Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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stray
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..and here I thought naming one's kid Jésus was tacky.
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WayAbvPar
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I was hoping to see someone named Zarathustra.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Murgos
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Born God Supreme Thompson, 26 Not 'God Supreme', but 'Born God Supreme". And I thought my mother had issues... |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Nebu
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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Murgos
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I very nearly ended up named Moonbeam. Yes, really. Exactly because of the Zappa's.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Lantyssa
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Ah, the joy of names. Mine's unusual but not on the hands-in-the-air-"Why Gods?" level of Dweezil.
Born God Supreme would be a great name for someone with a huge ego.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Johny Cee
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I very nearly ended up named Moonbeam. Yes, really. Exactly because of the Zappa's.
Yes. That's much worse than Wolf.  |
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Teleku
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I have relatives from West Virginia. Their last name is Bolt. So they named my cousin Rusty.
His father wanted to name him Lightning, but his mom wouldn't let him.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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I have relatives from West Virginia. Their last name is Bolt. So they named my cousin Rusty.
His father wanted to name him Lightning, but his mom wouldn't let him.
Too hard to spell? |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Der Helm
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I have relatives from West Virginia. Their last name is Bolt. So they named my cousin Rusty.
His father wanted to name him Lightning, but his mom wouldn't let him.
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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sigil
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Signe
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Muse.
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I've been to Poughkeepsie. I'm sure they just made that up. Look at their name. And there is a sign posted that reads it was settled by the Wappinger Indians. Somebody makes stuff up over there.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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sigil
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Father wanted to name me Cash. Mom nixed it hardcore and I ended up with my name, which is a bit different but kinda boring. That's why I use Cash as a stage name, and I'll be changing my name legally to Cash at some point. It's of course in honor of the Man in Black.
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stray
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Cash as a first name or last? I mean your stage name.
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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As his only name, make cheques payable to Cash please. He couldn't very keep his surname, seeing as it's Cow.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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stray
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I'd like to change my last name to Sage. After Greg.
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Yegolev
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Well... I suppose I'd change my name to Megatron, since the wife would not let me use that for my son.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Cash as a first name or last? I mean your stage name.
First. It's kind of ironic because I'm a horrid capitalist. Dad even gave me a big brass dollar sign belt buckle. He used to nickname me Buck. He's into money. |
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I am still campaigning for Gretzky as a male middle name should we ever procreate.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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caladein
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For the love of God make it something easy to spell! I've seen "Isaac" misspelled so many times, I actually congratulate people on getting it right the first time.
My surname... yeah... I gotta do something about that one of these days.
EDIT: The danger of posting from a cell phone is you don't know that you misspelled "misspelled"... yeah... that's irony right there folks.
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« Last Edit: February 12, 2008, 10:20:55 PM by caladein »
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"Point being, they can't make everyone happy, so I hope they pick me." - Ingmar"OH MY GOD WE'RE SURROUNDED SEND FOR BACKUP DIG IN DEFENSIVE POSITIONS MAN YOUR NECKBEARDS" - tgr
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Yegolev
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I have a kid on my t-ball team named Issac.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Nebu
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I have a kid on my t-ball team named Issac.
Aren't you a little old for T-ball? (yes, I realize that you're a coach) |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Yegolev
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It was still funny. I'm one of the ones that gets the jokes. Usually.
Also, if I were to play sports I would probably be best off in t-ball.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Tannhauser
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My friend named his kid "Kal-El".
Lost track of the kid, wonder how he's holding out, should be about 8 now.
/if he flees on a rocket ship we're doomed
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Calantus
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My surname... yeah... I gotta do something about that one of these days. I hate my surname because it sounds similar to another surname that is more common so I have to spell it out all the time or people will put down the wrong name. Imagine your last name was "Smiff" and you'll get an idea of what I go through. |
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Der Helm
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My friend named his kid "Kal-El".
Lost track of the kid, wonder how he's holding out, should be about 8 now.
/if he flees on a rocket ship we're doomed
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Imagine your last name was "Smiff" and you'll get an idea of what I go through.
Is your first name Weeow?  |
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Strazos
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Anyone remember the Army guy who changed his legal name to "Optimus Prime"?
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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croaker69
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We named our daughters Cyan Sapphire and Layla Jade. At least they won't need stage names if they end up as strippers(Their Grandfather's comment on hearing the good news).
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What may at first appear to be an insurmountable obstacle will in time be seen for what it really is: an impenetrable barrier.
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sigil
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A wise man.
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Weeow?
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Lantyssa
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We named our daughters Cyan Sapphire and Layla Jade. At least they won't need stage names if they end up as strippers(Their Grandfather's comment on hearing the good news).
Thanks Gramps! I like gem names, but maybe I'm biased. I do have the fortune of being able to use a common sounding name for a nickname though. I guess that makes it only semi-precious. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Yegolev
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Knew a girl named Amber Glass. She was insane.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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