Ironwood
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The idea of Walken looking back at me as I plough it into some wee lassie is horrendous.
You're a bad man.
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MrHat
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Colonel Angus.
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LMAO! That was one of the best SNL skits ever.
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Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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voodoolily
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Dammit! You beat me to it. This thread is full of it though, so no loss: The uses are only limited by range and your imagination!  All you need is a tracking system in space and you could vaporize a human target from space! That guy was Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite (but was a lot cooler in Real Genius). |
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bhodi
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No lie.
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stu
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 Dammit! You beat me to it. This thread is full of it though, so no loss: The uses are only limited by range and your imagination! All you need is a tracking system in space and you could vaporize a human target from space! That guy was Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite (but was a lot cooler in Real Genius). Real Genius is a favorite of mine. Jon Gries was pretty cool in Fright Night Part II also.  edit: I'm trying to find a pick of him bowling as the werewolf guy and drinking blood from a pint glass. (That would be an awesome picture.)
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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ClydeJr
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Awesomely good childhood fear pictures. At least they're awesome for your therapist's income... |
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JWIV
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Awesomely good childhood fear pictures. At least they're awesome for your therapist's income... That page is full of win. |
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Brogarn
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Awesomely good childhood fear pictures. At least they're awesome for your therapist's income... Wow. Well done. |
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HaemishM
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Awesomely good childhood fear pictures. At least they're awesome for your therapist's income... That page is full of win. QFT. That is some fucked up shit there. |
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schild
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All awesome except for the blatant Stephen King's IT theft. It's not even homage. Just theft. I'd love to have some in high res though.
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Lakov_Sanite
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All awesome except for the blatant Stephen King's IT theft. It's not even homage. Just theft. I'd love to have some in high res though.
Mmm, I wouldn't call it theft but it's not an homage either. The photographer probably just loved the scene and wanted to put their child in it but it's like different actors performing a play, they're not really stealing shakespear just changing the cast. Besides all that it's just a picture and not a movie so it's still closer to homage than theft, even if it's almost exactly the same. and that clown fucking scares me. |
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Sky
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I think the silhouette of the kid going into the basement is scarier than the monster under the stairs.
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schild
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All awesome except for the blatant Stephen King's IT theft. It's not even homage. Just theft. I'd love to have some in high res though.
Mmm, I wouldn't call it theft but it's not an homage either. The photographer probably just loved the scene and wanted to put their child in it but it's like different actors performing a play, they're not really stealing shakespear just changing the cast. Besides all that it's just a picture and not a movie so it's still closer to homage than theft, even if it's almost exactly the same. and that clown fucking scares me. Pennywise is what made me afraid of clowns. I saw IT when I was really, really young and never saw the terrible ending. So I thought he was alive. Like wasn't killed at the end. And that freaks my shit out. As such, I think a lot of IT. Mostly because I'm a horror freak. My first avatar on Waterthread (hurhur) was Pennywise blinking in that scene. Anyway, yea, I call it theft. Mostly because it's not how I would've done it ^_^. |
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Oban
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I read the entire book as a kid and refused to watch the movie thereby saving myself at least three sessions with a shrink as an adult.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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The book was the last worthwhile thing King wrote before he started the Dark Tower series.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I'm old.
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climbjtree
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Reading some of the comments on the Childhood Fears page made me go back and look at the pictures again.
The wolf on the stairs apparently has a human arm and hand - creepy.
The monster under the bed with blocks on the floor? The blocks spell out "Daddy No" - creepier.
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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climbjtree
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It took me a minute, but that is indeed awesome!
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Lakov_Sanite
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that is the opposite of awesome
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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What do you have against imitation crab.
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JWIV
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It took me a minute, but that is indeed awesome!
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climbjtree
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The hair-do in the post above mine. Are we calling it a sabertooth or a walrus?
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JWIV
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The hair-do in the post above mine. Are we calling it a sabertooth or a walrus?
OH Stupid picture stuff! Now I see it. |
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Rishathra
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The hair-do in the post above mine. Are we calling it a sabertooth or a walrus?
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Teleku
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Tale
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They really are a bit odd.
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Teleku
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I cannot begin to imagine how much they charged for that cake. The amount of skill/time that took to make it is staggering.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
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Nerf
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I hope they had some super secret special recipe for their own fondant (the sheet of frosting they put over the cake/head) because the one time I had the misfortune of eating some it was fucking horrible, just absolutely vile.
Also, who would order that cake? That's some creepy shit.
I wonder if they were nevermind.
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Paelos
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Fondant is awful tasting. Most people that I've met hate it. Cake-makers use it because it turns a cake into a bunch of clay essentially. It's easy to sculpt clay.
Personally, I hate all that cake artistic bullshit. If I could pick one show to go away from the food network, it would be Ace of Cakes. I loathe that guy. It's stupid to pay more than $50 for a cake, unless it's your wedding.
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Samwise
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Luther Burbank said once (paraphrasing) that whatever crazy crossbreeding shit you could do to a fruit to make it giant, make it seedless, make it neon pink, whatever, was a waste of time unless you could make it taste good too.
I feel pretty much the same way about arty cakes.
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