War

[Sir T]

Imagine

Uses a part of one of my videos :)

[Sparky]

An ignominious end for Molle - no epic last stand just a blind run for the hills once Evil Thug got sick of carrying water.  Hard to believe it's over or how completely we fucked them.

[IainC]

Hey Viper Shizzle, shame about your carrier

16 titans on the kill mail though.

[Meester]

Hey Viper Shizzle, shame about your carrier

16 titans on the kill mail though.

Ive been wondering what the least amount of ships needed to kill a titan in a few minutes in an anti-titan strike force would be. Moros's with ion siege blasters along with cov cyno ships and stealth bombers? Wonder how many stealth bombers it would take too.

[Endie]

Hey Viper Shizzle, shame about your carrier

16 titans on the kill mail though.

There was a moros that survived (in structure) the 24 doomsdays (16 of which appear on that KM).  It's kinda like the nuclear tests in the Pacific atolls, where ships would be anchored at various ranges from ground zero.

[Meester]

How much do 24 doomdays cost out of curiosity?

[Cadaverine]

Zimbabwe

Furthermore:

These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly Goon giants, flying Rifters with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to Empire, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.

[Quinton]

As it is, we are playing the sacrificial lamb the whole time, we're not doing that anymore.

I didn't know there was a sacrificial lamb in chess.  This shit goes deep!

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
- Captain Zapp Brannigan

Molle is a student of the finest strategists.

[trevorreznik]

Originally by: Sir Molle
Vacate your stuff.
As it is, we are playing the sacrificial lamb the whole time, we're not doing that anymore.
Pull your stuff out from 49- and Delve. Thats the standing orders. Place it safely somewhere. and we'll work from there.
Expect no ops posted for a week.

This post makes being blue to BoB completely worthwhile <:-]

[Viper ShizzIe]

Hey Viper Shizzle, shame about your carrier

16 titans on the kill mail though.

A couple got bumped off:
 

Gamelog
  Listener: Viper ShizzIe
  Session started: 2009.06.16 21:59:07
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[ 2009.06.16 21:59:44 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Gaia Jane [SNIGG]&lt;-10.0&gt;(Avatar) hits you, doing 61523.4 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 21:59:44 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Teufelhunden [SHVA]&lt;RAWR&gt;(Avatar) hits you, doing 59249.7 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 21:59:44 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Papa Pod [OSHIT]&lt;-10.0&gt;(Avatar) hits you, doing 15512.4 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 21:59:44 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>UBER NATOR [SNIGG]&lt;-10.0&gt;(Avatar) hits you, doing 15512.4 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 21:59:44 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>ChaosOne [DS1]&lt;OHGOD&gt;(Avatar) hits you, doing 15512.4 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 21:59:44 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Omec [LWTAX]&lt;OHGOD&gt;(Avatar) hits you, doing 15512.4 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 21:59:45 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>sara storm [LNSSE]&lt;KIA&gt;(Avatar) hits you, doing 15512.4 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 21:59:45 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Clam Spunj [OI]&lt;RAWR&gt;(Avatar) hits you, doing 15512.4 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 21:59:59 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Wasp O'Ryan [OSHIT]&lt;-10.0&gt;(Erebus) hits you, doing 20168.3 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 21:59:59 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>0mega [LWTAX]&lt;OHGOD&gt;(Erebus) hits you, doing 20166.1 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 22:00:03 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Arvandor [-SAS-]&lt;-10.0&gt;(Erebus) hits you, doing 18821.8 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 22:00:03 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Intensity Green [CEI]&lt;-RZR-&gt;(Erebus) hits you, doing 26839.6 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 22:00:03 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Noobjuice [SNIGG]&lt;-10.0&gt;(Erebus) hits you, doing 26250.0 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 22:00:03 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Goberth Ludwig [NESW]&lt;-10.0&gt;(Erebus) hits you, doing 28125.0 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 22:00:03 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Artemis Drake [HOO]&lt;-RZR-&gt;(Erebus) hits you, doing 28125.0 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 22:00:26 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Oleena Natiras [LWTAX]&lt;OHGOD&gt;(Leviathan) hits you, doing 26252.2 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 22:00:26 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>SamHandwich [LWTAX]&lt;OHGOD&gt;(Leviathan) hits you, doing 26250.0 damage.
[ 2009.06.16 22:00:28 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Azriel Dregg [NESW]&lt;-10.0&gt;(Leviathan) hits you, doing 25432.4 damage.

Always fun to lose capitals v0v

[Pax]

How much do 24 doomdays cost out of curiosity?

240 million.

[Predator Irl]

Jeez how many Titans do PL have? I think I counted 7 on that KM and they are 1/5 the size of the Swarm.

[Meester]

240 million.

Not too much then. I thought the cost would be in the billion-mark.

[Sir T]

We had 22 towers to kill in 49- this morning/evening.

Had.

[Endie]

We had 22 towers to kill in 49- this morning/evening.

Had.

I thought we'd only killed thirteen so far?  I want to kill more this evening when I get home so you better be being misleading.

[Sir T]

I'm sorry Endie. There are more left for you :(

[Thrawn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlWKNxpIXg8&

[Endie]

That's the Singing Spy.  Who I am fairly sure is a notorious ex-member of LoveU who posted horrible reams of stuff on CAOD about terrible Goons and went north, instead.

[Simond]

Welp, so much for RA.

[Kovacs]

You mean -

http://eve-wars.info/forum/index.php?topic=442.msg13220.  If you're not lucky enough to live with a Russian I guess google translater does a decent job of it.

