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Reply #15085 on: December 13, 2016, 10:53:02 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm 12.

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Reply #15086 on: December 13, 2016, 11:03:00 AM

What the fuck is it MEANT to be ?  Because I can only see ass.

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Reply #15087 on: December 13, 2016, 11:06:44 AM

Mittens.  It actually took me a few seconds to realize that the fingers were drawn on.

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Reply #15088 on: December 13, 2016, 11:40:03 AM

Ohhhh I see it. It was on reddit the other day and I couldn't see what it was supposed to be *at all*.

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Reply #15089 on: December 13, 2016, 11:48:26 AM

OH, I thought the fingers being drawn on there was part of the design.

Still, what has been seen cannot be unseen.

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Reply #15090 on: December 13, 2016, 02:10:05 PM


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Reply #15091 on: December 13, 2016, 05:08:48 PM

Ohhhh I see it. It was on reddit the other day and I couldn't see what it was supposed to be *at all*.

Yeah, a friend linked just the original photo with no fingers on facebook and all I saw was an ass. I thought it was just a joke until someone said it was the actual design.

Some Graphic Designer was REALLY disgruntled on that last project they completed before quitting.

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Reply #15092 on: December 14, 2016, 02:47:53 AM

Or maybe they're just too young to have seen goatse.cx?  awesome, for real

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Reply #15093 on: December 14, 2016, 06:15:01 AM

Or their mind hasn't been ruined by the Internet.

You kids today.
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Reply #15094 on: December 14, 2016, 07:04:06 AM

I found the perfect gift for Ironwood this Holiday season.


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Reply #15095 on: December 14, 2016, 07:26:52 AM

16 got me  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #15096 on: December 14, 2016, 02:29:43 PM

My English professor wife would probably like that.

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Reply #15097 on: December 14, 2016, 05:23:06 PM

I'd get that for my wife (English teacher). Not that she could take it to work, but still.
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Reply #15098 on: December 15, 2016, 06:24:06 AM

I don't know why the kids today have to ruin everything with their needless cussing.
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Reply #15099 on: December 15, 2016, 07:56:43 AM

My wife would enjoy that even though she's not a fucking English teacher.  Just a fucking smart person.

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Reply #15100 on: December 15, 2016, 01:19:14 PM

Mmm...

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Reply #15101 on: December 18, 2016, 04:40:41 PM

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Reply #15102 on: December 24, 2016, 02:08:10 PM


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Reply #15103 on: December 27, 2016, 05:17:15 AM


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Reply #15104 on: December 27, 2016, 11:29:09 AM

context, but wow
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Reply #15105 on: December 27, 2016, 12:19:06 PM

Context:

"The below is an exert from a mystery novel. Translate their conversation into Japanese"

I want to know now what the original novel was, if any. Then again, depending on the age of the book, it could be almost anything from the last hundred fifty years.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #15106 on: December 27, 2016, 02:01:27 PM

It was used by James Ellroy in American Tabloid (1995), set in the late '50s, though this is not that exact quote. I'm sure he didn't invent it.

The Japanese book seems to be this one, the 2009 edition, which is apparently an advanced translation workbook about common mistranslation issues. I guess this would be about translating an idiom for meaning in context, not word for word.
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Reply #15107 on: December 28, 2016, 01:51:49 AM

I actually meant the context over the literal book its in (so, thanks Severian). What grade, etc. the context of whats presented seems fairly obvious. Its a textbook and it has an english bit and theres space to write.
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Reply #15108 on: December 29, 2016, 08:11:57 AM

Going to hell for this one:

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Reply #15109 on: December 30, 2016, 01:50:30 PM


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Reply #15110 on: December 30, 2016, 02:20:02 PM

SAFE SEARCH HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Reply #15111 on: December 30, 2016, 05:19:12 PM




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Reply #15112 on: January 03, 2017, 08:22:41 AM


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Reply #15113 on: January 03, 2017, 08:52:35 AM

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Reply #15114 on: January 03, 2017, 01:55:02 PM

Tax moneys well spent.

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Reply #15115 on: January 03, 2017, 04:35:44 PM

Not like they have anything else to do.

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Reply #15116 on: January 04, 2017, 12:04:13 AM

Tax moneys well spent.
Not like they have anything else to do.

I can't tell if it's sarcasm with you guys.  Ohhhhh, I see.


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Edit: Ok, I did some more research:

A woman saw the duck and called the police. The police called the Feuerwehr, which sent a team of 11.

They practiced ice rescue a on this pond a few weeks ago (with a human victim) but for the guy pushing the duck it was the first non-drill ice rescue mission.

Normally ducks can't get stuck as they have a natural heat-exchange in their feet, which keeps them constantly cold, thus preventing any melting water which could freeze again.

An bird expert they interviewed said a reason this one got stuck was that's an Indian Running Duck and due to it's slippery feet may have fallen and then frozen with the belly, as they don't have the heat-exchange system there.

It's the only Indian Running Duck among a bunch of wild ducks at the pond, it just appeared last summer. Locals suspect it ran away from it's owner


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Reply #15117 on: January 04, 2017, 06:46:20 AM

This is the quality of information I come to this site for. Thanks Calapine.

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Reply #15118 on: January 04, 2017, 08:37:18 AM

Calapine wins best post of the year. So far.  why so serious?

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Reply #15119 on: January 04, 2017, 08:41:48 AM

Let's hope Calapine never looks up duck sex. There's some real nightmare material there. Fuzzy duckies will never look as cute again.

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