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Reply #9625 on: August 05, 2014, 10:22:24 PM

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Reply #9626 on: August 05, 2014, 10:35:21 PM

Stop giving me faith in humanity, damnit.

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Reply #9627 on: August 06, 2014, 12:53:23 AM

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Reply #9628 on: August 06, 2014, 05:01:58 AM

That is a much more significant gap than I'm used to minding.  First photo could have been used in an awareness campaign if people weren't standing on the warning.
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Reply #9629 on: August 06, 2014, 05:12:47 AM



You know, if you are going to do something retarded like this for a wedding picture (and it is indeed very retarded), is it too much to ask that you get people to play their parts correctly?  Half of them are smiling and that one dude to the right is just standing there going "yes, this is retarded".

This is not an awesome picture.

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Reply #9630 on: August 06, 2014, 05:30:30 AM

I'm going to bet on, "She's going to regret that picture in 3-5 years and pull it out of the album quietly one evening, sigh then drink another glass of wine to drown her disappointment."

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Reply #9631 on: August 06, 2014, 06:12:06 AM


You know, if you are going to do something retarded like this for a wedding picture (and it is indeed very retarded), is it too much to ask that you get people to play their parts correctly?  Half of them are smiling and that one dude to the right is just standing there going "yes, this is retarded".

This is not an awesome picture.

That's Goldblum next to the bride right? At least that guy looks a lot like him. Might be the reason for this idea, making it semi-awesome at least.

Edit: Apparently his name ends in blum not bloom.

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Reply #9632 on: August 06, 2014, 06:16:31 AM

Stop giving me faith in humanity, damnit.

It might help to watch that video.  I spotted more than one twat pushing with one hand (and not really putting much effort into it) while making a phone video with the other.  Hey, asshole, this isn't really the moment to be worried about your social media presence.

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Reply #9633 on: August 06, 2014, 06:54:04 AM

Re: the wedding picture.   I'm sure there are a dozen more "serious" pics in their wedding album.  It's not like you can only take one shot ever and that is the photo you will be forever stuck with or anything. 

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Reply #9634 on: August 06, 2014, 07:22:21 AM

It's not like you can only take one shot ever and that is the photo you will be forever stuck with or anything. 

When you have a T-Rex picture in your wedding album, I'm pretty sure that's the trump card you'll be forever remembered for.

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Reply #9635 on: August 06, 2014, 07:32:39 AM

By who? When was the last time you looked at someone else's wedding album? Even if it's your own you'd just look through dozens of pictures, see the silly one and chuckle before moving on.  It's not same great shame upon your marriage and house to have a silly picture taken.

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Reply #9636 on: August 06, 2014, 07:42:04 AM

You don't have to look at the wedding photos for your friends to bring it up as the gold-standard of stupid. Plus it went out on the internet as well since it was so dumb.

Did you see the wedding photos of that guys wedding?

Yeah but nothing compares to that T-Rex thing we did back in 2011. Holy Shit.

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Reply #9637 on: August 06, 2014, 07:43:02 AM

A silly picture of the wedding party running from a dinosaur with JEFF GOLDBLUM. Yes, that's awesome, sorry. Without Goldblum, you have a case for cheesy.
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Reply #9638 on: August 06, 2014, 07:43:49 AM

A silly picture of the wedding party running from a dinosaur with JEFF GOLDBLUM. Yes, that's awesome, sorry. Without Goldblum, you have a case for cheesy.

If Goldblum is in it, I'd agree.

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Reply #9639 on: August 06, 2014, 07:43:58 AM

Anyway.

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Reply #9640 on: August 06, 2014, 07:44:08 AM

I would think the people power thing was actually a bit dangerous in the sense that everybody really needed to hold it once they moved the train up a bit--if they'd slipped, train comes back into position and potentially really crunches the guy's leg more.
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Reply #9641 on: August 06, 2014, 07:51:59 AM

A silly picture of the wedding party running from a dinosaur with JEFF GOLDBLUM. Yes, that's awesome, sorry. Without Goldblum, you have a case for cheesy.

If Goldblum is in it, I'd agree.

He is.

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Reply #9642 on: August 06, 2014, 08:08:07 AM

Hah, I didn't recognize him with the silver hair.

Okay, I take it back, that's awesome.

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Reply #9643 on: August 06, 2014, 02:22:09 PM

In hindsight, I probably should have included that that was Goldblum in the wedding photo, hence the awesome.  Still, not as awesome as Dinklage with a wondrously bad wig, and some sort of net cannon.


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Reply #9644 on: August 06, 2014, 02:35:16 PM

Ugh. That movie is going to be freaking terrible.

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Reply #9645 on: August 06, 2014, 04:37:04 PM

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Reply #9646 on: August 06, 2014, 04:58:13 PM

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Reply #9647 on: August 06, 2014, 05:53:58 PM


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Reply #9648 on: August 06, 2014, 07:31:56 PM

tortoises :(
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Reply #9649 on: August 06, 2014, 08:10:10 PM

What's going in that drum? Taffy?

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Reply #9650 on: August 06, 2014, 08:42:58 PM

Lubricant, I am informed. Although I suspect it's the body fat of the worker.
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Reply #9651 on: August 07, 2014, 01:10:59 AM

Lubricant, I am informed. Although I suspect it's the body fat of the worker.

I assumed it was edible, hence the shit eating grin.  The fact that he gets that happy over lubricant is.....worrying.

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Reply #9652 on: August 07, 2014, 01:19:37 AM

I'm guessing some North Korean 'PR' (or whatever the hell they have) finally saw the tumblr of KJI pointing at things and has briefed Un that he should smile sometimes for these pictures. Otherwise maybe that used to be someone that said something mean about him?

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Reply #9653 on: August 07, 2014, 07:18:12 AM

The contrast between Un and the factory worker is so stark and depressing.

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Reply #9654 on: August 07, 2014, 07:23:41 AM

The contrast between Un and the factory worker is so stark and depressing.

I thought the same thing. 

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Reply #9655 on: August 07, 2014, 08:03:33 AM

Lubricant, I am informed. Although I suspect it's the body fat of the worker.

Nah it's his former wives.

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Reply #9656 on: August 14, 2014, 01:46:47 PM

Dat flight control at ATL during a storm.

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Reply #9657 on: August 14, 2014, 02:49:48 PM

It can't be Atlanta in a storm. Things are moving.  why so serious?

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Reply #9658 on: August 14, 2014, 03:16:49 PM

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Reply #9659 on: August 14, 2014, 03:56:22 PM

Serious ew, Lakov.

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