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Signe
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Reply #7245 on: July 09, 2009, 10:28:52 PM

Were the onion rings and mozzarella sticks breaded like the chicken?  Then put it all inside bread?  There is a theme to this sandwich!

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Reply #7246 on: July 09, 2009, 10:52:44 PM

Today, I fixed a sandwich made of onion rings, breaded chicken and mozzarella sticks on a French roll with marinara and some green leaf lettuce for crunch. Good times.

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Reply #7247 on: July 10, 2009, 08:24:07 AM

I had goat tacos and beef tongue tacos last night.

They were quite possibly  DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS so fucking awesome.  $2/piece.  Best place ever.
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Reply #7248 on: July 10, 2009, 10:50:32 AM

I'll be in Vegas, at the Venetian, the 17th and the 18th!  We should hookup if you're there.   DRILLING AND MANLINESS

Friendly alert: The public sanitation system is casting off a serious smell of sewage around the Venetian (at least it was during Fan Faire). The hotel is not a sewer, but the shit smell is all about. They were pumping some kind of scent through the hotel common areas and it triggered an allergic reaction with my wife (dashing her hopes of eating at Puck's).

So plan on smelling some lilac and shit while you are there. I suggest inebriation as the solution.

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Reply #7249 on: July 10, 2009, 10:53:04 AM

I had goat tacos and beef tongue tacos last night.

They were quite possibly  DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS so fucking awesome.  $2/piece.  Best place ever.

I love goat meat. So few people do.

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Reply #7250 on: July 10, 2009, 10:54:57 AM


Friendly alert: The public sanitation system is casting off a serious smell of sewage around the Venetian

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Reply #7251 on: July 10, 2009, 10:57:43 AM

I love goat meat. So few people do.

That means more for you! 

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Reply #7252 on: July 10, 2009, 11:34:20 AM

I liked the goat I ate that one time.  Had lots of bones, however.

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Reply #7253 on: July 10, 2009, 12:39:14 PM

I liked the goat I ate that one time.  Had lots of bones, however.

If you take out the bones and then cook the goat, it won't be as much of a problem.
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Reply #7254 on: July 10, 2009, 02:09:30 PM

Goat meat is actually really goddamn tender. The only time I had it was Indian, and it was spiced to fuck and back. Would have tasted a lot better with less heat, but it practically fell off the bone.

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Reply #7255 on: July 10, 2009, 02:09:38 PM

I'll be in Vegas, at the Venetian, the 17th and the 18th!  We should hookup if you're there.   DRILLING AND MANLINESS

Friendly alert: The public sanitation system is casting off a serious smell of sewage around the Venetian (at least it was during Fan Faire). The hotel is not a sewer, but the shit smell is all about. They were pumping some kind of scent through the hotel common areas and it triggered an allergic reaction with my wife (dashing her hopes of eating at Puck's).

So plan on smelling some lilac and shit while you are there. I suggest inebriation as the solution.

If it was the cloying vanilla scent, they have been using that since they opened, and it is really irritating.

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Reply #7256 on: July 10, 2009, 02:35:06 PM

I don't like goat meat much.  It's not awful in a curry, but even marinated the other cuts I've had just tasted too much like mutton for me.  Only slimey-ish.  I don't like mutton either!  I don't mind lamb so much but if it wasn't for Righ, I probably wouldn't have anything but the odd chop now and then.  I like the odd game meat - most game hens, Barbary Sheep isn't awful, pheasant, etc,  The most awful meat I've had so far is bear.  Oh God.  So awful.  I've had it three times, too - once as some sort of horrible, scary burger.  All when I was living in New Mexico.  Unfortunately for me, I find it impolite to refuse to eat the food someone cooks for me when I'm invited to dinner.  I had a lot of American Indian and friends who hunted when I lived there.  As I get older, I seem to cut more and more red meat out of my diet.  It does more nasty things for my tummy than nice things.

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Reply #7257 on: July 10, 2009, 02:39:18 PM

Hmm... I've never had goat but I love mutton. I now have a new meat that I really want to try!

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Reply #7258 on: July 10, 2009, 03:16:59 PM

Maybe goat is better in Britain.  I have to say that I like both beef (maybe it's the mad cow taste!) and lamb better there than in the US.  I don't think bear is likely to taste good to me any place in the world.   ACK!