I just came here to see what the scoop was?  Old news?  Sounds like more... akk POS warfare sucks, wolfpacks rock.  And he's not a huge fan of the old ruling council apparently.  Are we going to see more splintering?

[Comstar]

What happened? They joined AAA?

This really is the end of the 2nd Great Eve War. An Iron Curtain is descending in the East. I guess CVA pays the part of Berlin?

[lac]

RA is a matryoshka doll, they've divided and ending up smaller once again

[Teleku]

What happened? They joined AAA?

This really is the end of the 2nd Great Eve War. An Iron Curtain is descending in the East. I guess CVA pays the part of Berlin Yugoslavia?

[Endie]

What happened? They joined AAA?

The Daira Lir version:

Today we made a move that will transform the south-east and break the status quo that seemed to be unchangeable during the last few years.
Today we completely changed the essence of one of the oldest gaming organizations, the legend of Russian community.
Today we, ERROR 404, took control of the Red Alliance.

So now, allow me to introduce - Red Alliance mk4, its politics and principles.

First. We're leaving Insmother, we're moving out of south.
Red Alliance will no longer be based out of C-J, we're closing that page, but leaving C-J6 under our control as a memory of glorious and heroic past that we will never forget.

Second. We're clicking off the 'claim sovereignty' checkbox from all POSes. Red Alliance is going to stop attempting claiming regions and controlling outposts. All that we're going to have is the necessary minimum of logistic, production, and mining POSes.

Third. We're purging Red Alliance of noobs, carebears, and eBayers. Some corporations will leave entirely, others will be subjected to internal cleansing.

Fourth. We're getting rid of the Red Alliance Council - one of the most useless governing bodies in the history of EVE-online and adopting the governing model of ERROR 404.

Fifth. We're resetting standings. The new Red Alliance is completely inheriting the politics, principles, and standings of ERROR 404.

Why are we doing this?

We no longer want to see the historic ticker in its half-dead state (200 in alliance, 40-50 in fleet). We no longer want to see the ridicule directed at the Red Alliance on the forums in the spirit of: "We roamed into C-J, RA was getting a gang together in local".

We want to turn Red Alliance into a group of predators hungry for kills and killing everything that they can reach.

And finally...goddammit, we just like this ticker!
Nice Alliance, we will take it.

- ERROR 404 leadership
- Red Alliance leadership

Of course, most RA corps seem to be rather less than pleased, but not much they can do.  Let's see where they end up and what they do vOv

[Simond]

Welp, so much for RA.

...or maybe not. 

[Sir T]

Details are sketchy but it appears the other corps in RA managed to get the votes together to yank executorship away from Diara Lirs corp before they could do real damage. It appears Nync/ ET and Diara's plot to destroy RA at a stroke has flatlined.

[Pezzle]

Once it is solved give me a summary :P

[Fordel]

Details are sketchy but it appears the other corps in RA managed to get the votes together to yank executorship away from Diara Lirs corp before they could do real damage. It appears Nync/ ET and Diara's plot to destroy RA at a stroke has flatlined.

Votes?

[Sir T]

http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/376791

Thats the last tower in 49-

[Comstar]

This was our triumph
I'm making a post here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Goonswarm Alliance

we do what we want, because we can
for the good of all of Eve, except for the ones who are BoB
but there's no sense crying over every lost frig
you just keep on trying until you run out of rigs
and the seigning gets done and you make a neat pun
for the pilots who are still alive

I'm not ever angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you shot my pod and killed me
and shot at our friends
and killed every noob who did aspire
as they died it hurt a lot and I was disgusted by you
Now these moons of dyso make a wonderful mine
and you're out of Delve, we're got Haggorth on our side
so I'm glad he got turned
Think of all the things we learned for the pets that are still alive

go ahead and leave Eve
I think I prefer to stay in Delve
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe in Querious?
that was a joke, haha, FAT chance
anyway these tears is great, they're so delicious and moist
look at me still posting when there's seigning to do
when I look over there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've got mining to be to done, for the Titans to be run
on the pilots who are still alive

and believe me we are still alive
Himo's still posting and we're still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and we're still alive
And while you're dying we'll still be alive
and when you're dead we we'll still be alive
STILL ALIVE
Still alive.

[trevorreznik]

Details are sketchy but it appears the other corps in RA managed to get the votes together to yank executorship away from Diara Lirs corp before they could do real damage. It appears Nync/ ET and Diara's plot to destroy RA at a stroke has flatlined.

Votes?

It sounds like RA needs to be disbanded, ala Bob, because it's pretty obviously RA in name only at this point. 

[Endie]

It sounds like RA needs to be disbanded, ala Bob, because it's pretty obviously RA in name only at this point.  

Actually, it sounds like good old red Alliance to me.  Fighting on all sides against huge numbers and still hanging in there.

Now when Goonfleet Foreign Legion and TCF head over there to help, the question will be whether Evil Thug throws away his "Tsar of All The Russians" pretense and helps Atlas, Intrepis Crossing, and even possibly Kenny against RA and the holy Rodina of C-J by attempting a distraction..

[Yoru]

Still alive.

Normally I'd Syndicate the shit out of this, but it's actually clever.

[Endie]

Comstr you need to get someone to record that.  Seriously.  Preferably with the voice effects from teh original but hey... Did you write it?

You should also post it in the "A new song for Goonswarm" thread, if it isn't there already.

Edit: needs to be "Turns out that Smoske's dead but we're still alive" at the end, since that piece of cynicism from Molle is what started this all.

[Comstar]

I did indeed write it. I would love if someone recorded it.