 Author
|
Topic: Useless Conversation (Read 4218089 times)
|
Oban
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4662
|
We had a re-org at work and I am dreading going in today.
Peter Gibbons: You're gonna lay off Samir and Michael?
Bob Slydell: Oh yeah, we're gonna bring in some entry-level graduates, farm some work out to Singapore, that's the usual deal.
Bob Porter: Standard operating procedure.
Peter Gibbons: Do they know this yet?
Bob Slydell: No. No, of course not. We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
|
|
|
Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
|
Best halloween display was about 5 blocks from my house. The actual display was kinda lame, but they had the most fucking coolest awesomesplendid skinned corpse laid out on a table. It's like the whole yard was done in decent but average (cut above walmart display type stuff) and then there was this massive dollop of amazing. And it was really creepy looking, I had to drive by twice. I'd set that thing in a chair by the front window just to keep motherfuckers in line. Maybe put it in a dress and call myself Norman.
|
|
|
|
|
MrHat
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7432
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
|
Free Coffee at Starbucks, free donuts at krispy kreme, and free ice cream at ben and jerry's.
Just have to vote, don't forget your sticker!
|
|
|
|
|
Grimwell
Developers
Posts: 752
[Redacted]
|
I've never seen so many kids I wanted to strangle. They don't say "Trick or Treat" anymore, they bitch if they don't like the candy, and they bitch about wanting more than one or two.
Greedy little bastards.
That's when you close the door on them. Maybe grab their bags first, but definitely close the door. |
Grimwell
|
|
|
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
|
See if they like to be sprayed with water. I'll put down five that they won't like it.
|
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
What's with spraying water around here? If your cat misbehaves, spray her with water. If you don't like some kid, spray him with water. I don't even know what "put down five" means, but I'll bet it has something to do with spraying water.
|
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
Merusk
Terracotta Army
Posts: 27449
Badge Whore
|
We're guys, we like spraying things.
|
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
|
|
|
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
|
If you don't like spraying people with water, you're definitely unamerican.
|
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
|
|
|
Oban
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4662
|
Yep, everything is golden in America.
|
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
|
|
|
Nerf
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2421
The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
|
Not all Americans like spraying others with golden things, you're just a sick fuck.
|
|
|
|
|
bhodi
Moderator
Posts: 6817
No lie.
|
Taste the golden spray.
|
|
|
|
|
|
WayAbvPar
|
Worst brand of cranberry juice EVAR.
|
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
|
|
|
schild
Administrator
Posts: 60350
|
On Halloween, I only managed to make one Trick or Treater cry. But he wasn't dressed up and I told him candy causes cancer.
Next year I'm going with: "I don't see your mommy, is she hitting the bottle again?"
|
|
|
|
|
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
|
Your candy bowl is full of emotional scars.  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
|
|
|
FatuousTwat
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2223
|
If he is saying something awesome, I think by "putting down five" he means slapping/punching them in the face. If not, I have no idea.
We put up a few dummies, paste blood all over them, set up giant spiders/spider web, blood prints, redrum in blood, blacklights etc. We have this really awesome CPR mask that was taken from a plaster mold of some dead woman they found in a river, if you put some makeup on it, it looks just like a head/skinned face.
7 years or so ago, we really went all out. We had a fog generator and rigged the giant spider to fall down in front of the door right on top of them. Me and a couple friends dressed up in old clothes and pretended to be dummies, and scared the shit out of kids.
It kind of sucked this year, only set up the spiders/blood/dummy. Not even a pumpkin. We still have kids that are afraid of the dummies. Makes me feel all gooey inside.
|
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
|
|
|
stray
Terracotta Army
Posts: 16818
has an iMac.
|
Does anyone here actually just savor an iced coffee?
I just blow through them, and grab another. That ain't good. Going back to hot, just to pace myself.
|
|
|
|
|
NowhereMan
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7353
|
When I make them myself and actually take time to make a good one then yes, I like to savour it. I have also been known to use instant coffee, condensed milk and generous amounts of sugar to make quick and tasty beverage I blow through and then get the shakes from since they taste too sweet to have caffeine.
|
"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
|
|
|
Oban
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4662
|
An unadulterated venti iced americano will cure you of that craving.
|
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
|
|
|
NowhereMan
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7353
|
Actually speaking of coffee a previous tenant in the house I'm living in left a 3 cup stove top Espresso pot. I am seriously considering buying a bigger one just because it makes fucking nice coffee. Doing two lots without changing gives me a decent amount of coffee that's not somewhere between an espresso and an americano though, which is nice.
