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Trippy
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So, two questions:
1. voodoolilly: Update us on the food network gig. We're excited!
2. Is this the acceptable place to post drunk, or is that somewhere else? Maybe politics?
1. I assume I was not what they're looking for, as I've not been contacted. They extended the submissions deadline to Nov 14 so there's still hope. |
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Signe
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I always turn off the lights and never answer the door on Halloween. There is no candy in our house and I'm not giving away our cheese or hunks of meat. I'm not a fan of Halloween or Guy Fawkes day. If you want to beg from me, you better have ribs showing or need the money for a new bomb to try again. Righ, however, went to see The Sisters of Mercy. I'm sure Andrew Eldritch was scary enough.
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Reg
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Someone needs to get their house egged. Or toilet-papered.
If you're filling the role of the mean old lady with cats in your neighbourhood it's just what you deserve!
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Signe
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Why should I give the rich kids in this neighbourhood food? The kids around here are lame, anyway. I saw one the other day trying to roller skate on grass. They're all losers like that around here, too.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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I saw some kids in my area walking around with bags of candy and no costume.
I can't believe they have the balls to knock on people's doors and just stand there, "Sup?", bag outstretched.
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Reg
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Why should I give the rich kids in this neighbourhood food? The kids around here are lame, anyway. I saw one the other day trying to roller skate on grass. They're all losers like that around here, too.
You were totally taken in by roller-skate-on-grass kids' retard costume. |
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Signe
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Why should I give the rich kids in this neighbourhood food? The kids around here are lame, anyway. I saw one the other day trying to roller skate on grass. They're all losers like that around here, too.
You were totally taken in by roller-skate-on-grass kids' retard costume. I was! We just ran some errands and I saw him outside. We live on a pretty high hill and he was walking up, pushing two scooters, one with each hand. |
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FatuousTwat
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I have special candy for shitheads that have no costume.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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rattran
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I'm away at work for Halloween on a closed site so no trick or treaters.
At home, my housemate gives out fresh cooked, hot bacon. Every year. With turkey bacon for Jewish/Muslim kids. And the kids love it. The parents however, seem pretty displeased.
I don't have my camera with me, so no raven pictures. "He's not sick, just weird."
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Merusk
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I saw some kids in my area walking around with bags of candy and no costume.
I can't believe they have the balls to knock on people's doors and just stand there, "Sup?", bag outstretched.
I had those one year. They didn't like that I made them sing and yell, not say, Trick Or Treat. I watched them walk past the next 2 years instead of stopping by. |
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Sjofn
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At home, my housemate gives out fresh cooked, hot bacon. Every year. With turkey bacon for Jewish/Muslim kids. And the kids love it. The parents however, seem pretty displeased.
There could be POISON on that bacon! We never get trick or treaters. I don't know why, I KNOW there are kids in this apartment complex. I hear them all the time! Maybe they know there's a witch living across the hall from us and steer clear. |
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FatuousTwat
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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NiX
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Yay guns!  |
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Trippy
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Trippy
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Picked up some half-off post-Halloween Peanut M&Ms. I'd forgotten how good these things are. I used to be hooked on them. For one summer while still in high school my lunches everyday while I was working on a project consisted of chocolate frozen yogurt and Peanut M&Ms out of a vending machine. Ah to be young again  |
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Signe
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Careful, Trippy. You're not a kid anymore. This time around you'd end up with a lardy butt and diabetes.
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Sky
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Kids didn't trick or treat in my old neighborhood, so we got some candy for this year. It was pretty cool, mostly neighborhood kids from a couple blocks away (only one house with kids on my street). The coolest part was all the adults just having a block party kinda thing, I've been meeting everyone all year and I've been able to mend a few fences which is totally cool. Some people who never got involved with anyone were out, one guy said he hadn't seen everyone get together like that in twenty years. Aforementioned guy gave me a tenderloin from the buck he nabbed, and another house gave me a bag of apples. The apple house (my next-door neighbors) also said how totally  I am at guitar and how they love to listen when I play, and that I need to play more and keep the windows open (eh, winter coming). That felt great. I love my new neighborhood. Only had one group of kids not in costume, mid-teens. Gave them candy anyway, fuck it, better than tp and eggs imo. I told the fiancee to answer the door because I scare the kids with my hair, beard and crazy ways. Like telling them they can have three pieces of candy, if they take more I will take stuff out of their bags. Wasn't quite as heavy as I expected, so I've got about a half a bowl of peanut butter cups, peanut m&ms, dark chocolate mini bars and snickers left. |
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Nebu
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I've never seen so many kids I wanted to strangle. They don't say "Trick or Treat" anymore, they bitch if they don't like the candy, and they bitch about wanting more than one or two.
Greedy little bastards.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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Pennilenko
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Wasn't quite as heavy as I expected, so I've got about a half a bowl of peanut butter cups, peanut m&ms, dark chocolate mini bars and snickers left.
Thats the good life right there! |
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Cyrrex
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Wasn't quite as heavy as I expected, so I've got about a half a bowl of peanut butter cups, peanut m&ms, dark chocolate mini bars and snickers left.
Thats the good life right there! Sounds like a cauldron full of chunky vomit, if you ask me. Combining peanut butter/peanuts and chocolate is something that, um, child molesters might do. |
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Nebu
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Sounds like a cauldron full of chunky vomit, if you ask me. That's why they call chocolate + peanuts = Goobers. |
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SuperPopTart
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Why should I give the rich kids in this neighbourhood food? The kids around here are lame, anyway. I saw one the other day trying to roller skate on grass. They're all losers like that around here, too.
You should hand each one of those kids that doll in your avatar. They'll never come by again. |
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Signe
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I wish I had that doll in my avatar. I wouldn't give it away, though. I could probably just shake it at them. I'd have to develop some sort of evil laugh. I don't have one yet.
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Oban
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Was approached by Swiss TV while waiting for a train, they asked me if I thought the end of the world was approaching.
wtf.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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I find that if you just kind of laugh from the "upper" part of your throat, your laugh becomes far more sadistic. I use this tactic to scare people.
Oban: Do questions like that freak you out?
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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MrHat
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Was approached by Swiss TV while waiting for a train, they asked me if I thought the end of the world was approaching.
wtf.
Wtf. |
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Oban
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With all of the shit that has happened in the past (black death, visigoths, WW1, WW2 and so on...), how could anyone think that a blip on the financial markets and the, potential, election of an African American guy is the end of the world?
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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With all of the shit that has happened in the past (black death, visigoths, WW1, WW2 and so on...), how could anyone think that a blip on the financial markets and the, potential, election of an African American guy is the end of the world?
People are fucking stupid? On a consistent basis? And it's usually the only thing people are consistent with and on? |
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Oban
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Yeah, but I had higher hopes for accountants, lawyers and bankers the Swiss.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Stupidity knows no nationality.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Cyrrex
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Maybe they were talking about their super collider thingy. When's that thing supposed to be operational again? Or maybe their polls were predicting a Palin victory.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Oban
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When's that thing supposed to be operational again?
Sometime after April. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Cheddar
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We had a re-org at work and I am dreading going in today.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Will there be Swiss Conspiracy Theorists waiting for you? Oo.
On a side note:
HI CHED!
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Nebu
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Notice that Ched shows up for a discussion about swiss? I'm thinking there's something of a cheese consipracy going on here.
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