Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Charcoal. If I drop my bacon, it better shatter.
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Signe
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Muse.
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You crazy Canadians and your pretend bacon!  |
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Grand Design
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I had a bacon sandwich before bed last night.
The dreams. Holy shit.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I have no standards for bacon, besides being cooked over 140F. I'll wrap bendy bacon around crisp bacon and sprinkle crumbs of burnt bacon over the top.
I told my fiancee she needs to have supper with me every night. I cook normal stuff when she's around. When it's just me I cook stuff like a bacon-topped rib steak with pan sauce and pepper jack cheese. It's carnivore night!
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Nevermore
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I cook normal stuff when she's around. When it's just me I cook stuff like a bacon-topped rib steak with pan sauce and pepper jack cheese. It's carnivore night!
In what way is bacon-topped rib steak with pan sauce and pepper jack cheese not normal?  |
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Chimpy
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Why does the maple bar with bacon from Voodoo Doughnuts sound appitizing right now?
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Sky
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Ah, shit. That's what I forgot. The Vermont Grade B syrup "gravy".
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Teleku
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Why does the maple bar with bacon from Voodoo Doughnuts sound appitizing right now?
Because this thread reminds you that bacon makes everything better? If we elected a strip of bacon to be president this election, all our nations problems would be solved by the end of the first day. |
"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
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Nevermore
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Is Chuck Norris made out of bacon?
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Over and out.
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Grand Design
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No, bacon is made out of pure Chuck Norris.
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Why does the maple bar with bacon from Voodoo Doughnuts sound appitizing right now?
You say that like there is ever a time it doesn't sound appetizing. It is all I can do to keep my wife from hopping in the car and driving to Portland every weekend just to have one. |
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K9
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No, bacon is made out of pure Chuck Norris.
First Chunk Norris joke that ever made me laugh a little :) |
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Is Chunk Norris made out of bacon which is made out of Chuck Norris?
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Grand Design
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It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, sprinkled with bacon salt and forged in the backfat of a paradox.
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Chimpy
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Why does the maple bar with bacon from Voodoo Doughnuts sound appitizing right now?
You say that like there is ever a time it doesn't sound appetizing. It is all I can do to keep my wife from hopping in the car and driving to Portland every weekend just to have one. The actual sight of one was not appetizing to me when I was there. But the Crunch Berries donut....mmmmm. I think maybe bacon sprinkles would have gone well on it though. Mmmmmm bacon. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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True, they're ugly as sin but brother, are they good.
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Chimpy
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Heh....I printed out the linked page at the beginning yesterday to show our chefs. Our executive chef decided to make some miniature bacon cups with a southwestern egg souffle.
I did not get a chance to try them, but apparently they went over well with the "tasting department".
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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That's what people usually do with them (bake eggs in the cups).
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Grand Design
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miniature bacon cups
A good idea just got better. As long as they are mini, you could put more decadent fillings in. Miniature bacon cups stuffed with crab meat. |
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Nebu
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They would make a nice crust for little quiches.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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voodoolily
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Clam chowder shooters.
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Zetleft
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They better make their way into a iron chef cookoff... insta-win.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Bacon hats. Plz send checks.
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They better make their way into a iron chef cookoff... insta-win.
I dunno, I can see Morimoto filling them with squid eyes or something. Better to let that fat bastard Batali fill them with pancetta and guanciale or other cured meats. Never trust a skinny cook. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Grand Design
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If Batali made them, they would be prosciutto hammocks.
I kid, I love me some Mario.
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Signe
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Eh, we don't watch IC if Morimoto is on. He's a cool character, but the food is generally not to either of our liking. Batali, otoh...he's The Man. Oh, and:    |
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Chimpy
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OMG bacon suitcase!
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Paelos
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How about bacon cups filled with chopped shrimp and covered in cheese grits!
I'd totally be all over that.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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How about bacon cups filled with chopped shrimp and covered in cheese grits!
I'd totally be all over that.
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Paelos
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How about bacon cups filled with chopped shrimp and covered in cheese grits!
I'd totally be all over that.
You're a genius. Adopt me? Done! I'll think up crazy things, and you can create them! |
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rk47
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Bacon newspapers dammit. Think of it! Finished reading your paper? Eat it!
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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SnakeCharmer
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How about bacon cups filled with chopped shrimp and covered in cheese grits!
I'd totally be all over that.
Gouda cheese grits own your soul. |
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Signe
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