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Topic: AoC / WAR - PvP & RvR recap (Read 14606 times)
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UnSub
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The strange nippleless female characters disturb me.
Nipples will be patched in on release. From what I'm reading, the above sentence sums up all of AoC's problems. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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I hope so, UnSub. I don't think I can play this game without nipples.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Lantyssa
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Do you plan on running around topless? I guess it would give an advantage in PvP...
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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SnakeCharmer
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COME HITHER SO THAT I MAY BRAIN THEE!!!!
Oh hey look.
Bewbies.
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Nevermore
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If your computer is fair to middlin', turn off shadows or you'll get lots of goofy glitches. I'm not playing the PvP weekend, really, so I don't have lots to say. I played one Capture the Flag game and it was pretty quick. Combat doesn't seem lardy arsed, which is good because if the combat, either PvP or PvE, isn't great, you really don't want it to last too long. This combat isn't great. I was using a melee character but forget what. I did the solo tutorial with a necromancer and had only one offensive spell and was able to kill nearly everything with one shot. Some bosses it took the spell and a wee bit of smacking around to kill it. I heard they screwed up rangers and they're totally over powered. I haven't tried one, though.
PS You can go topless, but you don't have any nipples. It's creepy. Not even too wee dots like my last avatar that someone reported as being NSFW. DOTS ON A CARTOON CAT YOU FUCKING BABY GO FIND A JOB AT A GROWN UP COMPANY SUNSHINE.
Dammit.
Haven't you learned by now that nipples will be the downfall of western civilization?As for the game itself, I completely forgot that open pvp beta weekend whatever the fuck they call it was this weekend. Somehow I'm thinking I didn't miss much. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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I don't plan to run around naked. It's just the thought that my character has boobies but no nipples. It's like those scary films where your mouth disappears. It's just creepy.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Nevermore
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Apparently MMOs have evolved all the way up to the level of Barbie dolls!
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Over and out.
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Lantyssa
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I don't plan to run around naked. It's just the thought that my character has boobies but no nipples. It's like those scary films where your mouth disappears. It's just creepy.
Think of your character having nipples, she's just wearing flesh-colored pasties to prevent chaffing from her armor. Given it's Conan, she certainly won't be wearing a bra... |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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I think the real question regarding AoC on everyone's mind is wether boobs jiggle like the fleshy orbs they are, as was rendered faithfully in Lineage II, or do they behave like welded coconut halves.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Xuri
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몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!
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There is definitely a fleshy orb-like jiggling.
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-= Ho Eyo He Hum =-
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caladein
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There is definitely a fleshy orb-like jiggling.
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"Point being, they can't make everyone happy, so I hope they pick me." - Ingmar"OH MY GOD WE'RE SURROUNDED SEND FOR BACKUP DIG IN DEFENSIVE POSITIONS MAN YOUR NECKBEARDS" - tgr
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