|
"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
|
|
|
Murgos
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7474
|
Iced coffee to me is just a beverage, something you drink because you are thirsty. Hot coffee on the other hand, well, it's a requirement, a necessity. I can get caffeine from diet coke, it's not the point.
|
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
Me too, Murgos. I love coffee and even got one of those pricey coffee makers that grind and brew it immediately. I completely wash and dry every bit of it before making a new pot because I want my coffee perfect. I know I'm obsessive about it but I swear I can tell the difference. My nephew works at a coffee shop (he's a struggling musician living with a gorgeous struggling artist) and sometimes brings me lovely beans. The nicest thing about this time of year, too, is that some really awesome dark rich blends come out for the holidays. Seattle's Best doesn't carry my favourite coffee beans but I quite enjoy their holiday blend. (it's what I made this morning!)
|
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
apocrypha
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6711
Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
|
We put up a few dummies, paste blood all over them, set up giant spiders/spider web, blood prints, redrum in blood, blacklights etc. We have this really awesome CPR mask that was taken from a plaster mold of some dead woman they found in a river, if you put some makeup on it, it looks just like a head/skinned face.
That's seriously awesome, have you got any pics? I'd love to do something like that but trick-or-treating is done really half-arsedly here in the UK in my experience. Most you get is one or two pairs of kids, usually not even in costume of any kind, chapping the door and asking for sweets. It's just not a big event like it seems to be in America, although all my knowledge of that comes from TV & movies so I have no idea what it's really like Edit: Unh.. pedobear smiley button right next to AFR one  |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
|
|
|
rattran
Moderator
Posts: 4258
Unreasonable
|
When home I use a Bunn coffee maker. Brews a whole pot of some of the best coffee in about 2.5 minutes. The downside is running the little heater inside to keep the water hot all the time has to add $ to my power bill.
Thankfully, one of my friends has gotten big into roasting his own coffee, so he sends me a couple pounds of stuff to try every few weeks. And 3-5# of Yemen moca and a Tanzanian peaberry I'm fond of. Roasted to full city plus. Heavenly, and saves me from buying more than a pound of beans a week.
|
|
|
|
|
Evildrider
Terracotta Army
Posts: 5521
|
I just love me some Dunkin Donuts coffee. |
|
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
There's toast in the SWG forum.
|
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
Oban
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4662
|
Something I just realized while watching HDNet...
Most young women (meaning without cellulite, wrinkles, plastic surgery or whatever) look better in clothes than they do in bathing suits.
|
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
|
|
|
MrHat
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7432
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
|
Something I just realized while watching HDNet...
Most young women (meaning without cellulite, wrinkles, plastic surgery or whatever) look better in clothes than they do in bathing suits.
Not that they don't look good in bathing suits. |
|
|
|
|
HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
|
Something I just realized while watching HDNet...
Most young women (meaning without cellulite, wrinkles, plastic surgery or whatever) look better in clothes than they do in bathing suits.
Flab, unsightly hair and blemishes don't hide well in HD. The pr0n industry is learning this. |
|
|
|
Oban
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4662
|
No, this has nothing to do with flab, hair or anything of that sort.
Just the odd body shapes (why do most models have no hips?).
|
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
|
|
|
Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
|
I officially hate daylight savings time. With the shorter days of autumn, I could maybe get home with enough time to get in a half-hour of painting or caulking. Now it's sunset before quitting time. Goddamned democrat sunlight socialism.
|
|
|
|
|
Merusk
Terracotta Army
Posts: 27449
Badge Whore
|
No, this has nothing to do with flab, hair or anything of that sort.
Just the odd body shapes (why do most models have no hips?).
The theory behind this that I heard is that clothes are supposed to hang on a model, not be defined by their body. You could get the same desired effect by putting them on a hangar and sending it down the runway, but then there's no emotional scars or pale emaciated flesh there to sate our internal sadist.. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
|
|
|
stray
Terracotta Army
Posts: 16818
has an iMac.
|
It's the same case for male fashion models.
|
|
|
|
|
FatuousTwat
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2223
|
I officially hate daylight savings time. With the shorter days of autumn, I could maybe get home with enough time to get in a half-hour of painting or caulking. Now it's sunset before quitting time. Goddamned democrat sunlight socialism.
Blame the movie theater industry. |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
Someone did this to MMORPG.com so I did it f13 just for a laugh. It turned out to be a laugh, too! http://www.quantcast.com/f13.netThen I started putting in some other sites and it got even laughier. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
Endie
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6436
|
Someone did this to MMORPG.com so I did it f13 just for a laugh. It turned out to be a laugh, too!
"The site appeals to a younger, heavily female group."  |
My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
|
|
|
 |
