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Signe
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Reply #4375 on: October 21, 2008, 10:14:12 AM


Everything is reminding me of other things today.

Omg are you preggers?

Good Grief NO!  It's unpossible!

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Engels
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inflicts shingles.


Reply #4376 on: October 21, 2008, 10:20:00 AM

READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Zombie Signe Pregnant with Federline Love Child!

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa

Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
Signe
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Reply #4377 on: October 21, 2008, 10:31:12 AM

You're such a dink booger.

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voodoolily
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Reply #4378 on: October 21, 2008, 01:00:30 PM

Well he does maek poopies, you know. He maeks them.

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Engels
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Reply #4379 on: October 21, 2008, 08:48:14 PM

well, now I have the gf calling me 'dink booger'. I hope you're happy.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa

Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
Signe
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Reply #4380 on: October 22, 2008, 05:52:36 AM

She must love you very much.  I mean a LOT! 

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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.


Reply #4381 on: October 22, 2008, 07:52:11 AM

Time goddamned warner just added new movie channels in HD. 2 Starz (and a third that isn't activated yet), TMC, Max and I think one other. This has been a really good year for TW, lots of new HD content across the board.

Note, I still despise TW.
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Reply #4382 on: October 22, 2008, 09:12:51 AM

TW has had those in HD in my region for some time. What I'd love to see though is an HD TCM (probably Turner's problem though, not TW).
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Reply #4383 on: October 22, 2008, 03:27:55 PM

I'm starting to get really nervous about the audition tomorrow. I tried to keep it funny on the application, but what if I choke?

Also, I get to meet Ilan from Top Chef tomorrow, on a completely unrelated turn of circumstances. He may have been slightly douche-y, but he's hawt.

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Reply #4384 on: October 22, 2008, 03:30:33 PM

Scream into a pillow or something.

Or spike some orange juice before you leave.

[edit] Oh, and break a leg!  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #4385 on: October 22, 2008, 03:37:10 PM

YOU CAN DO EEET!


Seriously, good luck.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #4386 on: October 22, 2008, 03:49:14 PM

You won't choke!  Remember your hot sassiness! 

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Reply #4387 on: October 22, 2008, 04:20:59 PM

If you start to get nervous, just remember there's that bitch from the apron thing who wants to see you flame out.  Humiliating her on a website wasn't good enough.  You've got to firmly crush her soul by not only doing well in this audition, but by winning this thing!

Cook on!

DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS

Heh.  You love food and cooking and you're fun.  Be yourself and you'll do fine.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #4388 on: October 22, 2008, 06:11:32 PM

well, now I have the gf calling me 'dink booger'. I hope you're happy.

Does the gf know about your propensity to inflict shingles?
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Reply #4389 on: October 22, 2008, 06:19:53 PM

And I love Scotch.
Engels
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Reply #4390 on: October 22, 2008, 07:11:55 PM

I still don't know what gave rise to that grief title. Not that I mind. Except that people who don't know what shingles actually is probably think it means I throw roof tiles at people.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa

Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Reply #4391 on: October 22, 2008, 07:49:31 PM

What a weird ad.

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Reply #4392 on: October 22, 2008, 11:26:13 PM

It should say "It's not too late to BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AGAIN!!!1!".

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #4393 on: October 23, 2008, 04:48:14 AM

I still don't know what gave rise to that grief title. Not that I mind. Except that people who don't know what shingles actually is probably think it means I throw roof tiles at people.
It rhymes.
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Reply #4394 on: October 23, 2008, 05:04:36 AM

Good luck today VL! 
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Reply #4395 on: October 23, 2008, 05:35:42 AM

Inflicts shingles is modern Cockney rhyme slang for Dink Booger. 

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Reply #4396 on: October 23, 2008, 07:01:48 AM

Truly this is the work of T.S. Eliot of rhyming slang. I don't understand it.

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Reply #4397 on: October 23, 2008, 07:06:43 AM

It's MODERN.  Sheesh.

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Reply #4398 on: October 23, 2008, 07:27:35 AM

VL should be a shoe-in with the science background and sassiness. How funny would a Food Network show with f13 in-jokes be?  why so serious?
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Reply #4399 on: October 23, 2008, 07:40:59 AM

If she could bring the word "catass" into the common vernacular, I would be proud.

I've been doing my small part actually... but I don't have a television audience.
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Reply #4400 on: October 23, 2008, 08:23:36 AM

If she could bring the word "catass" into the common vernacular, I would be proud.

I've been doing my small part actually... but I don't have a television audience.

yes working catass into a food show's dialog would be interesting
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Reply #4401 on: October 23, 2008, 08:26:46 AM

Crotchpheasant surprise with a Catass goulash.


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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.


Reply #4402 on: October 23, 2008, 08:59:33 AM

Apparently, I'm horrible at sequencing.
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Reply #4403 on: October 23, 2008, 09:13:35 AM

eesh a lot of people here, but I'm pretty sure I can take them all down. Thanks for the vote of confidence, you guys!

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Reply #4404 on: October 23, 2008, 10:06:44 AM

What a weird ad.



Someday, it may payoff BIG!


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Reply #4405 on: October 23, 2008, 11:13:07 AM

Just remember, the cast iron skillet makes the most resounding clunk when it comes to thinning out the crowd.

Keep us posted - we are all excitipated.

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Reply #4406 on: October 23, 2008, 11:22:17 AM

Yay VL! As everyone's been saying include healthy doses of sassiness. Also remember to frequently use alcohol for cooking and drinking when you're not cooking with it. That makes good TV.

"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
Sky
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Reply #4407 on: October 23, 2008, 12:14:04 PM

That's one of my favorite bits from my first tv chef favorite, Pasquale. "A little vino for the chicken....and a little for the chef...." And then break out singing Italian opera songs.
MrHat
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Reply #4408 on: October 23, 2008, 12:34:57 PM

I just found MC Hawking: "Quake Master".

 DRILLING AND MANLINESS
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Reply #4409 on: October 23, 2008, 12:41:49 PM

eesh a lot of people here, but I'm pretty sure I can take them all down. Thanks for the vote of confidence, you guys!

I have faith.  Just give 'em hell!

"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."

-  Mark Twain
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