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Oban
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Reply #7280 on: July 14, 2009, 07:39:31 PM

Dude, your vape tastes like anus.

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Sky
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Reply #7281 on: July 15, 2009, 07:59:40 AM

I think they call it "anal vape".
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Reply #7282 on: July 15, 2009, 08:00:53 AM

Somebody please stop feeding Sky so much corn and ham! 

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Reply #7283 on: July 15, 2009, 08:11:15 AM

I FUCKING LOVE CORN.

When we have corn I turn into a corn monster and walk around the house with the leftover bowl of corn mumbling in an evil voice "mmmmCOOOOOORNmmmm".
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Reply #7284 on: July 15, 2009, 08:35:23 AM

At least stop lacing the corn with acid.

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Reply #7285 on: July 15, 2009, 10:42:33 AM

Lant's new avatar is exceptionally girly.
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Reply #7286 on: July 15, 2009, 06:34:07 PM

<--- So people know what you're talking about.

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Reply #7287 on: July 15, 2009, 06:39:15 PM

Elf ears and horns.  ELF FURRY!  ACK!

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Reply #7288 on: July 15, 2009, 07:05:10 PM

not enough tentacles

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Reply #7289 on: July 16, 2009, 06:59:32 AM

There's nothing wrong with purple Oni girl!

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Reply #7290 on: July 16, 2009, 09:44:19 AM

...and so begins the end of man.

http://www.adn.com/2835/story/864687.html

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Reply #7291 on: July 16, 2009, 10:22:30 AM

But before ending the world, it will first kill hot chicks (and break our hearts).

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Reply #7292 on: July 16, 2009, 10:39:28 AM

not enough tentacles

Those are lower in the source  pic.

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Reply #7293 on: July 16, 2009, 12:50:31 PM


"They started to resist with a crust that was welded with human brain and willpower."
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Reply #7294 on: July 17, 2009, 01:22:27 AM

So there has been a huge dispute between the local fruit growers and the local distributes which has culminated in the growers dumping around 10 truckloads of cherries on the ground nearby, with apples and pears soon to come (supposedly).

I canned all day and will probably do so all day tomorrow... Two fat sweating men in a 100 degree kitchen for 8 hours. I'm looking forward to it.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #7295 on: July 17, 2009, 03:25:10 AM

That sucks actually.. I hate seeing food going to waste like that.

[edit] Wait, are you saying you salvaged them?
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Reply #7296 on: July 17, 2009, 05:24:29 AM

Wow, dumping perishable food, now that is pretty evil.

They could donate the fruit to local/regional charities and get a nice tax write-off for next year.

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Reply #7297 on: July 17, 2009, 08:30:50 AM

Somewhere in Africa a village wonders why those wacky Americans sent them a crate full of cherries.
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Reply #7298 on: July 17, 2009, 08:49:59 AM

Well, it sure would beat what we gave them last time.


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Reply #7299 on: July 17, 2009, 01:22:27 PM

Heh.

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Reply #7300 on: July 17, 2009, 01:33:19 PM

There was a theater here in the South Bay called the Old Mill (if I'm remembering right) that ran that movie for well over a decade for some reason.

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Reply #7301 on: July 17, 2009, 05:42:20 PM

That sucks actually.. I hate seeing food going to waste like that.

[edit] Wait, are you saying you salvaged them?

Yeah, I think I canned about 50 quart jars of cherries. I didn't actually go pick them up, but I guess there were a ton of people there.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #7302 on: July 17, 2009, 06:12:27 PM

Well, it sure would beat what we gave them last time.

Subtle. Well played, sir.

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Reply #7303 on: July 18, 2009, 11:43:17 PM

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Reply #7304 on: July 19, 2009, 05:43:17 AM

I can't read braille.

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Reply #7305 on: July 20, 2009, 05:26:19 AM

"THIS IS NOT THE SOURCE CODE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR"

I think.

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Reply #7306 on: July 20, 2009, 10:37:08 AM


Not much opportunity for ad revenue.

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Reply #7307 on: July 20, 2009, 11:55:50 AM

Met the coolest fucking guy in the universe. Was spending the day at this little island in the Puget Sound. A little dingy type boat pulls up with a man and woman in it. They are fun people, we share some pot and beer. Then about an hour into socializing the guy casually asks if we want to go on his boat. We assume the little dingy is his boat and start to laugh. He points to this pirate ship anchored in the distance that we had been gawking over all day.

Most badass ship ever. All gleaming polished wood and niceness. The ship has sailed across the world at least twice, guy had lived on it for the passed 6 years. He is a Boeing employee waiting for his pension to kick in (2 more years) so he can sail the seas. It had a pirate cat that had only touched land a handful of times and hates it. Naturally he also had a micro-brewery on the fucking ship with several kegs of full beer. I contemplated stashing myself on the ship and see if I could get him to adopt me, sadly I failed. None of us had our cellphones/cameras on us to take pictures but the man said he would email me some he took of us and the ship. I will post them if he does.
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Reply #7308 on: July 20, 2009, 12:06:15 PM

Most badass ship ever. All gleaming polished wood and niceness. The ship has sailed across the world at least twice, guy had lived on it for the passed 6 years. He is a Boeing employee waiting for his pension to kick in (2 more years) so he can sail the seas. It had a pirate cat that had only touched land a handful of times and hates it. Naturally he also had a micro-brewery on the fucking ship with several kegs of full beer. I contemplated stashing myself on the ship and see if I could get him to adopt me, sadly I failed. None of us had our cellphones/cameras on us to take pictures but the man said he would email me some he took of us and the ship. I will post them if he does.

This guy is the most awesome guy ever.  I want to murder him and use his skin as a pirate suit. 

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Reply #7309 on: July 20, 2009, 12:29:46 PM

I don't get jealous often, but I just did.
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Reply #7310 on: July 20, 2009, 01:47:30 PM

Yep, I'd love to have a pension.

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Reply #7311 on: July 20, 2009, 02:40:20 PM

Large yachts are overrated.

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Reply #7312 on: July 20, 2009, 02:48:10 PM

Pirate Ship.
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Reply #7313 on: July 20, 2009, 09:02:31 PM

Met the coolest fucking guy in the universe. Was spending the day at this little island in the Puget Sound. A little dingy type boat pulls up with a man and woman in it. They are fun people, we share some pot and beer. Then about an hour into socializing the guy casually asks if we want to go on his boat. We assume the little dingy is his boat and start to laugh. He points to this pirate ship anchored in the distance that we had been gawking over all day.

Sounds like the plot of several movies I have seen. Not all of them XXX-rated.

I am not sure I want to see the pictures  ACK!

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Reply #7314 on: July 20, 2009, 11:45:19 PM

Large yachts are overrated.

My knowledge of boats is very limited. It was a 51 foot sailboat attempting to replicate a "pirate ship". Not humongous but complete style. Everything wood in a modernized replica of an oldschool ship. There were many larger, more expensive yachts but this was in a class of its own. A "cruiser" class yacht that was 100% pure oldschool awesome.
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