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Lantyssa
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Reply #7210 on: July 06, 2009, 02:51:04 PM

That's the way Dad did it.  That's the way America does it.  And it's worked out pretty well so far.

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Reply #7211 on: July 06, 2009, 03:14:17 PM

That's the way Dad did it.  That's the way America does it.  And it's worked out pretty well so far.

It's as old as Rome:

"We shall next examine whether the city or the country produces the best and most capable soldiers. No one, I imagine, can doubt that the peasants are the most fit to carry arms for they from their infancy have been exposed to all kinds of weather and have been brought up to the hardest labor. They are able to endure the greatest heat of the sun, are unacquainted with the use of baths, and are strangers to the other luxuries of life. They are simple, content with little, inured to all kinds of fatigue, and prepared in some measure for a military life by their continual employment in their country-work, in handling the spade, digging trenches and carrying burdens."

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Reply #7212 on: July 06, 2009, 03:52:06 PM

"Plus, those blacks have pretty good aim already."

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Reply #7213 on: July 06, 2009, 03:59:52 PM


Yes because a sense of entitlement all by itself should be enough to give us such a wonderful place to live.  After all why would we want to celebrate people getting off their ass and doing something to enforce their world view other than just pissing and moaning about it.  It is far more classy to worship the dude in a red suit as we over indulge in consumerism and greed.

Yeah, because blowing shit up until the birds start singing, with no regard for your neighbors (or the environment - thanks for leaving all that toxic waste in my street), is all you have to do to prove your dedication to our fine country. Heck, you don't even need to vote, or stay off meth, or finish high school! God-fearing folks blowing shit up is how freedom happens!
Don't lay all the evils of your white trash neighbors at my feet or on our nations holiday.  Just thank god you don't live in Austin or you would be throwing New Years Eve, Memorial Day & Veterans Day into the white trash bin as well (fireworks apparently aren't just for the 4th anymore).
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Reply #7214 on: July 06, 2009, 04:07:56 PM

The liberal middle classes are mad for the proletariat in theory.  It's just having to actually encounter them that turns out to be so tiresome for the poor poppets.

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Reply #7215 on: July 06, 2009, 04:22:52 PM


Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #7216 on: July 06, 2009, 04:29:04 PM


Oh, I caught your reference....  I just couldn't control my instincts towards esoteric  pedantry.
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Reply #7217 on: July 06, 2009, 04:51:14 PM


Don't lay all the evils of your white trash neighbors at my feet or on our nations holiday.  Just thank god you don't live in Austin or you would be throwing New Years Eve, Memorial Day & Veterans Day into the white trash bin as well (fireworks apparently aren't just for the 4th anymore).

The rest of the holidays don't take place at a time of year when I have all my windows open to hear (and smell) the revelry. I like fireworks just as much as the next person - hell, our City's festival has two special nights of them - just not past 12am. Loving your country also means obeying its laws (both noise and fireworks ordinances).

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Reply #7218 on: July 07, 2009, 11:14:43 AM

I watched the movie Twilight last night, and today I feel like less of a man.

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Reply #7219 on: July 07, 2009, 12:45:59 PM

I celebrated the birth of my nation by being in another one.

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Reply #7220 on: July 07, 2009, 02:16:13 PM

On the 4th I volunteered to work in a kitchen dishing out meals to some old folks.
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Reply #7221 on: July 07, 2009, 05:42:05 PM

On the 4th I sat around the house in my draws playing Majora's Mask and drinking fruit smoothies.

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Reply #7222 on: July 07, 2009, 06:14:10 PM

On the 4th I showed up to a pool party and watched a drunken smoking hot 20 year phillipino chick in a bikini chase after a 16 year old boy who was apparently afraid of the poon.  Highlight of the night:  Her trying to beat him off in the hottub when his aunt walked up. Good times.
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Reply #7223 on: July 07, 2009, 06:34:21 PM

I went to the Estacada 4th thing, and it sucked. Instead of music during fireworks, we got to listen to someone tune instruments and say check about 10000 times.

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Reply #7224 on: July 08, 2009, 01:46:18 PM

So I'm off to Freedomland for three weeks from tomorrow. Mostly I'll be in Colorado Springs but I have four nights at the Venetian in Las Vegas booked next week. Should be fun, I've been to Las Vegas a few times before but this is the first time I've stayed on the strip.

