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Oban
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Reply #5670 on: February 06, 2009, 01:09:27 AM


There is no evidence of Romans vomiting up food voluntarily.


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Murgos
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Reply #5671 on: February 06, 2009, 06:27:16 AM

Whelp, I'm sitting in a hospital bed after having an appendectomy last night. Whee!  At least I get some drugs an a few daysboff work out of it.

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Reply #5672 on: February 06, 2009, 06:30:01 AM

Whelp, I'm sitting in a hospital bed after having an appendectomy last night. Whee!  At least I get some drugs an a few daysboff work out of it.

Glad to hear that you're ok.  Get well soon! 

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-  Mark Twain
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Reply #5673 on: February 06, 2009, 06:56:47 AM

OMG, Murgos!   ACK!  I'm happy you're okay!  I'm sorry your body is turning against you!

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Reply #5674 on: February 06, 2009, 07:02:39 AM

Any particular reason for the appendectomy, or did it just seem like a good idea while drunk?

The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Reply #5675 on: February 06, 2009, 07:09:48 AM

Any particular reason for the appendectomy, or did it just seem like a good idea while drunk?
It was an attempted kidney snatch gone horribly wrong.  :)

It's surprsing how quick that came on. Less than 24 house from the first sign of pain to sitting in the preop ward. Beware stomach pains!!!

Luckily it was caught before it exploded so I should recover quickly, I may even be out of here tonight. Thanks for the well-wishes, think I'll take a nap.

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Reply #5676 on: February 06, 2009, 07:16:54 AM

Good job - glad you caught it early. Enjoy the drugs & get well soon.

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Reply #5677 on: February 06, 2009, 08:12:52 AM

Woah bad luck Murgos! Glad they got it before you ended up with peritonitis or something!

Be warned, if they gave you morphine it has some unpleasant side effects  swamp poop

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Reply #5678 on: February 06, 2009, 09:24:31 AM

Congratulations on being one organ down!

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Reply #5679 on: February 06, 2009, 09:25:49 AM

Congratulations on being one organ down!

Yah, but it's an awesome way to lose weight.    DRILLING AND MANLINESS
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Reply #5680 on: February 06, 2009, 09:30:29 AM

The only reason I haven't had my legs removed to lose weight is that I'm already too short! 

That and, well, you know - stairs.

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Reply #5681 on: February 06, 2009, 09:33:19 AM

<snail joke>

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Reply #5682 on: February 06, 2009, 10:20:40 AM

You can get a stair-climbing wheelchair, you know.

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Reply #5683 on: February 06, 2009, 10:36:45 AM

I want to create a body of work I feel genuinely proud of and will give pleasure to other people.

And enjoy enormous amounts of good sex, good food and good company. Possibly all at once.
You're going to create an android hooker who is a stunning cook and conversationalist?

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #5684 on: February 06, 2009, 10:37:29 AM

You're going to create an android hooker who is a stunning cook and conversationalist?

Who cares about conversation?   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #5685 on: February 06, 2009, 10:38:08 AM

Eek!  Glad you're alright and mostly intact Murgos.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #5686 on: February 06, 2009, 04:28:03 PM

I hate schilling, but I'm participating in a blog event called Blog For Food to raise funds for the Oregon Food Bank. While I eat, cook and blog about extravagant food, it's easy to forget that I grew up poor and was a recipient of donated foods as a kid.



If any of you have a few extra bucks and want to chip in, you can say you know someone who was personally helped by the Oregon Food Bank's generosity. I know this comes at a shitty time for a lot of people, but anything helps. Thanks!

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Oban
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Reply #5687 on: February 06, 2009, 04:31:59 PM

People use pens to blog?

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Reply #5688 on: February 06, 2009, 04:44:28 PM

People use pens to blog?
Want me to replace it with a giant enter key?
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Reply #5689 on: February 06, 2009, 05:17:08 PM

keyboard

laptop

iphone

meh

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Reply #5690 on: February 06, 2009, 11:15:38 PM

You're going to create an android hooker who is a stunning cook and conversationalist?

And that fella in RadioShack said I was mad! WHO'S MAD NOW EH? MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #5691 on: February 07, 2009, 05:37:42 AM

Be warned, if they gave you morphine it has some unpleasant side effects  swamp poop

Yeah, I'm continuously reminded of that scene from Train Spotting where Rent Boy suddenly becomes 'unstoppered' in the worst loo in Scotland.

4 mg hydromorphine every 4 hours or as needed.  Good stuff otherwise.

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Reply #5692 on: February 07, 2009, 07:39:52 AM

And that fella in RadioShack said I was mad! WHO'S MAD NOW EH? MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH  DRILLING AND MANLINESS
You're still mad, but we love you because of it. Heart

(You are going to share, right?)

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #5693 on: February 07, 2009, 08:53:43 AM

And that fella in RadioShack said I was mad! WHO'S MAD NOW EH? MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH  DRILLING AND MANLINESS
You're still mad, but we love you because of it. Heart

(You are going to share, right?)
Why else would I make it in easy-wash materials? But it can't swim or fly so recipient pays postage, k?

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Reply #5694 on: February 07, 2009, 08:48:01 PM

More evidence that Google is EVIL!

In the second pic, the deer is obviously running away from the guy trying to run it down.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #5695 on: February 09, 2009, 01:34:27 PM

My sweet little ginger tom has become gigantic.   ACK!  I thought he'd be tiny but he won't stop growing!

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No lie.


Reply #5696 on: February 09, 2009, 01:59:42 PM

My sweet little ginger tom has become gigantic.   ACK!  I thought he'd be tiny but he won't stop growing!
It's probably those weird meat discs you give him!
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Reply #5697 on: February 09, 2009, 02:16:19 PM

My sweet little ginger tom has become gigantic.   ACK!  I thought he'd be tiny but he won't stop growing!
It's probably those weird meat discs you give him!


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Reply #5698 on: February 10, 2009, 06:36:07 AM

Spaten Optimator.  I had seven.

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Reply #5699 on: February 10, 2009, 06:40:59 AM

You drank that many?  Or you just have them?  If you just have them, why?  If you just drank them - it's awfully early, no?  Or am I confused?  I bet your breath is all nasty and malty, too.

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Reply #5700 on: February 10, 2009, 07:55:53 AM

Oh, that was on Sunday.  Seven is indeed a lot, but at least I was out with the wife and she was sober when we left.

My breath wasn't malty because I also chained five or six Marlboro Lights.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #5701 on: February 10, 2009, 07:57:10 AM

My last remaining grandmother just died a few hours ago. Kind of a relief really, she'd had a really crappy last couple of years, zero quality of life and had been open about just wanting to die for about 18 months now. For her sake, and the sake of those who were looking after her in the last years, I'm glad she's finally out of her pain.

Something really wrong about laws that stop doctors from helping someone die with dignity and without pain.

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Reply #5702 on: February 10, 2009, 08:16:58 AM

Sorry to hear about that, but glad to hear that she is out of her suffering.

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Reply #5703 on: February 10, 2009, 08:42:40 AM

I'm going to a con in Seattle on the 24th and 25th.



It's a wind project siting workshop the AWEA is hosting, not a real "con".

Nice of you to come to town for my birthday!

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Reply #5704 on: February 10, 2009, 08:53:02 AM

I'm sorry about your granny, apocrypha.   Heart 

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