Signe
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I'm sorry for your loss, Nerf. I love lizards.
You people are trying to get me to be mean to my kitty. It's not going to happen. I think she's been eating some of my other kitty's special prescription food even though I thought she hated it. Yesterday I started watching them when I gave Lister his special food so she doesn't get any and she's not farted since. See? It was MY fault! Geez. And you lot wanted me to toss her about like she was a dorf or sommat! If it's not that and she starts up again, I'll hug and kiss her. She hates it when I hug and kiss her!
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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she probably just read the f13 boards and decided to simmer down before you took action on our advice.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Nevermore
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The pin was removed from my toe today. I think I'm going to use it as my emergancy CD extractor. It'll be nice to be able to take a shower again.
But that was the perfect excuse to get someone to give you a sponge bath!  Grats on the metal-free toe, though! |
Over and out.
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Lantyssa
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But that was the perfect excuse to get someone to give you a sponge bath! D'oh! Why couldn't you have given me that idea before the pin was out!?  Oh well. Nine more toes to break. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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she probably just read the f13 boards and decided to simmer down before you took action on our advice.
Hm. That explains some of the recent new members! Signe's fault! It was MY fault!
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Signe
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No way!  Also - I miss Cheddar. Maybe boobies will get him back.  |
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« Last Edit: October 29, 2008, 06:10:54 AM by Signe »
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rattran
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There is a very large raven that keeps pecking and screetching at the shutter whenever it blows closed. If I force it open he stands on the windowsill and leans with his head against the window. I tried going outside, he still stands with his head pressed against the window. I tried opening the window, he just flaps back onto the lower roof and stares at me until I close it. Bext step is to go up on the ladder and put some cat treats on the roof to see if that distracts him.
Seems to be weird animal week.
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Engels
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Sounds like a bird was imprinted wrong ;/ Its probably a young crow that got adopted by someone, then let go.
Either that, or you're working on horror prose.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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There is a very large raven that keeps pecking and screetching at the shutter whenever it blows closed. If I force it open he stands on the windowsill and leans with his head against the window. I tried going outside, he still stands with his head pressed against the window. I tried opening the window, he just flaps back onto the lower roof and stares at me until I close it. Bext step is to go up on the ladder and put some cat treats on the roof to see if that distracts him.
Seems to be weird animal week.
Actually, strange behavior in corvids is associated with West Nile virus. You should call the local animal control. |
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nurtsi
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And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Ya dude, that's some ominous fucking portent right there.
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Oban
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Earthquake coming.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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It's just that fat guy consummating his marriage.
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Nevermore
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And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
You rang? |
Over and out.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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No way! Also - I miss Cheddar. Maybe boobies will get him back. Did someone run Cheddarmunster off? Bad monkey heads! |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Do you only post on Thursdays?
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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They only..let me out of cage on Thursdays..
Thanks for the reminder!
*CRIES*
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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They only..let me out of cage on Thursdays..
Thanks for the reminder!
*CRIES*
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Cheddar
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No way! Also - I miss Cheddar. Maybe boobies will get him back. Hey hey! I dunno, I have not had much to say around here. I tend to post in spurts anyhow! |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Signe
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Muse.
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You should have a spurt soon.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Oban
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...only if he sees the T&A thread.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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NowhereMan
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So I went to a talk by Neil Gaiman yestrday and got an unexected supporting musical number from Johnathon Coulton. It was pretty  |
"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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stray
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So... What's the difference between White Castle and Krystal? Never had a White Castle, but Krystal seems to cook their burgers in onions.
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Yegolev
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You can get White Castle in your grocer's freezer section.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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stray
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Oh yeah.. Hmm.. Uhh.. OK.  |
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Oban
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So... What's the difference between White Castle and Krystal? Never had a White Castle, but Krystal seems to cook their burgers in onions.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Cyrrex
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So... What's the difference between White Castle and Krystal? Never had a White Castle, but Krystal seems to cook their burgers in onions.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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rattran
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So, the rogue raven turned out to belong to the guys with the Raptor Center here. It just seems to have decided it likes my window ledge, and now has a small pile of string it sits on while it stares at me. I've rigged the shutter to stay open just a few inches, so no more banging at it and shrieking.
Everyone now seems happy. The raven has his spot, the Raptor guys know where their bird is, and I have a bird who stares at me. I'll kind of miss him when I leave in 2 weeks.
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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Please take a photo of the crazy evil Raven sitting on its string, staring at you.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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So, the rogue raven turned out to belong to the guys with the Raptor Center here. It just seems to have decided it likes my window ledge, and now has a small pile of string it sits on while it stares at me. I've rigged the shutter to stay open just a few inches, so no more banging at it and shrieking.
Everyone now seems happy. The raven has his spot, the Raptor guys know where their bird is, and I have a bird who stares at me. I'll kind of miss him when I leave in 2 weeks.
Did you tell them my West Nile theory? I love ravens. You should put out some shiny bottle caps or pieces of tinsel for him. |
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climbjtree
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So, two questions:
1. voodoolilly: Update us on the food network gig. We're excited!
2. Is this the acceptable place to post drunk, or is that somewhere else? Maybe politics?
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Signe
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You are such a polite drunk! And your typing isn't slurred at all. I bet you could post drunk on some AA forum and it would be acceptable!
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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So, two questions:
1. voodoolilly: Update us on the food network gig. We're excited!
2. Is this the acceptable place to post drunk, or is that somewhere else? Maybe politics?
1. I assume I was not what they're looking for, as I've not been contacted. 2. Yes. |
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Cheddar
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2. Is this the acceptable place to post drunk, or is that somewhere else? Maybe politics?
2. Yes. Good to know. I got in trouble for that! |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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JWIV
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So giving a mix of 1-2 pieces of candy to each kid we we went through 450 pieces of candy tonight, and still had at least one group knock on our door after we had turned off our light.
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