Paelos
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Nobody was hurt except the train stealing chick. So, good.
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rk47
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Simple, by driving the train so quickly that when you reach the end of the line, you just smash straight through everything.
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calapine
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I now read that she actually is employed as cleaning lady by the railway company. So maybe it's a case of pressing the ignition button with the bum while dusting off, or so!   |
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Paelos
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I get an image of Homer Simpson driving the monorail in my head. Better yet.  |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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I now read that she actually is employed as cleaning lady by the railway company. So maybe it's a case of pressing the ignition button with the bum while dusting off, or so! In that case she turned the ignition on with her butt as well. |
Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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TheWalrus
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I'll need to see the butt in question, and possibly dust it for prints.
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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Venkman
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Not funny, not cute, not sure about awesome, but we don't have a scary-ass picture thread: Guess what it is:  |
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Fordel
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A very sad Bear.
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and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Nebu
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Ingmar
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It's a bear, I don't think it is shaved, it looks more like it has some kind of mange or other condition that makes fur fall out, based on the odd patches that are left. Based on the remaining yellow fur on the forehead/muzzle I am going to say it is a spectacled bear.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Venkman
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From the side they're not so scary I guess. But man, something about the skin, makes it look like someone's wearing a stretched bear suit (which reminds me of "Egar Suit" from the first MIB...)
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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The thing that I find odd is that without their fur they look really human. but we don't have a scary-ass picture thread:
We kind of do, it's just been dead for a long time.  |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Strazos
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Venkman
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but we don't have a scary-ass picture thread:
We kind of do, it's just been dead for a long time. Doh, shoulda searched   Moar |
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Der Helm
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The thing that I find odd is that without their fur they look really human.
I learned this from Stephen Fry on QI.The pig-faced women exhibited at fairs were not genuine. Showmen would drug a bear into a stupor by feeding it large amounts of strong beer, and then shave it.[60] Once shaved, the drunken bear would be fitted with padded artificial breasts, and dressed in women's clothing and a wig. Shoes would be attached to the bear's hind paws, and stuffed gloves to the front paws. The bear would then be placed in a chair with a hole in the back, and securely tied to the chair. |
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cironian
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The pig-faced women exhibited at fairs were not genuine. Showmen would drug a bear into a stupor by feeding it large amounts of strong beer, and then shave it.[60] Once shaved, the drunken bear would be fitted with padded artificial breasts, and dressed in women's clothing and a wig. Shoes would be attached to the bear's hind paws, and stuffed gloves to the front paws. The bear would then be placed in a chair with a hole in the back, and securely tied to the chair.
While there are easier and safer ways to make money than putting artificial breasts on a drunk shaved bear, few make as good stories. |
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This first one in that list is looking to be made in Minecraft.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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I can't decide which of these I like best, but they're all kind of awesome. Plus the idea is awesome. Adding Monsters to Thrift Store Paintingshttp://imgur.com/a/v49Ui#wdXEQQw |
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Signe
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Viin
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Who is that?
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- Viin
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Abagadro
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Leader of a political party in Bulgaria.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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Khaldun
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See, I was thinking "Next head of the Bolshoi Ballet". Eastern and Central Europe is so confusing!
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Merusk
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Man saved because criminal hasn't watched enough movies to learn he has to chamber the first round.
Guy was far calmer than I would have been after realizing wtf was going on.
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Lakov_Sanite
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I'm kind of amazed at how long it took the other people to react.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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rattran
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It was a 'non-lethal gas' gun. Dunno if that means air-soft, or some kind of gas dispensing gun.
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Goumindong
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It was a 'non-lethal gas' gun. Dunno if that means air-soft, or some kind of gas dispensing gun.
Tear gas gun. They shoot tear gas bullets. They can be lethal if shot from close enough http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas_pistol |
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Rishathra
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He was just a tad too slow, but the guy actually pulled a good duck and block move there, with a nice Dhalsim head butt to finish. I like how after the shot doesn't go off, the shooter goes into this weird sorry bro/didn't mean it bro/don't tase me bro dance.
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Ironwood
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While that is awesome, gifing it makes it look oddly fake. I can only assume it's not.
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Jherad
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I find Rachel Maddow seriously hot.
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