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Signe
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Reply #9625 on: March 09, 2010, 01:33:13 PM

Turn signals would indicate what I intend to do.  That's none of your business! 

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Cyrrex
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Reply #9626 on: March 09, 2010, 04:48:17 PM

Turn signals are not optional. A big hearty screw you if you think you don't need to use them.

Sorry I had to get that off my chest.

Fine, just as long as you understand that when I use them, I am not asking permission to pull into your lane.  I'm telling you that I'm about to, so you better make fucking room!

"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
BoatApe
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Reply #9627 on: March 09, 2010, 07:07:19 PM

Oh, and since you play guitar, have a question.. how do guitarists play just on the neck?
The master of two handed fretboard technique is (imo) Stanley Jordan.

I've seen Stanley over a dozen times. Never fails to completely amaze me.  In love
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Reply #9628 on: March 09, 2010, 08:50:12 PM

After jumping myself, I watched a guy fall about 1200 feet when his parachute didn't open and he failed to activate his reserve. Sucks, don't it?

Heard reports that he just broke a leg, some ribs, and is fucked up internally, but that's better than the alternative right?
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Reply #9629 on: March 09, 2010, 09:03:41 PM

 ACK!

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #9630 on: March 10, 2010, 12:37:55 AM

MY SISTER SAID IF I GET ONE MILLION FANS SHE WILL NAME HER BABY MEGATRON

Best use of Facebook I've seen yet. Griefing children.
Signe
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Reply #9631 on: March 10, 2010, 06:04:21 AM

It's not griefing.  It's a cool name.  I wonder what her last name is?  Not that it matters.  Nearly anything will go well with Megatron.

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murdoc
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Reply #9632 on: March 10, 2010, 07:16:33 AM

So yeah - twins on the way.

Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
Ironwood
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Reply #9633 on: March 10, 2010, 07:30:23 AM

What age are they ?

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murdoc
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Reply #9634 on: March 10, 2010, 07:36:08 AM

13 weeks.


Which is a different kind of exciting. Lord help me if they're both girls...

Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
Signe
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Reply #9635 on: March 10, 2010, 07:41:48 AM

Are you saying that you're expecting twins?  If so, congrats and did you really want to put this in Useless News? 

Or am I just not getting some sort of joke again?

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Bunk
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Reply #9636 on: March 10, 2010, 08:26:27 AM

Grats Murdoc. That's um, scary but exciting?

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Reply #9637 on: March 10, 2010, 08:41:51 AM

Are you saying that you're expecting twins?  If so, congrats and did you really want to put this in Useless News? 

Or am I just not getting some sort of joke again?

I AM saying that we're expecting twins and it totally belongs in Useless News!

I'm excited and freaked all at once. 

Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
MrHat
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Reply #9638 on: March 10, 2010, 08:49:50 AM

Are you saying that you're expecting twins?  If so, congrats and did you really want to put this in Useless News? 

Or am I just not getting some sort of joke again?

I AM saying that we're expecting twins and it totally belongs in Useless News!

I'm excited and freaked all at once. 

Mad congrats? First baby(s)? 
murdoc
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Reply #9639 on: March 10, 2010, 09:58:41 AM

Mad congrats? First baby(s)? 

First and only ones. It's been... a process. One that we don't want to go through again.

Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Reply #9640 on: March 10, 2010, 10:01:27 AM

Have fun.  One newborn was scary enough.

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Lantyssa
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Reply #9641 on: March 10, 2010, 11:23:41 AM

Congratulations!  Congratulations!

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
Ironwood
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Reply #9642 on: March 10, 2010, 12:33:25 PM

Mad congrats? First baby(s)? 

First and only ones. It's been... a process. One that we don't want to go through again.

I'll drink to that.

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
Viin
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Reply #9643 on: March 10, 2010, 03:04:52 PM

Mad congrats? First baby(s)? 

First and only ones. It's been... a process. One that we don't want to go through again.

Awesome, now you can get one of those double strollers! I wonder if they make a double highchair ... My wife and I have been inundated with baby tech as we prepare for our first in May. She was hoping for twins but I'm ok with one!

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Reply #9644 on: March 10, 2010, 03:53:30 PM

Grats Murdoc.  Twins are cheating as you get out of Diaper duty in 3 years instead of 6.

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Reply #9645 on: March 10, 2010, 04:39:17 PM

Awesome, now you can get one of those double strollers! I wonder if they make a double highchair ... My wife and I have been inundated with baby tech as we prepare for our first in May. She was hoping for twins but I'm ok with one!

So I wasn't the only person to be a little let down when they only found one in there! 
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Reply #9646 on: March 11, 2010, 07:00:36 PM

I AM saying that we're expecting twins and it totally belongs in Useless News!

I'm excited and freaked all at once. 

Lucky bastard.

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #9647 on: March 11, 2010, 07:31:21 PM

I AM saying that we're expecting twins and it totally belongs in Useless News!

I'm excited and freaked all at once. 
Lucky bastard.
You sir, are a strange motherfucker. What's the mortality rate in Namibia or wherever you're from?
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Reply #9648 on: March 11, 2010, 07:42:45 PM

I totally read that as morality rate and was all like  ACK!/ why so serious?/ awesome, for real

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Reply #9649 on: March 11, 2010, 11:58:30 PM

I just bought this:
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Reply #9650 on: March 12, 2010, 12:52:26 AM

You should be focused on living. To quote Kungfu Panda "today is a gift, that's why they call it the present."

Hic sunt dracones.
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Reply #9651 on: March 12, 2010, 12:58:19 AM

You should be focused on living. To quote Kungfu Panda "today is a gift, that's why they call it the present."

I *could* respond with a big long post, but your counter quote was from Kung Fu Panda and wouldn't even fit on the hands of a watch.

awesome, for real
Signe
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Reply #9652 on: March 12, 2010, 05:17:37 AM

That's a nice watch.  Well, except for the death sentiment.  So far you've shown us your watch, specs and shoes.  You're like a walking accessory stand!  But they were all very nice stuff and pretty reasonably priced.  I'm seriously considering buying those shoes for Righ's birthday next month.

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Reply #9653 on: March 12, 2010, 07:50:57 AM

I'm sure he'll be surprised since he doesn't read the internet.
Signe
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Reply #9654 on: March 12, 2010, 07:54:22 AM

Shuddup you.  He'd be SO surprised that I actually did it if I do do it.  (which I might)

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Reply #9655 on: March 15, 2010, 10:20:50 AM

Neil Peart has more Facebook fans than Geddy Lee 
While they're both very talented, drummers are weird. I was trying to get a jam going with my band's first drummer, who was in a Rush side band with our second bassist. Turns out he /only/ plays Rush songs now. I remember seeing him at a party once in a den with three other drummers watching Rush videos and rewinding the Neil parts. Then they put in some video with Cozy Powell and did the same.

New version of the Hockey Night song being used on TSN now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCBV6h7gf9k

I love that they are using that, even though it makes me sad to hear that them anywhere but HNIC.

Grats Murdoc! Game, socialize, and sleep as much as you can in the next 6 months.

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Reply #9656 on: March 16, 2010, 01:52:22 PM

So yeah - twins on the way.

If you get a million fans will you call them both Megatron?

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Lantyssa
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Reply #9657 on: March 16, 2010, 02:18:42 PM

Need two million.  But Megatron AND Optimus! Grin

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
murdoc
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Reply #9658 on: March 16, 2010, 02:29:16 PM

Luke and Leia, they are twins afterall.

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Reply #9659 on: March 16, 2010, 05:33:34 PM

Megatron and Starscream.  Jeez.

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