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Topic: 5 years and still going (Read 222839 times)
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Megrim
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I think i might post again in this thread. * Edit: oh, tee-ee  |
One must bow to offer aid to a fallen man - The Tao of Shinsei.
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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HAY GUY, WHEN YOU BUY AN OFFLINE GAME DO YOU BUY THE STRAT GUIDE WITH IT? GUY? ARE YOU THAT LAZY AND RETARDED THAT YOU CANT ACTUALLY READ... HAY GUY, I NEVER USED ONLINE HELP GUIDES AND WHEN I DID, IT TOOK ME NO MORE THEN 15 MINS TO FIND WHERE I WAS STUCK AT? HEY GUY, YOU KNOW THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED WINDOWER? HAY GUY, YOU FAIL... OF COURSE WE KNOW THAT... BECAUSE WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE PLAYING THE FISHER PRICE MMO KNOWN AS WOW... OK GUY?
So much for that cruise control for awesome thing. It is the truth. Some how, the magic all got lost. Due to the, "i want it now, and make it easy" group. You people are funny, you actually think that because you dont think, that you have actually evolved. That WoW is some how moving the genre ahead, your dead wrong. You sit there, and say that games like EQ and FFXI sucked because they had a grind. When in fact, in WoW your grinding all the time, with your fetch quests. You people have no idea, no concept in regards to Mob mechanics and behavior. You sit there, and wait months for people to complete content to only read about it and then get on your vent servers and hand out instructions as if you were a special ed teacher. You have no idea, the importance of community and immersion. You are the generation that battle net has spawned upon us, the ones who actually give a shit. Congratz, indeed you all win.  |
-Rasix
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Numtini
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You are the generation that battle net has spawned upon us, the ones who actually give a shit. Congratz, indeed you all win. Please Goddess stop, my coworkers are wondering why I'm giggling in my cubicle. |
If you can read this, you're on a board populated by misogynist assholes.
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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It's like all he can see of the WHOLE DAMN SITE and it's 5+ year history is this thread, the LotR thread and that there's a WoW subforum. Or maybe the drugs just fried his short-tem memory that bad, so he can't read the rest.
Either way it's funny watching someone come in and yell, "You don't get it!!" at the top of his lungs while simultaneously ignoring everything.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Abelian75
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I may enjoy a kiddie, give-it-to-me-now game like fisher price WoW, but when it comes to crazy posters, I really like them to have some depth. And this one delivers. Grunk, you are like an onion, with layer upon layer of flavor. It started out simple enough, more a non-sequiter than anything that crazy, then came the subtle WoW jabs, then the not-so-subtle jabs, and now... the explosive insanity in the form of an all-caps post.
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Nevermore
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He's just a poser. If he were really hardcore he'd be playing Vanguard!
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Over and out.
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Avatard
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1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol—that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His Will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
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I love me some me.
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Signe
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Muse.
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I like Grunk very much and I hope he stays. I don't want him to go. I'll do everything in my power to keep him here.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Megrim
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I like Grunk very much and I hope he stays. I don't want him to go. I'll do everything in my power to keep him here. Where do you get those things?! |
One must bow to offer aid to a fallen man - The Tao of Shinsei.
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Oban
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I was really hoping G was Lindsay Lohan, but she was in Jail this morning, not rehab.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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You guys suck and should all rot in hell.
Engelsbengles, 70th Arch Mage, House Griffindor.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Nevermore
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I like Grunk very much and I hope he stays. I don't want him to go. I'll do everything in my power to keep him here. Where do you get those things?! They come naturally to about half the population. The other half has to work a bit harder for them.  |
Over and out.
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murdoc
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What I would dearly love to know is, what the Hell did he type into google to end up here?
I knew those JRPG reviews on the frontpage would come back to haunt us.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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eldaec
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IMO, this guy, who logs on for 2 hours a day. He doesnt exist.
Well, I see I'm late for the lynching, but what the hell.
I LIVE ABOVE WATER, I SEE NO FISH.
THEREFORE, HADDOCK DO NOT EXIST.Idiot. |
"People will not assume that what they read on the internet is trustworthy or that it carries any particular assurance or accuracy" - Lord Leveson
"Hyperbole is a cancer" - Lakov Sanite
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Drifting DarkAngel
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HAY GUY, WHEN YOU BUY AN OFFLINE GAME DO YOU BUY THE STRAT GUIDE WITH IT? GUY? ARE YOU THAT LAZY AND RETARDED THAT YOU CANT ACTUALLY READ... HAY GUY, I NEVER USED ONLINE HELP GUIDES AND WHEN I DID, IT TOOK ME NO MORE THEN 15 MINS TO FIND WHERE I WAS STUCK AT? HEY GUY, YOU KNOW THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED WINDOWER? HAY GUY, YOU FAIL... OF COURSE WE KNOW THAT... BECAUSE WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE PLAYING THE FISHER PRICE MMO KNOWN AS WOW... OK GUY?
lost his meds
It is the truth. Some how, the magic all got lost. Due to the, "i want it now, and make it easy" group. You people are funny, you actually think that because you dont think, that you have actually evolved. That WoW is some how moving the genre ahead, your dead wrong.