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Reply #7259 on: July 10, 2009, 03:44:31 PM

I'll admit that I've never gotten to try cooking for myself in the US but the impression I've gotten is that short of very expensive cuts they really favour pumping animals with steroids and generally maximising bang for the buck with them. I'd not be surprised if that meant inferior meat although I'd also express surprise if it's not too difficult to get hold of mutton in the states. It's almost impossible in the UK since all anyone ever wants is lamb and frankly I don't lamb is as good for stews.

The selection of bear in the average British butchers is somewhat lacking but there are loads of Halal ones near me, maybe they serve it there! I am sure it would not be at all culuturally insensitive to ask whether Muslims eat bear.

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Reply #7260 on: July 10, 2009, 04:13:25 PM

Not sure where to put this, but I'm a bit out of the loop. I did a fresh install of XP, and was just wondering what are some good essential add-ons to Windows? I'm fully updated with MS stuff.. and put that Media Center theme on it (Royale?). And I have the K-Lite Codec pack (haven't installed it yet). What else is good?
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Reply #7261 on: July 10, 2009, 04:57:37 PM

Were the onion rings and mozzarella sticks breaded like the chicken?  Then put it all inside bread?  There is a theme to this sandwich!

The moment has passed but, to answer your questions: Yes, all three were breaded and then stuffed into the roll! My fingers were covered in marinara because the ingredients kept busting out of their fluffy cage.


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Reply #7262 on: July 13, 2009, 06:09:27 PM

Fuck you, Autodesk, and your insipid insistence at making your proprietary AEC objects ignore the Layer Keys, Standards and settings the CAD managers of the world spend weeks setting up.  In the end it becomes easier to just add the fucking things to your standards and tell your users, "that's just the way it works."

Double fuck you for also making them adhere to no sensible naming convention, so you have to add them into your standards with incredibly stupid names like "Flr-Anno-Nplt" and "Standard."

"Look, I know it SAYS standard, but you just have to understand it's NOT the standard. It's just something Autodesk forces on us."

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Reply #7263 on: July 13, 2009, 07:28:36 PM

Not sure where to put this, but I'm a bit out of the loop. I did a fresh install of XP, and was just wondering what are some good essential add-ons to Windows? I'm fully updated with MS stuff.. and put that Media Center theme on it (Royale?). And I have the K-Lite Codec pack (haven't installed it yet). What else is good?

What do you need to do?

WinRAR
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Cygwin
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Firefox
Steam
Sysinternals shit

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Reply #7264 on: July 14, 2009, 12:17:33 AM

You can make a prison dildo out of bread, water and toothpaste.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #7265 on: July 14, 2009, 06:15:32 AM

Can we all agree that we're not going to ask FT how he knows this?

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Reply #7266 on: July 14, 2009, 08:13:03 AM

Today is Grammar Snake Day.



why so serious?

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Reply #7267 on: July 14, 2009, 09:21:57 AM

You can make a prison dildo out of bread, water and toothpaste.

Common knowleadge.

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Reply #7268 on: July 14, 2009, 09:22:37 AM

Today is Grammer Snake Day.
FIFY!  this guy looks legit
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Reply #7269 on: July 14, 2009, 10:08:59 AM


Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #7270 on: July 14, 2009, 10:44:59 AM

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Reply #7271 on: July 14, 2009, 11:10:14 AM

I think my computer has herpes.

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Reply #7272 on: July 14, 2009, 01:27:01 PM


Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #7273 on: July 14, 2009, 01:42:49 PM

You can make a prison dildo out of bread, water and toothpaste.
Or you can buy a real one for ten dollars.

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Reply #7274 on: July 14, 2009, 01:49:30 PM

Not in prison, you can't.

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Reply #7275 on: July 14, 2009, 01:57:56 PM

There it's 20 cigarettes.

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Reply #7276 on: July 14, 2009, 02:35:03 PM

Not in prison, you can't.
If I had to worry about that then I would request conjugal visitation rights.

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Reply #7277 on: July 14, 2009, 03:39:54 PM

Since they let you smoke in prison, I wonder if they would let you vape.

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Reply #7278 on: July 14, 2009, 07:12:33 PM

I can't see them letting you have the liquid in an already easy to poison someone with form.
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Reply #7279 on: July 14, 2009, 07:33:09 PM

True.  If the capsule breaks open inside someone's anus, it would kill them.

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