NiX
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That scantron card would work if there weren't so many differences between when he wrote his name, student ID # and shaded in the letters. Or the fact that the teacher wrote a mark on a fucking scantron card.
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Teleku
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Or the fact that the teacher wrote a mark on a fucking scantron card. Errr, what's weird about that?
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I gave an quiz a few years back where, in the instructions for the quiz written at the top of the page, I explained that the answer for all 10 questions was "A".
The high score was a 7.
Students neither read nor follow instructions.
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NiX
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Errr, what's weird about that?
The whole point of scantron is to speed up the marking process by making it automatic. The computer actually shows when there's a wrong answer and prints the score on the top of the card.
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Teleku
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Errr, what's weird about that?
The whole point of scantron is to speed up the marking process by making it automatic. The computer actually shows when there's a wrong answer and prints the score on the top of the card. Almost every single teacher I ever had in college and high school wrote the scores at the top of the scantron before they passed them back.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor." -Stephen Colbert
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Samwise
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I've seen a lot of bullshit in my time and I can tell by that note that it's bullshit.
Not least by the assertion that the student chose C in an obvious attempt to get lucky with at least a quarter of the answers when they were under the misconception that there were five choices. I think Professor William Turner needs remedial arithmetic lessons. Professor William Turner is teaching Intro to Communications 101. I think that goes without saying.
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Abagadro
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Errr, what's weird about that?
The whole point of scantron is to speed up the marking process by making it automatic. The computer actually shows when there's a wrong answer and prints the score on the top of the card. They don't all do that. Ours would just print a report. If you wanted to hand back the test sheet with a score on it you had to write it manually on the sheet.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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Nebu
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The whole point of scantron is to speed up the marking process by making it automatic. The computer actually shows when there's a wrong answer and prints the score on the top of the card.
The more important point is that the scantron software also contains a host of statistical stuff. It allows you to evaluate not only the class but also the quality of your exam questions.
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I gave an quiz a few years back where, in the instructions for the quiz written at the top of the page, I explained that the answer for all 10 questions was "A".
The high score was a 7.
Students neither read nor follow instructions.
Hahaha. Did it teach any of them to start reading the directions? If I ever get back into teaching, I think I'm going to use this for the second or third quiz.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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There was a variation on that scam that my mother did every year with a new class : Exam has around 30 rules on the Front. First rule is 'read the fucking instructions: All of them' Last rule is 'hand this paper in uncompleted to get full marks'. Only one student in about every 3 years would hand that shit in in around 5 minutes. I remember being told that the rest of the class were catcalling the first poor wee lassie for 'giving up early.'
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There was a variation on that scam that my mother did every year with a new class : Exam has around 30 rules on the Front. First rule is 'read the fucking instructions: All of them' Last rule is 'hand this paper in uncompleted to get full marks'. Only one student in about every 3 years would hand that shit in in around 5 minutes. I remember being told that the rest of the class were catcalling the first poor wee lassie for 'giving up early.' I WILL do that.
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Teleku
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There was a variation on that scam that my mother did every year with a new class : Exam has around 30 rules on the Front. First rule is 'read the fucking instructions: All of them' Last rule is 'hand this paper in uncompleted to get full marks'. Only one student in about every 3 years would hand that shit in in around 5 minutes. I remember being told that the rest of the class were catcalling the first poor wee lassie for 'giving up early.' Yeah, I think that's a standard test that's passed around in California around 4th grade. I went to school in two different towns that grade (due to family moving) and my teacher gave us that exact same test in both schools. I did it correctly (both times ).
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I took this one myself, at a 7-11 down the street from where I work in Los Angeles.
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
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Look! The first black man has been elected been elected president of the US. Let's make a quick buck. Here, put his mug on everything from plates to coins to bottled water and sell it all to morons!
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bah...dp
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Look! The first black man has been elected been elected president of the US. Let's make a quick buck. Here, put his mug on everything from plates to coins to bottled water and sell it all to morons!
Morons are a good source of income. They are the one renewable resource this planet will never run out of barring nuclear holocaust.
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Even then, you just end up with badly dressed morons living in shanty towns. I've played Fallout.
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I took this one myself, at a 7-11 down the street from where I work in Los Angeles. Commerative?
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I was starting to get worried that everyone had missed it while I was scrolling down. Thank you Boatape!
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Did they squeeze that water out of him? owowow!
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Did they squeeze that water out of him? owowow!
I think you mean ewewewew!
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photek
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Thats genius!!!
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"I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away"
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That is officially TOO gay.
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