your thing, by all means knock yourselves out. Me, I am standing by Shakira :) It was the first image in this thread, those doe like eyes, mountainous globes, and holding of pizza sent nerd hormone waves through the roof. Had she also had ( all) 3 consoles and a PC with Diablo on it behind her...I'm not sure how many of would have survived the cascading explosions.. |
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Like Ookii before me, I'm pretty fucking disappointed. Shitty quality, but it's the best I can do for now. I expect results for my continued lurking of this thread. I for one am ok with the quality. I wish had something to contribute that was equally 'shitty'. :P |
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Oban
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Ok, so not bad looking here. Almost like Zooey Deschanel...   |
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So, in light of recent events, when I look at the chimp picture all I can think is "He's going to eat your face! Run!"
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Cyrrex
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I think the thing about her (beside her eyes, which are mesmerizing) is that she cleans up shockingly well. Those last two pics are  |
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Ironwood
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Excellent. The 'arty' sussie shots. Her 15 mins must be almost up.
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Cyrrex
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Hopefully not before the Playboy spread.
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schild
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Excellent. The 'arty' sussie shots. Her 15 mins must be almost up. It's Esquire. |
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Ookii
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Nicely done, sir.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Needs scissors.
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Lantyssa
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It's... mesmerizing. Wish I could pull off a shirt like that. (That's totally going to be construed the wrong way [and I recognized it before posting for once] so this is my disclaimer.) The way all the lines work is fascinating. (Yes, it has other nice qualities, too.  ) |
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Wish I could pull off a shirt like that.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I think the thing about her (beside her eyes, which are mesmerizing) is that she cleans 'Shops up shockingly well. Those last two pics are fify |
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Hindenburg
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Oh envy.
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Cyrrex
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I realize those photos have been touched up, but that isn't what I'm talking about. Some people just have the right raw materials to begin with, is all.
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Endie
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I realize those photos have been touched up, but that isn't what I'm talking about. Some people just have the right raw materials to begin with, is all.
Um, you can't throw a storecard into Miss Selfridge without risking hitting half a dozen girls who look like that. She's just an ordinary, pretty-ish girl who wouldn't particularly stand out in a club (unless she wore that t-shirt). I'm not being deliberately contrarian here: she's just a normal-looking girl. vOv |
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schild
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I'm not being deliberately contrarian here: she's just a normal-looking girl. vOv Complete and utter bullshit. I've met a total of two-women in my life with eyes like hers, TWO, if you discount girls I haven't met, namely Zooey Deschanel. So that's a total of 3. |
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Endie
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Maybe your sample is unrepresentative? What is it about her eyes that you feel marks her out as almost unique? This is not a troll, by the way, I'm just intrigued as to what you see as so special about her when I see her as just a pretty girl.
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Hindenburg
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Didn't you two already have a variant of that discussion?
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Nebu
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I'm not being deliberately contrarian here: she's just a normal-looking girl. vOv
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Ookii
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She's an ordinary girl with an extraordinary body.
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