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Reply #7225 on: July 08, 2009, 02:15:20 PM

Vegas in July, good choice. Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #7226 on: July 08, 2009, 02:22:29 PM

It's a "dry" heat though.   awesome, for real
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Reply #7227 on: July 08, 2009, 02:32:54 PM

The proper rejoinder to "But it's a dry heat" is "So is an oven."
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Reply #7228 on: July 08, 2009, 08:22:30 PM

So I'm off to Freedomland for three weeks from tomorrow. Mostly I'll be in Colorado Springs but I have four nights at the Venetian in Las Vegas booked next week. Should be fun, I've been to Las Vegas a few times before but this is the first time I've stayed on the strip.

I'll be in Vegas, at the Venetian, the 17th and the 18th!  We should hookup if you're there.   DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #7229 on: July 08, 2009, 10:59:22 PM

Man date!  Someone call Fatty Roman and Little Jacob!

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Reply #7230 on: July 09, 2009, 03:50:57 AM

So I'm off to Freedomland for three weeks from tomorrow. Mostly I'll be in Colorado Springs but I have four nights at the Venetian in Las Vegas booked next week. Should be fun, I've been to Las Vegas a few times before but this is the first time I've stayed on the strip.

I'll be in Vegas, at the Venetian, the 17th and the 18th!  We should hookup if you're there.   DRILLING AND MANLINESS

And Evo will be going on in the Rio!

We'll miss you by a day as we ship out on the 16th.

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Reply #7231 on: July 09, 2009, 07:32:43 AM

Today's word: abend

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Reply #7232 on: July 09, 2009, 07:34:14 AM

Today's word: abend
Tomorrow's word: astraight
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Reply #7233 on: July 09, 2009, 07:35:32 AM

 Facepalm awesome, for real

EDIT: Can tomorrow's word be "transfer"?  Used in a sentence: "Please transfer the Age of Conan guild to Rattran."

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Reply #7234 on: July 09, 2009, 07:42:13 AM

Facepalm awesome, for real

EDIT: Can tomorrow's word be "transfer"?  Used in a sentence: "Please transfer the Age of Conan guild to Rattran."

Kiyah. Yea, I can probably do that. No one has even told me to log in at any certain time.
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Reply #7235 on: July 09, 2009, 11:44:08 AM

No one has even told me to log in at any certain time.

Among other reasons, I don't even know what time I will get home from work most days.

I almost referred someone to godaddy for a domain name but later retracted. awesome, for real

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Reply #7236 on: July 09, 2009, 03:07:47 PM

Bob Dylan: The Asparagus of Music

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Reply #7237 on: July 09, 2009, 04:42:24 PM

Asparagus is tasty when dipped in Bearnaise sauce.  I wonder what sort of sauce would make Bob Dylan tasty.

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Reply #7238 on: July 09, 2009, 05:02:31 PM

I love asparagus, especially on the grill.  We should all go to VDL's cooking thread and discuss asparagus.

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Reply #7239 on: July 09, 2009, 05:21:45 PM

Asparagus is tasty when dipped in Bearnaise sauce.  I wonder what sort of sauce would make Bob Dylan tasty.

Barbecue sauce.

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Reply #7240 on: July 09, 2009, 08:13:28 PM

So I'm off to Freedomland for three weeks from tomorrow. Mostly I'll be in Colorado Springs but I have four nights at the Venetian in Las Vegas booked next week. Should be fun, I've been to Las Vegas a few times before but this is the first time I've stayed on the strip.

I'll be in Vegas, at the Venetian, the 17th and the 18th!  We should hookup if you're there.   DRILLING AND MANLINESS

And Evo will be going on in the Rio!

We'll miss you by a day as we ship out on the 16th.

Oh well.

Hey, anyone in the UK want to buy me the current issue if i-D magazine?

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Reply #7241 on: July 09, 2009, 08:30:31 PM

Hey, anyone in the UK want to buy me the current issue if i-D magazine?

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Reply #7242 on: July 09, 2009, 08:48:30 PM

Hey, anyone in the UK want to buy me the current issue if i-D magazine?

Sure, here you go. 

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Reply #7243 on: July 09, 2009, 09:03:05 PM

I am strangely suspicious some of you don't live in the UK.

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Reply #7244 on: July 09, 2009, 09:39:09 PM

Today, I fixed a sandwich made of onion rings, breaded chicken and mozzarella sticks on a French roll with marinara and some green leaf lettuce for crunch. Good times.

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