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Strazos
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Paelos
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rk47
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i demand a video of that dog's skydrop.
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Bungee
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i demand a video of that dog's skydrop.
I don't know there is one. The picture is taken from an Austrian Special Forces skydrop, that's why the man's face is blurred. I was shocked too that they do that stuff, but I guess the dogs are very well trained. |
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IainC
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If I had been the photo editor responsible for that shot I'd have blurred the dog's face too.
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rk47
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« Last Edit: April 28, 2011, 01:38:56 AM by rk47 »
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Merusk
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It is most definitely "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. YOU SON OF A BITCH."
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snowwy
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« Last Edit: April 28, 2011, 06:26:58 AM by snowwy »
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RhyssaFireheart
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I was going to say - my first thought when seeing the skydiving dog was "that's gotta be a military or special forces thing, especially with that type of muzzle". I wonder how you train or test a dog for calmness or stability when skydiving though. That's not a "let's see if he'll go after the ball" sort of thing, after all.
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Paelos
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I like the skydiving jack russell air running during freefall.
That and the goggles! They do nothing!
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climbjtree
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Those dogs are super well trained, as are the handlers. The bonds I've seen between the dogs/handlers are as strong, if not stronger, than between the actual dudes, and the dogs are as much a part of the team as anyone. We love those guys. Edit: Found a YouTube vid. SF Dogs |
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Korachia
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In the dog sky-diving video I found one called cat sky dive. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpNKMsqxJpA&feature=relatedIts not about cats, but humans so it might dissapoint in this crowd, but damn someday I need to try that. Hell I could feel the adrinaline rising just by watching that movie. Nicely edited also. |
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IainC
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Hawkbit
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It's the HALOLDAF, or High Altitude Low Opening Liquid Dogshit Attack Force.
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Lantyssa
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 Only a crazy (and hateful) person would strap on a cat and jump out of a plane. |
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Paelos
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That cat is like, what? WHAT? NO WAY AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Samwise
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When did this become the Useless Videos thread? More awesome pictures plz.
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Polysorbate80
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Only a suicidal lunatic would strap on a cat and jump out of a plane. I'd bet that two seconds after the skydiver left that plane, the cat tore out of its restraints and brutally murdered him. (Then sat on the freefalling corpse, trying to wash its paws with smug satisfaction, unaware that it doesn't know how to operate the parachute.) |
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rk47
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Only a suicidal lunatic would strap on a cat and jump out of a plane. I'd bet that two seconds after the skydiver left that plane, the cat tore out of its restraints and brutally murdered him. (Then sat on the freefalling corpse, trying to wash its paws with smug satisfaction, unaware that it doesn't know how to operate the parachute.)  Snake! Come in, Snake!  Colonel! I'm strapped to an russian soldier who is conducting a para dropping exercise. Calm down, Snake, free yourself from your harness and reach for the chute located on the man's torso.... Colonel, I can't...the wind...it's....*WHOOOOOSH* Snake? SNAKE? SNAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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Rendakor
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Isn't that the kid that already signed a pro football contract at the age of 1?
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NiX
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Isn't that the kid that already signed a pro football contract at the age of 1?
They say the 10 year contract is "Symbolic". Whatever the hell that means in football. The GIF is sped up, so it looks fake. The actual video looks pretty damn legit. |
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Lantyssa
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Feh. No defenders from five feet away. I could make those, too.
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Typhon
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Wearing a diaper?
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Lantyssa
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Yes, though hopefully it'll be a few more years before I need those.
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Have you been dating any married astronauts?
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apocrypha
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I had to watch that several times before I accepted that the final return was actually happening.
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Samwise
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I think I just got diabeetus from looking at that picture.
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MuffinMan
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LK
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