You sit there, and say that games like EQ and FFXI sucked because they had a grind. When in fact, in WoW your grinding all the time, with your fetch quests. You people have no idea, no concept in regards to Mob mechanics and behavior. You sit there, and wait months for people to complete content to only read about it and then get on your vent servers and hand out instructions as if you were a special ed teacher.
You have no idea, the importance of community and immersion. You are the generation that battle net has spawned upon us, the ones who actually give a shit. Congratz, indeed you all win.
found his meds!this moment brought to you by the letters S, T, and FU. |
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« Last Edit: July 24, 2007, 10:19:10 AM by Drifting DarkAngel »
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Slayerik
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I LIKE SHINY THINGS
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"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together. My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Megrim
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I like Grunk very much and I hope he stays. I don't want him to go. I'll do everything in my power to keep him here. Where do you get those things?! They come naturally to about half the population. The other half has to work a bit harder for them.  |
One must bow to offer aid to a fallen man - The Tao of Shinsei.
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Vanifae
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The fact that this thread lives gives me faith that the Rapture is near.
And Jesus is gonna kick all of our asses.
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Montague
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Yeeees. I can feel the hatred swelling within you now. Take your keyboard, strike me down with all of your nerd fury and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
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When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross - Sinclair Lewis.
I can tell more than 1 fucktard at a time to stfu, have no fears. - WayAbvPar
We all have the God-given right to go to hell our own way. Don't fuck with God's plan. - MahrinSkel
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grunk
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This poster is a gibbering retard. Also, he used to post from a rehab clinic.
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What I would dearly love to know is, what the Hell did he type into google to end up here?
I knew those JRPG reviews on the frontpage would come back to haunt us.
I some how found this site, a link from mmorpg.com ... the sigil interviews are ... interesting (lol). I figured maybe this board had some serious gamers (and i mean gamers, put away your dice you hump!) on it... big mistake on my part |
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Oban
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Yeah, it is full of fegs.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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grunk
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This poster is a gibbering retard. Also, he used to post from a rehab clinic.
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Yeah, it is full of fegs.
I am gay. |
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« Last Edit: July 24, 2007, 10:52:25 AM by schild »
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grunk
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This poster is a gibbering retard. Also, he used to post from a rehab clinic.
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Yeah, it is full of fegs.
I am gay. I am 12. And responding to myself. For all you guys walkin around in your trash gear, on your trash toons. if you wana know what "uber" actually looks like Here j00 g0  |
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« Last Edit: July 24, 2007, 10:57:11 AM by grunk »
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Morat20
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I some how found this site, a link from mmorpg.com ... the sigil interviews are ... interesting (lol).
I figured maybe this board had some serious gamers (and i mean gamers, put away your dice you hump!) on it... big mistake on my part
Oh god...you came from mmorpg.com? As for serious gamers -- I take it you mean the sort of people that pay to have their dick stuck in a grinder? If I'm going to pay for pain, I'll go to the pros, thanks. |
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Ironwood
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Yoru
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the y master, king of bourbon
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... (and i mean gamers, put away your dice you hump!) ...
We PnP/board gamers are the OGs, yo. Your shiny computermachine would never have produced Final Fantasy if it hadn't been for H.G. Wells. Roots. |
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Giant sig pic.
Check.
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-Rasix
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Nonentity
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2009 Demon's Souls Fantasy League Champion
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Yeah, it is full of fegs.
I am gay. I am 12. And responding to myself. For all you guys walkin around in your trash gear, on your trash toons. if you wana know what "uber" actually looks like Here j00 g0 Whoa, wait, hang on. LOOK AT THE PICTURE. THERE IS A TARU BY HIS TAIL. HE HAS A TARU MANSLAVE. |
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Oban
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Google::
I would say I am looking forward to guild created content, the type of content that I have only seen in a game like EvE online. - Robert (aka Grunk)
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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schild
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Actually, I think he wrings the taru out over a bucket and uses that excess Taru-Juice to shine his armor.
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Montague
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Google::
I would say I am looking forward to guild created content, the type of content that I have only seen in a game like EvE online. - Robert (aka Grunk)
I'll do you one better: http://www.freewebs.com/grunk1/bio.html |
When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross - Sinclair Lewis.
I can tell more than 1 fucktard at a time to stfu, have no fears. - WayAbvPar
We all have the God-given right to go to hell our own way. Don't fuck with God's plan. - MahrinSkel
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Hutch
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Google::
I would say I am looking forward to guild created content, the type of content that I have only seen in a game like EvE online. - Robert (aka Grunk)
I'll do you one better: http://www.freewebs.com/grunk1/bio.htmlHAY!!!111 His only level 64! |
Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Hutch
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Can someone modly please retitle this thread to "5 pages and still going".  |
Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Special J
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This thread is a pile of awesome. I'm still trying to determine if grunk is a troll or on meth.
I hadn't realized until now just how much everyone has caught teh ghey.
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