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Reply #210 on: May 21, 2008, 10:25:28 AM

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Reply #211 on: May 21, 2008, 11:15:29 AM

Please God, let that be some airsoft fatty.
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Reply #212 on: May 21, 2008, 11:16:33 AM

No worries, he has fat protecting his bulletproof vest.
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Reply #213 on: May 21, 2008, 01:31:51 PM

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Reply #214 on: May 21, 2008, 01:38:10 PM

I prefer this one.


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Reply #215 on: May 21, 2008, 03:02:50 PM

Damn, now I have to know what country the fat Airsoft nerd is actually from...

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Reply #216 on: May 21, 2008, 04:47:22 PM

Damn, now I have to know what country the fat Airsoft nerd is actually from...

Germany, obviously.

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Reply #217 on: May 21, 2008, 09:09:14 PM


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Reply #218 on: May 21, 2008, 10:10:57 PM

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Reply #219 on: May 22, 2008, 04:31:28 AM

Three different people with three different uniforms.  Looks like some kind of multinational training exercise.

The guy doing the firemans carry and hauling the machine gun looks like UK para (camo style, regimental patch and wing style and that they are on the arm).  No idea on the rest, though the guy being carried looks like he might come from an armored unit (the vest and ze goggles).

Edit: The chubby guys helmet seems to scream US Mechanized but if he was he would have a unit insignia on his shoulder.
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Reply #220 on: May 22, 2008, 05:52:27 AM

Three different people with three different uniforms.  Looks like some kind of multinational training exercise.

The guy doing the firemans carry and hauling the machine gun looks like UK para (camo style, regimental patch and wing style and that they are on the arm).  No idea on the rest, though the guy being carried looks like he might come from an armored unit (the vest and ze goggles).

Edit: The chubby guys helmet seems to scream US Mechanized but if he was he would have a unit insignia on his shoulder.

They arent real soldiers, hence everyone above you repeatedly mentioning airsoft. Airsoft are plastic look-a-like guns which shoot plastic pellets.

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Reply #221 on: May 22, 2008, 06:11:46 AM

Three different people with three different uniforms.  Looks like some kind of multinational training exercise.

The guy doing the firemans carry and hauling the machine gun looks like UK para (camo style, regimental patch and wing style and that they are on the arm).  No idea on the rest, though the guy being carried looks like he might come from an armored unit (the vest and ze goggles).

Edit: The chubby guys helmet seems to scream US Mechanized but if he was he would have a unit insignia on his shoulder.

Yeah, definitely airsoft. However, I think you're right about the standing fellow wearing a UK getup - I recognize the helmet. The one being carried is going for the USMC woodland look, and the fatty is wearing modified BDU's. Lots of special operations cats wear them. All you do is move the breast pockets to the shoulders, the lower pockets up to the breast, add velcro and voila, you look like a coolguy(tm).
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Reply #222 on: May 22, 2008, 06:25:14 AM

Yeah, definitely airsoft. However, I think you're right about the standing fellow wearing a UK getup - I recognize the helmet. The one being carried is going for the USMC woodland look, and the fatty is wearing modified BDU's. Lots of special operations cats wear them. All you do is move the breast pockets to the shoulders, the lower pockets up to the breast, add velcro and voila, you look like a coolguy(tm).

Of course, BDUs aren't issued anymore .. I believe the new uniforms already have pockets on the arms. (see image here)


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Reply #223 on: May 22, 2008, 06:47:04 AM

You're right, BDU's aren't issued anymore. It's sad, though, because ACU's are nothing short of the most garbage uniform ever conceived. Ever. We're supposed to be switching to Multicam in 2010.

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Reply #224 on: May 22, 2008, 07:46:29 AM

To get this back on track, here's a corny one that I can't help but laugh at.

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Reply #225 on: May 22, 2008, 09:27:25 AM


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Reply #226 on: May 22, 2008, 03:42:18 PM

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Reply #227 on: May 22, 2008, 03:52:28 PM


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Reply #228 on: May 22, 2008, 07:53:03 PM

That check is fucking gold. GOLD.


So, math people...how much did he write the check for?

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Reply #229 on: May 22, 2008, 09:15:19 PM

That check is fucking gold. GOLD.
QFT.  First one that's made me burst out laughing.
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Reply #230 on: May 22, 2008, 10:05:22 PM

That check is fucking gold. GOLD.


So, math people...how much did he write the check for?

2 cents.

The infinite sum of 1/(2^n) = 1. e^(ipi) = -1.
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Reply #231 on: May 23, 2008, 02:46:19 AM

That check is fucking gold. GOLD.


So, math people...how much did he write the check for?

0.2 cents.

The infinite sum of 1/(2^n) = 1. e^(ipi) = -1.

FIFY

$0.002 = 0.2 cents

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Reply #232 on: May 23, 2008, 04:51:38 AM

disregard
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Reply #233 on: May 23, 2008, 08:12:08 AM

Yeah uh well I can do the maths but not the counting bit.
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Reply #234 on: May 23, 2008, 03:57:53 PM

How the fuck do you multiply  (imaginary number) times PI?

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Reply #235 on: May 23, 2008, 04:00:29 PM

You can do anything in math, bastard that it is.

When the teacher in Calculus 2 was trying to teach us how to calculate the surface area of an object that can't actually physically in this dimension was around the time I stopped trusting it (and conincidentally, around the time I started failing it...)

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Reply #236 on: May 23, 2008, 04:03:44 PM

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Reply #237 on: May 23, 2008, 04:16:42 PM

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No lie.


Reply #238 on: May 23, 2008, 04:46:54 PM

hahah, look at the old school gateway pull.
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Reply #239 on: May 26, 2008, 01:27:33 PM





Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Reply #240 on: May 26, 2008, 01:39:39 PM

Since my return, I have lost a LOT in this thread.

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Reply #241 on: May 26, 2008, 02:15:55 PM

« Last Edit: May 26, 2008, 02:18:41 PM by Teleku »

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Reply #242 on: May 26, 2008, 03:22:33 PM

I wonder if it's too dum to realize the other one is stuck, or smart enought to know it can't get away.
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Reply #243 on: May 27, 2008, 07:09:35 AM

I always think that one should say "Consensual seks - ur doin it rong".

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Reply #244 on: May 27, 2008, 07:49:12 AM

Dammit I ruse again that really got me bad.   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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