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Reply #315 on: February 12, 2009, 07:12:12 AM

Hah hah, anyone notice that she has to wear a transparent plastic sheath to avoid spillage? She borders on the too big for me.

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Reply #316 on: February 12, 2009, 07:39:53 AM

That's the style of dress. It gives the appearence of nearly strapless that way, but still gives support and a place to anchor the crystals. I used to date a girl who designed wedding dresses that way.
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Reply #317 on: February 12, 2009, 08:49:43 AM

And Im pretty sure its the same material they make pantyhose out of, not plastic.


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Reply #318 on: February 12, 2009, 11:36:06 AM

Jesus, stfu about the fabrics and enjoy. :)

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Reply #319 on: February 12, 2009, 01:19:43 PM

That's the style of dress. It gives the appearence of nearly strapless that way, but still gives support and a place to anchor the crystals. I used to date a girl who designed wedding dresses that way.
And Im pretty sure its the same material they make pantyhose out of, not plastic.

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Reply #320 on: February 12, 2009, 01:30:50 PM

each to there own, as many opinions as there are people, different strokes for different folks, and all that...  Thumbs up!

I simply can't understand the fuss.  Her big hit is a cover of a mediocre 90's song.  And her looks are average at best.  When this thread started I took the time to youtube several of her videos, live performance, and I still feel the same way.  I don't get it... but hey if pale and gangly is your thing, by all means knock yourselves out.  Me, I am standing by Shakira :)

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Reply #321 on: February 12, 2009, 01:42:56 PM

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In another collection of songs written for her by the editors of MAXIM Magazine, Katy Perry tries to stretch five minutes of titillation into a careers-worth of relevancy.

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Reply #322 on: February 12, 2009, 04:20:50 PM

Looks like that chimp is about to get to second base.

This chimp approves.

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Reply #323 on: February 14, 2009, 02:26:29 PM

That's the style of dress. It gives the appearence of nearly strapless that way, but still gives support and a place to anchor the crystals. I used to date a girl who designed wedding dresses that way.
And Im pretty sure its the same material they make pantyhose out of, not plastic.

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Hah hah, anyone notice that she has to wear a transparent plastic sheath to avoid spillage? She borders on the too big for me.

so  swamp poop back at you.

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Reply #324 on: February 14, 2009, 07:53:41 PM

Pantyhose are made from nylon. Nylon is a plastic.

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Reply #325 on: February 16, 2009, 07:33:19 PM

Two swamp poop don't make a DRILLING AND MANLINESS.

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Reply #326 on: February 16, 2009, 09:59:02 PM

Everytime I enter this thread I expect to find a new picture of Katy.  I'm sadly disappointed at this banter.

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Reply #327 on: February 17, 2009, 03:54:24 AM

Like Ookii before me, I'm pretty fucking disappointed.



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Reply #328 on: February 17, 2009, 06:16:12 AM

each to there own, as many opinions as there are people, different strokes for different folks, and all that...  Thumbs up!

I simply can't understand the fuss.  Her big hit is a cover of a mediocre 90's song.  And her looks are average at best.  When this thread started I took the time to youtube several of her videos, live performance, and I still feel the same way.  I don't get it... but hey if pale and gangly is your thing, by all means knock yourselves out.  Me, I am standing by Shakira :)

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Reply #329 on: February 17, 2009, 09:24:00 AM

Like Ookii before me, I'm pretty fucking disappointed.



Shitty quality, but it's the best I can do for now.  I expect results for my continued lurking of this thread.

I for one am ok with the quality. I wish had something to contribute that was equally 'shitty'. :P

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Reply #330 on: March 12, 2009, 03:28:59 AM

Ok, so not bad looking here.  Almost like Zooey Deschanel...





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Reply #331 on: March 12, 2009, 06:20:04 AM

So, in light of recent events, when I look at the chimp picture all I can think is "He's going to eat your face! Run!"

Sorry, I've got nothing else to contribute.

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Reply #332 on: March 12, 2009, 06:51:13 AM

I think the thing about her (beside her eyes, which are mesmerizing) is that she cleans up shockingly well.  Those last two pics are  Heart

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Reply #333 on: March 12, 2009, 07:10:25 AM

Excellent.  The 'arty' sussie shots.  Her 15 mins must be almost up.


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Reply #334 on: March 12, 2009, 07:15:01 AM

Hopefully not before the Playboy spread.

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Reply #335 on: March 12, 2009, 09:24:56 AM

Excellent.  The 'arty' sussie shots.  Her 15 mins must be almost up.

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Reply #336 on: March 13, 2009, 09:59:29 PM


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Reply #337 on: March 14, 2009, 07:58:32 AM

Nicely done, sir.

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Reply #338 on: March 14, 2009, 08:34:12 AM

Needs scissors.

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Reply #339 on: March 14, 2009, 11:46:33 AM

It's... mesmerizing.

Wish I could pull off a shirt like that.  (That's totally going to be construed the wrong way [and I recognized it before posting for once] so this is my disclaimer.)  The way all the lines work is fascinating.  (Yes, it has other nice qualities, too. tongue)

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Reply #340 on: March 14, 2009, 02:48:00 PM

Wish I could pull off a shirt like that. 

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Reply #341 on: March 20, 2009, 01:11:45 PM

I think the thing about her (beside her eyes, which are mesmerizing) is that she cleans 'Shops up shockingly well.  Those last two pics are  Heart

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Reply #342 on: March 20, 2009, 02:06:24 PM

Oh envy.

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Reply #343 on: March 20, 2009, 02:14:26 PM

I realize those photos have been touched up, but that isn't what I'm talking about.  Some people just have the right raw materials to begin with, is all.

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Reply #344 on: March 20, 2009, 04:47:22 PM

I realize those photos have been touched up, but that isn't what I'm talking about.  Some people just have the right raw materials to begin with, is all.

Um, you can't throw a storecard into Miss Selfridge without risking hitting half a dozen girls who look like that.  She's just an ordinary, pretty-ish girl who wouldn't particularly stand out in a club (unless she wore that t-shirt).

I'm not being deliberately contrarian here: she's just a normal-looking girl. vOv

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Reply #345 on: March 20, 2009, 05:07:29 PM

I'm not being deliberately contrarian here: she's just a normal-looking girl. vOv

Complete and utter bullshit. I've met a total of two-women in my life with eyes like hers, TWO, if you discount girls I haven't met, namely Zooey Deschanel. So that's a total of 3.
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Reply #346 on: March 20, 2009, 06:48:12 PM

Maybe your sample is unrepresentative? What is it about her eyes that you feel marks her out as almost unique? This is not a troll, by the way, I'm just intrigued as to what you see as so special about her when I see her as just a pretty girl.

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Reply #347 on: March 20, 2009, 06:50:39 PM

Didn't you two already have a variant of that discussion?

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Reply #348 on: March 20, 2009, 07:47:51 PM

I'm not being deliberately contrarian here: she's just a normal-looking girl. vOv

If Katy is "normal looking" to you, I want to live where you live. 

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Reply #349 on: March 20, 2009, 09:41:58 PM

She's an ordinary girl with an extraordinary body.

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