Signe
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Muse.
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I hate hate hate thick wooly clothes. You'll feel much nicer if you just wear jeans and a flannel shirt with some nice silk long underwear. You'll be warm outside and when you go inside you just fling off the outer wear and lounge around in your comfy, silky long johns and play with your new wood.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Until your cotton jeans get wet and you get hypothermia.
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Lantyssa
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It's usually too hot to wear flannel-lined pants, but you're right about them being super comfy. I have a pair I'd love if I could fit in to them anymore.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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$8500. That's how much a new sewer line costs.  Welp. |
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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How many port-a-poties could you rent for how long for $8500?
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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Yegolev
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How do you feel about shitting into a bucket?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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ezrast
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You can rent a backhoe for a week for like a quarter of that. PVC and duct tape are cheap.
I'm just sayin'.
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Yegolev
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Does anyone here know about crossbows?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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I really hope that question pertains to the sewer line problem somehow and that you will explain.
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Nevermore
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Does anyone here know about crossbows?
I think they do 1d8 damage. |
Over and out.
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Yegolev
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I knew I picked the right thread for that post.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Trippy
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Does anyone here know about crossbows?
My character in RuneQuest got killed by a crossbow back in, uh, 1979? Does that count? |
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Why, just the other day I bought some crossbow bolts from Winthrop to give to Fuller. You know, in the guard's barracks.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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You seem to be mistaking us for the forum of the swarthy zombie defeating good looking hicks from Georgia. That's the third door on the left. This here's the quivering in terror 'first victims of the apocalypse' forum.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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CaptainNapkin
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Once split a 12.5lb burger with a friend.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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That's fantastic.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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Does anyone here know about crossbows?
My boss owns a couple. What do you want to know, I can inquire. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Rendakor
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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How do you feel about shitting into a bucket?
Not good. The upside of this is that it's actually $9200 because I got home a few hours ago to a shit half-filled basement. Luckily managed to only hit only one box and the rest I was able to bleach/disinfect. This weekend is going to be grand. I'll have to call all my friends to see if I can poop at their houses for the next week. |
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schild
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Does anyone here know about crossbows?
Yes. Ask away. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Rendakor
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Signe
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Muse.
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It's perfect.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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For someone with arm strength rated as "weak-ass", a crossbow with a winch is the way to go. I haven't found what seems to be a quality crossbow that has a built-in. Is that a thing? Do I need to just get the add-on winch with a good crossbow?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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For someone with arm strength rated as "weak-ass", a crossbow with a winch is the way to go. I haven't found what seems to be a quality crossbow that has a built-in. Is that a thing? Do I need to just get the add-on winch with a good crossbow?
Is that seriously your question? Because it sounds like you need a gun. |
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Maybe you can legally crossbow someone in Georgia.
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-Rasix
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Yegolev
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You can legally shoot someone with a gun as well, and we have that shit covered. This isn't for home defense. How about less "you're having fun the wrong way", more real answers or funny jokes. I'll take either one.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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Yes you can get an add-on wench.
Though, with a modern crossbow you're going to look a little queer with such a thing.
1. Lawyer up. Keep him on call.
2. Hit the gym, a lot.
3. Get a crossbow without a wench.
4. Call your lawyer.
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Yegolev
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No built-in winch available, then. Already have the wench. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Does she work out? Maybe that's your solution.
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Yegolev
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I wish.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Someone once offerd me a free one-handed crossbow. I turned them down, figuring I'd just accidentally crossbow myself. Self-inflicted crossbow wounds are probably about as much fun as they sound.
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schild
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Someone once offerd me a free one-handed crossbow. I turned them down, figuring I'd just accidentally crossbow myself. Self-inflicted crossbow wounds are probably about as much fun as they sound.
It's what makes a man. |
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Paelos
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You can legally shoot someone with a gun as well, and we have that shit covered. This isn't for home defense. How about less "you're having fun the wrong way", more real answers or funny jokes. I'll take either one.
Name it Bianca. Invent several stories about where you got it, none of them actually true. |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Pennilenko
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Someone once offerd me a free one-handed crossbow. I turned them down, figuring I'd just accidentally crossbow myself. Self-inflicted crossbow wounds are probably about as much fun as they sound.
Oh man you are missing out, you could work a knee joke in there somewhere. |
"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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