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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I'm going to a con in Seattle on the 24th and 25th.
It's a wind project siting workshop the AWEA is hosting, not a real "con".
Nice of you to come to town for my birthday! I planned it like that. Which one is your b-day? I'm meeting a friend for drinks on the evening of the 23rd, taking the train back home on the 25th. Also, it's a work thing so I may end up being on a leash (at least until the co-drones go to bed). Also, @apocrypha - sorry for your loss. My grandma was my favorite relative.  |
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Thanks folks, but please, don't be sorry, everyone is just incredibly relieved. We all loved her dearly but she had stopped being her a long time ago.
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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I'm going to a con in Seattle on the 24th and 25th.
It's a wind project siting workshop the AWEA is hosting, not a real "con".
Nice of you to come to town for my birthday! I planned it like that. Which one is your b-day? I'm meeting a friend for drinks on the evening of the 23rd, taking the train back home on the 25th. Also, it's a work thing so I may end up being on a leash (at least until the co-drones go to bed). Also, @apocrypha - sorry for your loss. My grandma was my favorite relative. Bolded the important date  Logistics probably won't work to meet up during the week anyway, especially with Kieran involved. Come up on a weekend soon! |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Engels
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Also, it's a work thing so I may end up being on a leash
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Yegolev
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My last remaining grandmother just died a few hours ago. Kind of a relief really, she'd had a really crappy last couple of years, zero quality of life and had been open about just wanting to die for about 18 months now. For her sake, and the sake of those who were looking after her in the last years, I'm glad she's finally out of her pain.
Something really wrong about laws that stop doctors from helping someone die with dignity and without pain.
Condolences. Your final statement, I could help you start a thread on that. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Alrighty, done. I tell ya, if brevity is the soul of wit then I'm about as funny as a fart at a funeral  |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Signe
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Muse.
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I can't believe I was tricked into going in to Politics!  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Lantyssa
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I can't believe I was tricked into going in to Politics! Awww, it's cozy in there. All puppies and kittens. You shouldn't be so scared of it. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Yeah, we've got the cozy kitty and puppy corpses stacked into nice plush furniture. Comfy!
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rattran
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Yeah, we've got the cozy kitty and puppy corpses stacked into nice plush furniture. Comfy!
Aren't we supposed to call them land fish now? |
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stray
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bleh, wrong thread
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« Last Edit: February 12, 2009, 03:53:41 PM by Stray »
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stu
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Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML |
Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Mrbloodworth
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Today, when my boyfriend and I were lying in bed, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML LMAO! |
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Draegan
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Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML ROFL |
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Nerf
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The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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Today I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. So: my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML |
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rattran
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Random now has one of those cone-head things after ripping out two of the stitches in his ear. It's pathetic, sad, and uproariously funny all at the same time. And Oscar (the big cat) keeps sneaking up behind him and smacking the top/back of the cone.
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FatuousTwat
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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schild
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It's like the witching hour for old school neckbeards where they'll summon the immortal soul of programmers past to write obfuscated code in order to destroy the world. |
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stray
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Apparently, it's just that important.   |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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Wow, that FML site has some real gems. Good thing I cannot access it at work.
EDIT: Also, actually got up off the butt and joined a gym today. Hopefully the join fee/monthly fee keeps me honest and going.
At the very least, attractive women walking about every now and then is surely better scenery than the white wall in front of our treadmill in the basement.
And I hate myself for even considering this a plus.
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« Last Edit: February 13, 2009, 08:21:01 PM by Strazos »
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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stray
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You hate yourself for preferring the sight of women rather than a white wall? I won't be an asshole like I've been before, but sometimes you say the oddest things. |
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Lantyssa
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He enjoys the scenery. He dislikes objectifying women to do so.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Rishathra
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Enjoying the sight of an attractive woman is objectifying her? Damn, I guess I've been doing it wrong then.
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"...you'll still be here trying to act cool while actually being a bored and frustrated office worker with a vibrating anger-valve puffing out internet hostility." - Falconeer
"That looks like English but I have no idea what you just said." - Trippy
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NowhereMan
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The enjoying or the objectifying?
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Rishathra
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Well, it has been implied that enjoying is objectifying. I don't think one automatically means the other.
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"...you'll still be here trying to act cool while actually being a bored and frustrated office worker with a vibrating anger-valve puffing out internet hostility." - Falconeer
"That looks like English but I have no idea what you just said." - Trippy
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Engels
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There are some misconceptions about how men stare at women. Its not 'objectification' in the same way one would admire a car or a vase. Its all about context, body language, atmosphere, etc. A super model dripping sweat on a treadmill while her breasts gently sway is omgwtfhot. Same woman, dead on a morgue slab, not so much (for most I hasten to add). In this way men are more similar to women than is commonly believed, but we are just far less discrete about it, because we're randy bozos.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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stray
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No one who is in a gym minds being objectified. Half of being fit is wanting to look good. Few people like overt ogling (hell, even when it happens to men, that can be weird), but there's nothing wrong with a little "objectification".
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Well, a real plus, for me, is that every cardio machine is lined up in front of banks of TVs, and each unit has a device you can plug earphones into in order to tune into the audio from the channel of your choice. Now, I can get my workout and my MSNBC on at the same time
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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stray
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I'm afraid that my cynicism has reached new heights. Approaching severe territory. I can't trust fucking anyone to do the right thing. [edit] Also, money pisses me off. |
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« Last Edit: February 14, 2009, 08:50:16 PM by Stray »
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rattran
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[edit] Also, money pisses me off.
Just send it along to me, and I guarantee I can dispose of it for you. No charge. |
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stray
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No, I have enough people taking my shit.
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stray
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So anyways, I could have gone out with 4 strippers last night to celebrate V-Day, and at least got laid by one of them.. But I'm so fucking screwed I can't even buy a drink right now. For them. Or for me to cry my tears away. FML. [edit] V meaning Venereal. |
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« Last Edit: February 15, 2009, 04:02:33 AM by Stray »
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Merusk
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Congrats on dodging the penicillin bullet train.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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stray
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I didn't dodge anything. That's just God foiling my plans again. Among other people.
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