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Reply #245 on: November 10, 2008, 02:56:59 PM

Here is something to go all freudian about:


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Reply #246 on: November 10, 2008, 06:06:15 PM

I'M SO CONFUSED!  swamp poop

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Reply #247 on: November 11, 2008, 04:37:37 AM

Safe for Schild, not safe for work:



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Reply #248 on: November 11, 2008, 01:01:27 PM

hi thar
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Reply #249 on: January 05, 2009, 11:48:45 PM

Speaking of Freddie Mercury wannabes, is there any band that sounds exactly like Death on Two Legs all the time? Because if they did, they'd be the most awesome band in the world (awesome in the sense that even Sky would approve of the word awesome there). Queen could be badass, but sometimes Freddie indulged too much in lame ragtime piano shit (like Paul McCartney) or played around with Disco more than I care for.
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Reply #250 on: January 06, 2009, 04:29:29 AM

Seriously failing to see The Big Deal.

Vaguely pretty young woman with big boobs.

You don't get tons of them on the street or nuffin'.

Do you chaps live in an Amish community or something ?  And, if so, Kudos on the Postcount.  A really achievement.

Indeed.

That said, page me when her career flags, the reality TV show struggles, and the home made porn starts to appear.

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Reply #251 on: January 15, 2009, 05:11:07 AM

I'm not sure I see it. It's like she has some perfect combination of a toddler's face, giant tits, and old-timey charm that just really sets off this evolutionary switch inside of you guys.
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Reply #252 on: January 15, 2009, 05:27:58 AM

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Reply #253 on: January 15, 2009, 02:41:00 PM

I still think its her eyes.  Though the other bits are nice, too.

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Reply #254 on: January 15, 2009, 02:46:13 PM

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I still think its her eyes. 

For me, it is. It's definitely not her fashion sense, that's for sure.
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Reply #255 on: January 15, 2009, 03:07:35 PM

She has a retro look, a retro figure, and a very immature sex appeal. 

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Reply #256 on: January 15, 2009, 03:09:34 PM

You've hit all 3 dead on there, Nebu.   I think it's the immature sex appeal that turns me off, because she's pretty attractive otherwise.

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Reply #257 on: January 15, 2009, 03:10:59 PM

She has a retro look, a retro figure, and a very immature sex appeal. 

And the eyes.
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Reply #258 on: January 15, 2009, 04:28:08 PM

Thanks for necroing this thread without pictures.  Jerks.

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Reply #259 on: January 15, 2009, 04:56:55 PM

Thanks for necroing this thread without pictures.  Jerks.
Do they make pictures which can act as a mirror?  You don't need to be looking at women when you've a whisper-thin mustache to preen.

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Reply #260 on: January 16, 2009, 06:42:45 AM

I keep threatening my fiancee, saying I'll trim my mustache down to a John Waters pencil.
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Reply #261 on: January 16, 2009, 10:21:32 AM

I keep threatening my fiancee, saying I'll trim my mustache down to a John Waters pencil.

Whenever I have a full beard and finally decide that it's time to shave I first configure my facial hair to resemble Chester A. Arthur.  I'll keep it like that for a few hours in the safety of my home.  Some day I'll finally get up the courage to go out in public like that.

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Reply #262 on: January 16, 2009, 10:26:38 AM

I keep threatening my fiancee, saying I'll trim my mustache down to a John Waters pencil.

Whenever I have a full beard and finally decide that it's time to shave I first configure my facial hair to resemble Chester A. Arthur.  I'll keep it like that for a few hours in the safety of my home.  Some day I'll finally get up the courage to go out in public like that.



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Reply #263 on: January 16, 2009, 11:07:17 AM

I've gone with the Lemmy look for a while before.   It did not, however, confer any of his awesomeness.

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Reply #264 on: January 16, 2009, 11:16:52 AM

I've gone with the Lemmy look for a while before.   It did not, however, confer any of his awesomeness.

You lack the moles to pull it off, I'm thinking.

And do you even have a torn up jean vest?  Fucking amateurs.   rolleyes
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Reply #265 on: January 16, 2009, 11:27:04 AM

I do not think you are jowly enough for the Arthur, but I'm not some sort of hair genius.

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Reply #266 on: January 16, 2009, 11:38:33 AM

Being a lazy ass that works at home, I often let my facial hair grow for a few weeks until it becomes uncomfortable and then shave it off. I do the same sort of thing to amuse myself. I do have hair as long as a younger Lemmy (natural colour, not dyed black). Even if I had my torn up jean vest and biker jacket that's still at my parents' house, I couldn't pull off his level of awesome cool though. And my bass is an Ibanez, not a Rick.

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Reply #267 on: January 16, 2009, 12:10:25 PM

Seriously.  Fuck you people and your not posting pics in a picture thread.  Suck on my pencil-thin mustache.

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Reply #268 on: January 16, 2009, 12:12:57 PM

She's so beautiful.


She could be a waitress.
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Reply #269 on: January 16, 2009, 12:18:06 PM

But she'd probably have to keep her normal job.

Scratch that. I'd rather listen to nails on a chalk-board.

She should be an airline hostess in the 60s instead.

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Reply #270 on: January 17, 2009, 12:10:20 AM

She's so beautiful.


She could be a waitress.

Or a part-time model.

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Reply #271 on: January 17, 2009, 12:14:48 AM

That's enough of that, tards.
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Reply #272 on: January 17, 2009, 12:17:52 AM

Wooosh!

I'd definitely have some business time with her. I'd leave my socks on though.

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Reply #273 on: January 17, 2009, 12:19:35 AM

Nothing went over my head, I'm not denning it no matter how you slice it though, lyrics or no lyrics. Suckit.
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Reply #274 on: January 17, 2009, 12:25:33 AM

She'd be sexier with a kebab.

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Reply #275 on: January 17, 2009, 02:58:15 AM

Boom.
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Reply #276 on: January 17, 2009, 01:49:49 PM

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Reply #277 on: January 17, 2009, 06:29:59 PM

Just to add my smug opinion, I don't think she's all that hot. Never really went for her type of brunette (other names being mentioned here -- like Zooey Deschanel.. never went for them either). Hot brunettes are in the Italian variety/sometimes Asian. Otherwise, give me blondes with brown eyes. smiley


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Reply #278 on: January 17, 2009, 07:00:06 PM


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Reply #279 on: January 17, 2009, 07:13:25 PM

Hey, I'd adopt that cutie.

But not over her:




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